Oz's Christmas Letter (Yes one of those!)
Oz’s Christmas Letter
Dear family and friends:
Wanted to let you know what I had been up to this year and more details about my new family:
You remember Baric the Cleric I’ve talked so much about. He continues his hobby of mummified bird watching and still insists on burying everything dead and undead. If it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t be here more ways than one.
Dash has become a stalwart companion in the shield wall but still can’t hit the blind side of a barn door with a battle-ax. He continues his search for a more fortunate weapon.
Murland, our newest member, has taken up barbecuing trolls and likes them with a light burnt tinge before he considers them done. Troll Brisket! He has been a welcome addition and we become fast friends.
Tuath has also become a bit obsessed with fire and we have to watch him and keep matches away from him at all times. We antagonize each other but I’ve found out all and all that elves aren’t so bad (Don’t tell Mother.)
I happily wander with this group of eclectic and eager warriors and hope to continue in the coming year. God(GM) willing. Happy DND Holidays.
Ottoz's Journal Ordered oldest to newest
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Journeys Beginning
17 Jun 2020 03:24:06
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Show me the money
23 Jul 2020 03:37:59
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8 orcs and a dwarf walk into an excavation……
13 Aug 2020 04:54:37
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The No Luck Logging Camp
26 Aug 2020 04:58:33
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Ode to a Cleric
06 Sep 2020 03:26:00
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Mommy Issues
09 Sep 2020 05:05:59
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Tank Wanted
28 Sep 2020 08:28:28
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Pie Eater Rap
09 Oct 2020 05:08:18
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Ozzie's list of things to do today
15 Oct 2020 04:13:18
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Oh God.....
22 Oct 2020 04:13:36
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:)
31 Oct 2020 06:41:32
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Death's Duty Roster
06 Nov 2020 03:47:43
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The Last Will and Testament of Ozzie M
15 Nov 2020 05:58:14
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Ozzie's Stream of Consciousness (or Unconsciousness)
19 Nov 2020 05:33:34
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Minutes from ITUDEU
27 Nov 2020 06:22:45
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Oz's Christmas Letter (Yes one of those!)
05 Dec 2020 07:20:28
17 Jun 2020 03:24:06
23 Jul 2020 03:37:59
13 Aug 2020 04:54:37
26 Aug 2020 04:58:33
06 Sep 2020 03:26:00
09 Sep 2020 05:05:59
28 Sep 2020 08:28:28
09 Oct 2020 05:08:18
15 Oct 2020 04:13:18
22 Oct 2020 04:13:36
31 Oct 2020 06:41:32
06 Nov 2020 03:47:43
15 Nov 2020 05:58:14
19 Nov 2020 05:33:34
27 Nov 2020 06:22:45
05 Dec 2020 07:20:28
The major events and journals in Ottoz's history, from the beginning to today.
Oz's Christmas Letter (Yes one of those!)
Oz’s Christmas Letter Dear family and friends: Wanted to let you know what I had been up to this year and more details about my new family: You remember Baric the Cleric I’ve talked so much about. He continues his hobby of mummified bird watch...
07:20 pm - 05.12.2020Well Slept at Embric's Hall
07:01 am - 04.12.2020Well Slept at Embric's Hall
07:01 am - 04.12.2020Minutes from ITUDEU
International Troll Union (Dungeon Encounter Unit) Subject: Low staffing This letter to the troll union constituency is to address recent events at the Emberfall facility over the last couple of days. Many of you have come to me addressing the inad...
06:22 pm - 27.11.2020Emric's Hall Hideout
07:17 am - 26.11.2020Emric's Hall Hideout
07:16 am - 26.11.2020Ozzie's Stream of Consciousness (or Unconsciousness)
Walked around the woods on the cliff for long while and waited for Tuath to scout, waited waited waited finally climbed up to a window saw a lady dwarf and birds through the window, I like birds especially corvids not covid, corvids. Climbed back dow...
05:02 pm - 19.11.2020Cliff Face Landing
06:22 am - 19.11.2020Cliff Face Landing
06:22 am - 19.11.2020The Last Will and Testament of Ozzie M
In light of recent events it has been brought to my attention that I need a will. So here it goes: ——————————————————————————————————— I Ottoz Mainlandër being of mostly sound min...
05:58 pm - 15.11.2020Killer Moss that Never Dies...
05:43 am - 12.11.2020Killer Moss that Never Dies...
12:55 am - 12.11.2020Death's Duty Roster
Hi, let me introduce myself. My name is Death. Hello to all the new people who are joining us today. It is a bit of a busy day so let’s get right down to it. We’ve got to drop by Phanlyn and pick up a couple of gnomes who fell drunk into a well and ...
03:47 pm - 06.11.2020Saving Solomon
06:03 pm - 05.11.2020Saving Solomon
06:03 pm - 05.11.2020test
test...
07:48 pm - 29.10.2020Out of Breath (cough cough) in Axeholm!
06:33 am - 29.10.2020Out of Breath (cough cough) in Axeholm!
06:33 am - 29.10.2020Oh God.....
FADE IN: EXT. CHURCH - DAY In the heart of Phanlyn, a quaint steepled limestone chapel sits among the lofty oaks. INT. CHURCH - CONFESSIONAL A Priest and a dwarf sit in a confessional, an opaque screen separates the two. OZZIE, The dwarf is...
