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Hi, let me introduce myself. My name is Death. Hello to all the new people who are joining us today. It is a bit of a busy day so let’s get right down to it. We’ve got to drop by Phanlyn and pick up a couple of gnomes who fell drunk into a well and drowned. And Hmmmmm and I just got notice that we need to be on standby for a group up near Axeholm. Not quite but we probably should head up that way and save some time. We’ll need to come up with some epitaphs for them since they’re all going to die and won’t have anyone to do that for them. Let’s see:
The Cleric: Did everyone get buried?
The Elf: Which way to the back?
The Dwarf: I should’a been a bard!
The naked Dwarf: Ah crap!
The Sorcerer: God Dammit, I just got here!
At any rate. Good luck out there. Dismissed.
Continue reading...
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Journeys Beginning
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Show me the money
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8 orcs and a dwarf walk into an excavation……
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The No Luck Logging Camp
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Ode to a Cleric
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Mommy Issues
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Tank Wanted
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Pie Eater Rap
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Ozzie's list of things to do today
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Oh God.....
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Death's Duty Roster
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The Last Will and Testament of Ozzie M
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Ozzie's Stream of Consciousness (or Unconsciousness)
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Minutes from ITUDEU
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Oz's Christmas Letter (Yes one of those!)
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