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Here is the partial transcript of the recent interview with the candidate we’re suggesting:
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Grog: Thanks for coming in Ottoz, sit down and let’s get down to it.
Grog: Describe a time when you used teamwork to solve a problem at a previous security job.
Ottoz: My cohorts and I were delivering personnel to a goldmine north of Phanlyn and attacked a group of wererats who had taken up occupation of the mine.
Grog: We’re you successful in that endeavor?
Ottoz: urrr…..no but…
Grog: That’s okay let’s move on.
Ottoz:(Grumble)
Grog: If you had a coworker you felt wasn’t handling their fair share of the workload what would you say or do?
Ottoz: Well…..I’d go up to the elf and say…..,
Grog: Stop….ummm I don’t see that as necessarily appropriate, we’ll circle back to that one. Can you give me and example of security work that you’ve done in the recent past?
Ottoz: I worked for two dwarves named Norbus and Dazzlene. They told me about a place called Axehome. My experience with them……was…….{redacted}
Grog: Fine, Fine……..tell me more…..
(Continued on next page). {Not really}
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Journeys Beginning
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Show me the money
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8 orcs and a dwarf walk into an excavation……
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The No Luck Logging Camp
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Ode to a Cleric
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Mommy Issues
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Tank Wanted
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Pie Eater Rap
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Ozzie's list of things to do today
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Oh God.....
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Death's Duty Roster
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The Last Will and Testament of Ozzie M
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Ozzie's Stream of Consciousness (or Unconsciousness)
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Minutes from ITUDEU
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Oz's Christmas Letter (Yes one of those!)
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