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Dear Diary, Baglin's been made into a jigsaw puzzle, so now while we search for where Ray's been whisked away to, we've got to collect all the pieces of the skellyboy that have been scattered around various volcanoes in the area. I ...

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Dear Diary, MY PARENTS MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE!!! Baglin used his awesome wizard powers to make that mean ol' wizard spill his last beans, and we found out that some prisoners from my village are still being kept on the island! He said s...

Dear Diary, If I ever say that I want to go back to Redbridge, make sure somebody punches me in the face. We got out of the sewers after fighting the gooey remnants of the king, and were immediately swarmed by people who wanted t...

Dear Diary, I can't even get a day's peace with these guys. The whole debacle with the king happened YESTERDAY and this guy Boris thinks its a good idea to sneak up on our camp first thing in the morning?! Like, my guy, I am sleep d...

Why does this keep happening? No matter what I do, they keep leaving me. First it was Mum and Mama and everyone in the village. They all burned and Orchid sent me away. And then after finding this group and finally starting to feel like I belonged, Illy l...

Dear Diary, We had a chat with Lazarus (hmm... He'll need a nickname. Laz? Russ? Lazy? Za?). Apparently he wasn't always made of metal, but used to be an elf - I think. Honestly I was kind of distracted by the smell. He's still got ...

Dear Diary, It's been rough. We buried Illy in the playground. She never wanted me to have that cursed spear, so I thought I'd finally listen to her. I crushed it, destroyed it with magic, and it slithered away in a goopy puddle. It'...

What do you do, when someone so precious is suddenly ripped from your life? How do you deal with the gaping wound that's left in their place? You can try and stitch it up, stop the bleeding, but no matter what you do the blood keeps seeping through the cr...

Dear Diary, So part 1 of our prison busting was a success - we got in and got everyone out of their cages - but it wasn't long before soldiers were streaming down the stairs. We had to get out fast, but they blocked the way we came ...

Dear Diary, So last you heard, we were probably gonna be executed or something because the villagers are too dumb to know about ghosts. It was a tricky situation and we tried to convince them, but apparently some people can't grasp ...

Dear Diary, Holy MOLEY! SO much has happened, I'm not even really sure where to start. Sorry if my handwriting's messy, I'm still getting used to my new (old?) hands - but I'm getting ahead of myself. I guess let's start at the b...

Dear Diary, We were tracking Mr Meanie Wizard through Ray's magic, and came across this HUGE tree (not as big as Orchid's though) . It was purple and globby and weird, but before we had a chance to get a good look at it, we were ambus...

Dear diary, We finished exploring the dungeon, and we found this weird room. It had a weird sigil on the floor, and when Ray used the dreamwalker ring he got this vision of someone performing a ritual to turn one of the special flowe...

Dear diary, I'm in the middle of a dungeon at the moment, so I don't have much time to write - I'll give you the short version. * We went to find doggie murderers * The big hole in the ground Illy found earlier was blocked up - ...

Dear Diary, DOGGIES!!! BIG ICE DOGGIES!!!!! Sorry, had to get that out of my system. We got a letter from Mr. Cheese himself the other day. It sounds like Ray and Illy have been busy on their little trip - that dragon guy sounded sc...

My Dearest Freya, I've just had the most exhilarating day with our good friends Raoden and Illyana, sticking it to those scallywags who call themselves knights. A true knight would never stoop so low as to capture innocen...

Dear Diary, When we got back to The Hold, it was awful. The walls were broken down and there were bodies everywhere. I ran to check on Granny (I really need to ask her name sometime) and luckily she only had her flowers trampled. She...

Dear Diary, My ears are still ringing (wait - I don't have ears. How on earth do I hear anything!?), but that doesn't come until later. Let's start from where you last heard. We decided to go deeper into the icky-sticky forest to ...

Dear Diary, Travelling with these people is tough, but holy HECK. I don't think I'll EVER be bored again! Just the other day, this little red guy poofed in out of nowhere and said we broke the rules by taking an undead with us! I don'...

Dear Diary, Illy just got WAY cooler! She has WINGS!! I don't understand why she hides them all the time - they seem really helpful. She just flew over all the crazy spikes Ray made that really hurt all the bad guys. Although, it migh...

Dear Diary, I'VE MET SOME NEW FRIENDS!!!! The past few days have been rough, but I think I'll be ok if I stick with them. We first met because we had all been captured by the meanie soldiers - well almost all of us, but I'll get to t...