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Oh God.....
FADE IN:
EXT. CHURCH - DAY
In the heart of Phanlyn, a quaint steepled limestone chapel sits among the lofty oaks.
INT. CHURCH - CONFESSIONAL
A Priest and a dwarf sit in a confessional, an opaque screen separates the two.
OZZIE, The dwarf is giving his confession.
OZZIE
Father, why does god hate us so much?
FATHER JOHN, ponders the question with a raised eyebrow.
FATHER JOHN
I’m not sure what you mean my son. Can you tell me more.
OZZIE
Well it all started when we entered the fortress of Axeholm………
TIME PASSES
OZZIE
And then they surrounded us, Baric and Dash were down and Tuath………
TIME PASSES
OZZIE (sobbing)
I just couldn’t stop feeling like God was rooting against us. Every hit on us, every miss on them. A strange voice from the heavens laughing…….
FATHER JOHN
Well son, if you would just do a normal journal entry maybe you wouldn't attract so much hostility.
OZZIE
Wise words Father.
Continue reading...
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Journeys Beginning
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Show me the money
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8 orcs and a dwarf walk into an excavation……
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The No Luck Logging Camp
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Ode to a Cleric
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Mommy Issues
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Tank Wanted
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Pie Eater Rap
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Ozzie's list of things to do today
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Oh God.....
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Death's Duty Roster
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The Last Will and Testament of Ozzie M
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Ozzie's Stream of Consciousness (or Unconsciousness)
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Minutes from ITUDEU
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Oz's Christmas Letter (Yes one of those!)
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