04:12 pm - 22.10.2020Inside Axeholm Fortress
05:15 am - 22.10.2020Inside Axeholm Fortress
05:15 am - 22.10.2020Things to do today
-Things to do today ✓ See bears ✓ See more bears ✓ Mince 12 orcs and set aside ✓ Prepare and collect rocks ✓ Bury orcs in rocks ✓ Avoid BF Goat ✓ Enter abandoned fortress √ Look through arrow slits....but don't walk through th...
04:12 pm - 15.10.2020Axeholm Ahoy!
05:12 am - 15.10.2020Axeholm Ahoy!
12:05 am - 15.10.2020Pie Eater Rap
Yeah, yeah Ayo, pie eaters, it's time. It's time, pie eaters (aight, pie eaters, begin). Straight out the mighty dungeons of rap. The darkness drops deep as does my dwarf. I never run, 'cause to run is the mother of morph. Beyond the wall of Werer...
05:07 pm - 09.10.2020Gold Toe Mine step by step!
05:41 am - 08.10.2020Gold Toe Mine step by step!
05:41 am - 08.10.2020Gold Toe Mine step by step!
01:17 am - 08.10.2020Silver on My Mind
04:36 am - 01.10.2020Silver on My Mind
12:55 am - 01.10.2020Tank Wanted
To:[email protected] From:[email protected] Here is the partial transcript of the recent interview with the candidate we’re suggesting: ————— Grog: Thanks for coming in Ottoz, sit down and let’s get down...
05:20 pm - 17.09.2020Loitering Mountain's Toe Gold Mine!
04:41 am - 16.09.2020Loitering Mountain's Toe Gold Mine!
12:28 am - 16.09.2020Mommy Issues
Dear Mom: It’s been awhile and you told me to write when I got safe work. Well I found something in Phanlyn working for the Wester Bank of all things. I mainly work in customer service and conflict resolution. My boss, Mr. Harbin Wester, is eccentric ...
05:05 pm - 09.09.2020Picking up the Pieces at Butterskull Ranch
07:16 am - 09.09.2020Picking up the Pieces at Butterskull Ranch
07:16 am - 09.09.2020Ode to a Cleric
Whose Hello Kitty banner is that? I think I know. Its owner is quite happy though. Full of joy like a vivid rainbow, I watch him laugh. I cry hello. He gives his banner a shake, And laughs until his belly aches. The only other sound's that break, ...
03:12 pm - 06.09.2020Living Large in Phanlyn
05:23 am - 04.09.2020Living Large in Phanlyn
05:23 am - 04.09.2020The no luck logging camp
I marveled at the elf’s ability to find a path through the dense forest on the way to the logging camp. But thus arriving there something seemed amiss. Many of the structures were destroyed, the tents abandoned. We tied off the cart and ox in a copse ...
04:58 pm - 26.08.2020Naerwinter Forest
05:10 am - 26.08.2020Ne'erwinter Forest
04:24 am - 26.08.2020Ne'erwinter Forest
12:40 am - 26.08.2020On the march?
04:36 am - 19.08.2020On the march?
04:36 am - 19.08.2020Delving the Temple of the Faceless Lord
04:19 am - 15.08.2020Delving the Temple of the Faceless Lord
04:18 am - 15.08.2020Delving the Temple of the Faceless Lord
04:18 am - 15.08.20208 orcs and a dwarf walk into an excavation……
After a day of slimes dropping on us Baric, Blithe, Tuath, and myself consulted with Norbus and Dazzlin about what to do after we cleared the ruins of these annoying gelatinous creatures. As we walked back into the altar room we found a crescent s...
04:54 pm - 13.08.2020Dwarven Excavation Clearing (cont’d)
10:42 pm - 21.07.2020Dwarven Excavation Clearing (cont’d)
10:42 pm - 21.07.2020Dwarven Excavation Alert!
10:41 pm - 21.07.2020Dwarven Excavation Alert!
10:41 pm - 21.07.2020Show me the money
After waiting for the cleric to “perform” his sunrise mass we left Phandalin on a sunny and clear morning heading north, no southwest, maybe east? I knew the way back to the excavation but still don’t know the direction. After a couple of days...
06:41 pm - 21.07.2020Dwarven Excavation Alert!
01:11 pm - 09.07.2020Dwarven Excavation Alert!
01:10 pm - 09.07.2020Journeys Beginning
After spending years in the mines and military service I began my journey to find those of similar ilk to pursue my adventures late in life. I roamed for months until I was south of the town of Phandalin in the forest. I smelled the enchanting fragrance...
03:24 pm - 17.06.2020Umbrage Hill: Rescue Adabra Gwynn
05:23 am - 17.06.2020Umbrage Hill: Rescue Adabra Gwynn
01:20 am - 17.06.2020The list of amazing people following the adventures of Ottoz.
Social
Religious Views
The gods abandoned us long ago and probably didn't exist anyway.
Social Aptitude
Kind and soft hearted towards those he's loyal to but if he doesn't......
Mannerisms
Likes to use his hands to describe his exploits few though there are a this point.
Hobbies & Pets
Wood carving likenesses of his friends.
Speech
Speaks quickly and carefully for a dwarf that is when he does speak.