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Boner

Cheria Laune Laukisda, or the Boner, is a famous skeleton and bone collector found roaming the planet Osao. He is known for his ability to completely clean the flesh off corpses with his own acidic body, and his unfortunate name that has a certain meaning in other cultures.

Personal History

Born in 274, Cheria entered a moderately large household in Xexiala. He grew up comfortably, indulging in a lifestyle he crafted himself. His bedroom was decorated top to bottom with animal figurines and collectibles, and age 6 he began taking an interest in skeletons, after finding the remains of a death pig on the side of a road. He took it back, attempted to dissect it and retrieve the bones, somewhat successfully.

His interest in skeletons and bone collecting only grew with age. He began collecting all of the roadkill he could find, carefully dissecting them for their bones, and one by one he would piece together the animals, reconstructing them into their former glory. At age 17, he discovered his ability to decompose animal corpses with just a very prolonged touch. After sleeping on his desktop after a long day, he put his hand on top of a small deceased animal. When he woke up, he discovered the perfectly preserved skeleton embedded in his hand, with no trace of flesh or anything.

He decided to test this out by stuffing a small dead animal in his leg for a few hours. To his surprise, he found that the corpse slowly decomposed into nothingness, just leaving the bones. This discovery led to his bone collection increasing tenfold, not only with more skeletons but with pristine ones.

After moving out and into his own house, he dedicated his life to cleaning skeletons and selling them for a profit. Quickly it became a full time job, because strangely enough people wanted to have a random, perfectly preserved skeleton in their house. At this point he started wearing clothes, which is uncommon in slime society due to how uncomfortable they can be, to conceal the fact he would stuff dead animals in his body for days at a time to clean them.

Cheria went on many travels to the four continents on Osao, seeking out new animal skeletons to collect. He quickly became fairly well known due to the popularity of the utopia at the time, and the story of an unusual man searching for dead animals drew in lots of attention. He was dubbed as the "Boner" online, and many feel sorry for him for it.

Bone Collection

Cheria's skeleton collection is probably the most expansive one on the planet. There are a grand total of 9,595 skeletons in his collection, with 2,304 unique species. This collection can be found in a large biodome formed from Cheria's regenerative flesh, nestled in a canyon in the Zcarazas Plains in western Unuth.

The collection is visible to the public for 13 months out of the 15 month year; the other 2 months are spent re-organising the skeletons, so when the time comes for visitors again, returning tourists will be able to see new skeletons. Cheria only keeps a third of his skeletons visible to the public at any one time, and rotates a handful of them every year.

Species
Children
Eyes
3 beady, black eyes
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Light green slime

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Aecotia Aerawich · Apalous Desert · Arid Flatlands · Ink Kingdom · Inky Isles
Ecela Coral Desert · Ecela Plains · Elder Tentacle Tree · Fic Saca · Sakara (Head Legional Mansion · Sakara Birdwatching University · Sakara Fishing Platform · Seaslime's Whart)
Eudan Apalous Vein · Blue Plateau · Coral Mountain · Dove's Tail Desert · Dove's Wing Desert · Eccentric Meadows · Eudan Sea · Forest of Beauty · Gala Reien · Marsh Forest · Mavini · Sparkling Sodalands (Sour Lake)
Uaelor Blubber Dun · Burning Slopes · Carrot Lands · Epithelial Rhym · North Uaelor Coralspikes · Nylis Meadows · South Uaelor Coralspikes · Uaelor Red Desert · Xexiala
Unuth Dark Umbrella Forest · Dragon Forest · East Unuth Coralspikes · Teal Umbrella Forest · Unuth Glitter Forest · Unuth Orange Desert · Unuth Red Desert · Zcarazas Plains

  Carawin Trench · Epystal Islands · Osao Ocean · Pelican Isles · Xivin
Peoples
CharactersBoner · Lunar Grove · Manara Matara · Slippa Bob · Solotolo Soosoo
CuisineFerrous Banana Tart
OrganisationsBooty Cruises · Ephenic Empire · Osao Space Legion · Osaoan Wildlife Preservation Society
ProfessionsHex Queen · Slime Generator
Ethnicities & GroupsSparkling Slimes
Cultural PracticesHex Queen Ceremony · Slimeball · Slime's First Birthday

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Conditions & AfflictionsAephaestaemalaesiea · Bloating · Duochromatica · Excess Slime Production · Goldcap · Slime Rot
Historical EventsOsao's Exploration into Greater Kurhira
DocumentsBird Watcher's Journal · Epystal Islands Native Wildlife Protection Act 1008 · Ink Kingdom Environment Act 646 · Top Universities in Osao
PhenomenaPink Hailstorm
Items & ArtifactsCurrencies (Irunat · Pijhi Popp) · Banana Hammer · Lava Cream
Materials & ResourcesSeastone
Science & TechnologyBooty Cruise Ship
Biota Ecology of the Dragon Forest · Slime · Sea Slugs of Osao · State Birds of Osao
 
FaunaAzure Pelican · Bapycara · Benthic Rainbow Worm · Bulkhead Dolphinfish · Cottonball Cottonball · Death Pig · Echinops · Faintwing · Firecracker · Firehead · Gelletti's Penguin · Glossy Holehead · Gold-Crested Crow · Gongdu · Lace-Fingered Brittle Star · Lemonwing · Nasanaleiidae · Pale Catfish · Palm Glider · Rainbow Worm · Shiverfish · Shurtle · Urchinfish
FloraCaraweed · Lavaweed · Purple Banana Tree · Shedding Wig · Tangle Fern · Wigglejiggle
FungiRed Waxcap
Misc. Osao Art Gallery · Osao Calendar

 


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