Ozzie's list of things to do today

by Ottoz Mainlandër

-Things to do today

✓ See bears
✓ See more bears
✓ Mince 12 orcs and set aside
✓ Prepare and collect rocks
✓ Bury orcs in rocks
✓ Avoid BF Goat
✓ Enter abandoned fortress
√ Look through arrow slits....but don't walk through them
✓ Yank on portcullis
✓ Climb abandoned ruins
✓ Drop down old chimney
✓ Explore room
✓ Go to next room
✓ Get sprayed with milky white fluid :(
✓ Get attacked by big goddamn spiders
✓ Kill spiders

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