Oswin’s Elev-…er, Five
Right, you may be asking yourself for a comprehensive account of the grand heist and associated drama.
Well, you’re nae gonna get one.
Why? Because I spent most of it outside making sure Dave didn’t wake up.
Now Dave is a guard, a guard patrolling the grounds of the mansion that Torwynn lured over with a wee animal call as we snuck in through the bushes. Once he was close enough I knocked him out and dragged him into our hiding spot.
I don’t actually know if his name is Dave, because every time he even breathed the wrong way I’d punch his face again to keep him unconscious.
Dave suited him. So Dave it was.
Now, while Dave and I enjoyed a wee relaxing time in the bushes (not that kind of relaxing Thal, you dirty elf bastard) the rest of the gang snuck into the mansion.
I dunnae know what happened next but suddenly the alarm was raised and all the guards when charging in.
So I left Dave sleeping in the bushes and charged into the mansion (after a wee climb up a rope) and found everyone running away.
COWARDS. It’s a good thing I’ve got a wee soft spot for ‘em.
‘Course what I didn’t know was the giant spider chasing them was, in fact, Torwynn. It was a good thing Bort shouted it out because otherwise she might have had an axe between her eight eyes.
What I didn’t have to question was the wizard and archer firing spells and arrows at Thal and Rynaar. I left the pair of ‘em and Bort to sort out the healing while I piled in with my axe to block the doorway and create a barrier for the rest of the party to escape behind.
I wasn’t sure what happened next, but when I summoned my ancestors’ spirits this time they weren’t their usual blue but a deep red, like Dante and the crystal. And fuck me if I didn’t feel a rush of power and rage like nothin’ else before.
When it all calmed down I was covered in blood. A lot of my own and even more of the dead wizard and archer around me.
Think there were some other dead bastards there too but we made a hasty escape. On the way back the others told me that they’d snagged three notes, which was all the evidence we needed.
There’s gonna be hell to pay when Silverhand finds his guards murdered to fuck in his own office but we’ll deal with that later. Right now we’re back in the Drunken Scholar to rest up and plan our next move.
Mission impossible my arse.
Kragg's Journal Ordered oldest to newest
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Big Night Out
16 Aug 2024 09:51:20
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Skyfire
05 Sep 2024 09:22:35
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Spider Guts & Breweries
12 Sep 2024 02:45:22
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Ya Cannae Poison a Stone, Pal
22 Sep 2024 07:16:04
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Torwynn’s Tales 1
26 Sep 2024 08:47:19
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Torwynn’s Tales 2
26 Sep 2024 08:50:53
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Hag Heads and Shitbags
29 Sep 2024 05:50:19
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Inspector Kragg is on the Case
08 Oct 2024 09:49:08
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Mission Kraggpossible
10 Nov 2024 11:55:36
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Oswin’s Elev-…er, Five
10 Nov 2024 02:11:16
16 Aug 2024 09:51:20
05 Sep 2024 09:22:35
12 Sep 2024 02:45:22
22 Sep 2024 07:16:04
26 Sep 2024 08:47:19
26 Sep 2024 08:50:53
29 Sep 2024 05:50:19
08 Oct 2024 09:49:08
10 Nov 2024 11:55:36
10 Nov 2024 02:11:16
The major events and journals in Kragg's history, from the beginning to today.
Oswin’s Elev-…er, Five
Right, you may be asking yourself for a comprehensive account of the grand heist and associated drama. Well, you’re nae gonna get one. Why? Because I spent most of it outside making sure Dave didn’t wake up. Now Dave is a guard, a guard pat...
02:14 pm - 10.11.2024Mission Kraggpossible
SO. Been a whirlwind few days, let me tell you. Not in the spinning on the spot with my axe out separating legs from torsos kind of whirlwind, but the everything moves so bloody fast it’s a wee bit tricky for a dwarf to keep up whirlwind. Luckily...
11:56 am - 10.11.2024Inspector Kragg is on the Case
Down the river we travelled, no more spooky villages or lost lassies to find a home for. Was actually a pretty pleasant experience all things considered, I only had to threaten to drown the shitbag Bort once. Then we came across a fat fella bathing in...
09:49 am - 08.10.2024Level 5!
Feel even stronger now, like I can swing my axe twice as fast.
05:52 pm - 29.09.2024Hag Heads and Shitbags
So, after a good night’s sleep at Roger’s boathouse off we set down the river. Won’t lie, a boat trip is pretty dull and the temptation to hoist Bort, the wee shitbag, over the side can grow pretty tempting. Lucky for him I’m a master of self-cont...
05:51 pm - 29.09.2024Torwynn’s Tales 2
A wild hag appears! Quick thinking, Rynaar parkours over the well and deals some bludgeoning damage. Torwynn sprints towards the hag and mid run transforms into a giant Dire Wolf. She goes to bite the hag and with the strength of her bite, knocks the Hag ...
08:56 pm - 26.09.2024Torwynn’s Tales 1
The party continue on through the forest. They hear a whisper in the winds to alert them that they are looking for a night blossom. As they ponder to what this even looks like, or where they heard it from, they are surprised by another round of spiders! ...
08:49 pm - 26.09.202418th Tooth!
18th Tooth! Torwynn tells me it’s from a spider man thing called an ettercap. Buggered if I know, but if you cut one’s throat it dies just like everything else.
07:18 pm - 22.09.2024Ya Cannae Poison a Stone, Pal
Right, where was I? Sitting on spider carcasses that were stolen from me by an elf bastard, if memory (and the wee read back I just did) serves. Well surprise, sur-fuckin-prise, the deeper we walked into the forest after that little fracas, the mo...
07:16 pm - 22.09.2024Spider Guts & Breweries
So. I’m writing this while sitting on a corpse of a big, fuck-off spider. I’m surrounded by five other spider corpses and covered in three different spiders’ guts. And I didnae kill a single bloody one! That’s what I get for signing up...
05:03 pm - 12.09.2024Alistair’s journal page two
08:41 pm - 11.09.2024Alistair’s journal first page
08:38 pm - 11.09.2024Second page of the journal Torwynn found
07:33 pm - 11.09.2024First page of the journal Torwynn found
07:30 pm - 11.09.202417th Tooth
17 Kills!
06:21 pm - 11.09.2024Skyfire
Shite. Shite, shite, shite. All I wanted to do was see Drim, get my axe sharpened, have some ale and leave but noooooo, there just had to be a catastrophe that’s sucked my arse into a plot between religious nut jobs and the fancy-schmancy nobles I wa...
11:47 am - 05.09.2024Not sure if it’s a sign of things to come but my first dice roll of the entire campaign was a 1.
10:02 am - 05.09.2024Big Night Out
Right, first things first. I’ve woken up and I can’t remember a bloody thing. Nae bother, it’s not the first time it’s happened and it won’t be the last. I’d put it down to good ale and good company if I could remember either. Anyway, I ch...
05:25 pm - 01.09.2024Heard Drim’s hawking his steel at some Skyfire festival. Going to drag my arse there and see what the old bastard’s been up to.
10:04 pm - 16.08.2024Capturin’ my best side.
01:41 pm - 09.08.2024Aye, that’s warrior’s back hair all right.
01:40 pm - 09.08.2024Lookin’ good.
01:35 pm - 09.08.2024The list of amazing people following the adventures of Kragg.
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