ILLY'S DAD ROCKS

by Freya Fiore

Dear Diary,
So last you heard, we were probably gonna be executed or something because the villagers are too dumb to know about ghosts. It was a tricky situation and we tried to convince them, but apparently some people can't grasp the concept that ghosts are already dead, so they don't leave bodies behind when you stab them. So eventually, we just ran the heck outta there. Hope we don't need to go back there any time soon...

But then we made it to Redbridge! Illy's home! (And also the king that tried to kill us and now wants to see us but shhhhh) We didn't want the king to know we're here, so we used disguises - I made myself look human, Ray turned into a dog, and Renjy just... made himself really dirty. Like, just grabbed handfuls of dirt and smeared it all over himself. And I think maybe some poop also... But hey, it somehow worked. Illy just flew over the walls. She was seen, but none of the guards could fly, so there wasn't a fat lot they could do about it.

Once we were in, we met back up with Illy and she told us where we could stay. She didn't come with us, which was weird, so we had to make our own way there. It was a bar on the lowest level of the city and after some talking to the bartender we were sent to meet this guy called Malakos. He was a big dragonborn that was pretty scary at first, but once we mentioned Illy, he melted like butter. Turns out he's Illy's Dad! He's a really cool guy and he promised to tell me tons of stories about Illy when she was younger! He tried to tell me some there and then, but Illy burst in through the window before he had the chance - apparently she gets embarrassed easily (heheheheheh). But also she's adopted, which is really cool because I'M adopted, which means we're basically twins. But it seems like Illy doesn't get along with her dad - it's like they want to, but something obviously happened.

After that, a Rock Gnome called Raivia met up with us because she wanted help getting the gang back together. I've always wanted to get a gang back together! And it's Illy's gang! And to do it, we needed to break some people out of PRISON!! I already thought Illy was cool, but after this? Renjy got nothing on her.
Anyway we got to the prison, and to get in Raivia handed Illy a REUSABLE. FLIPPING. MAGIC. BOMB. It's like she read my bucket list and tried to tick as many thins off in one day as possible! So, we lured the guards over to the wall we were behind and then BLAM! BOMB TO THE FACE!

We fought the rest of the guards, and managed to get everyone out. We got Moff, the Goliath cleric. We got ma Kobold boys Drip and Drap. And finally we got Levi - a Wood Elf that apparently knows Glorbash. Veeeery interesting...

OK BYE!

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My New Friends
Session 1

Snake People and Glowing Flowers
Session 2

Red
Session 3

Genesis of the Bath Bomb
Session 4

Splitting the Party
Session 4.5

A Letter from Ser Reginald Cheese
Session 5

Friends won and lost
Session 6

I'm a bit busy right now
Session 7

He's back. I don't know what to do.
Session 8

The Journal Entry’s title
Session 9

I fought a tree today!
Session 9

YEAH BABY!!! ORCHID'S BACK!!!
Session 10

ILLY'S DAD ROCKS
Session 11

I'm scared. Please don't leave me.
Session 12

But it's Okay. I think. Hopefully.
Session 12 and 13

In Memory of Illyana Tharmolv
Session 14

Mr Metal Man
Session 15

Whoever called it mooning... I understand now.
Session 16

The

The Journal Entry’s title
Session 17

Everyone keeps leaving me behind.
Session 17

The next person to join our group needs to go through some sort of audition process, because holy jeez
Session 18

Well. The audition worked, I guess
session 19

Baglin's Holiday Home
Session 20

The Diary entry where the group is launched out of a hole in a cliff, riding the back of a giant Bone Naga, sailing towards a huge lake of lava
Session 21

The leg bone's connected to the. Hip bone.
Session 22

ILLY'S DAD ROCKS

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