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Ozzie's Stream of Consciousness (or Unconsciousness)
Walked around the woods on the cliff for long while and waited for Tuath to scout, waited waited waited finally climbed up to a window saw a lady dwarf and birds through the window, I like birds especially corvids not covid, corvids. Climbed back down then climbed back up with Dash and climbed through. Tackled lady dwarf after she tried to trick me with the oldest trick in the book. “What’s that behind you?” indeed. HA. She wouldn’t cooperate so I punched her. Rest of the folks came through and we went up to observatory and got tangled in tentacles and walloped an air elemental. Went to the kitchen and clobbered a fire elemental and had some soup. Found a stuffed owl I will name him Hooty. Maybe owls are my favorite. Down the hall and a troll finally showed up with tentacles and all. Tuath went back to find a “down” bed (an elf’s natural tendency….(to find a bed that is) haha) and then the puns flew. I’m swinging my sword trying to kill this thing and that’s all they can think about. I mean if it wasn’t for me NOTHING would get done around here! FOCUS! Then I wondered why don’t we carry fire and oil with us ALL the time, why? Sooooo many trolls these days. The troll died. The end.
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Journeys Beginning
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Show me the money
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8 orcs and a dwarf walk into an excavation……
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The No Luck Logging Camp
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Ode to a Cleric
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Mommy Issues
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Tank Wanted
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Pie Eater Rap
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Ozzie's list of things to do today
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Oh God.....
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Death's Duty Roster
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The Last Will and Testament of Ozzie M
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Ozzie's Stream of Consciousness (or Unconsciousness)
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Minutes from ITUDEU
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Oz's Christmas Letter (Yes one of those!)
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