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Whoever called it mooning... I understand now.
Dear Diary,
We had a chat with Lazarus (hmm... He'll need a nickname. Laz? Russ? Lazy? Za?). Apparently he wasn't always made of metal, but used to be an elf - I think. Honestly I was kind of distracted by the smell. He's still got a few organs knocking around in there, and whoever designed him perhaps didn't expect him to spend 50 years dormant with no cleaning. Blegh. A quick cantrip later, though, I had him smelling like a stroll through Orchid's forest. I'll have to ask him what it was like before The Cold, though. Orchid told me some stuff, but she was fairly biased towards detailing all the different types of plants that are now extinct.
Once we finished that conversation, we left the lab to explore the rest of the tunnel. I was happy to leave Levi securely tied up behind us, but apparently leaving someone to starve to death in a subterranean research lab doesn't sit right with our conductive companion, so he loosened the knot a little for the insufferable worm to wriggle free. Sorry, that was mean. Worms play a vital role in the ecosystem, and don't deserve to be compared to such a useless wretch. So we wandered down the tunnel, and found ourselves staring down a group of guards (I blame the blatantly magic sigil that Renjy stepped on).
And there he was. The one who burned down by home, turned me into a bug, and endangered the lives of everything in Orchid's forest. We made sure he didn't escape this time. It's almost a shame - he caused us so much pain and suffering that I'll still have to deal with for years to come, but for him it was over in less than a minute. At least I'll finally get some answers - when one of us can figure out how to cast speak with dead. We also got his corrupted flower, which Ray managed to fix up lickety-split.
We eventually reached the end of the tunnel, and found out that it leads to the big ol' tower in the middle of the city. We snuck our way up to the top and found some huge double doors. A bit of reconnaissance from spider-Ray revealed it to be the entrance to the throne room. One way or another, today's gonna be a long day.
Also who decided to let Renjy have the grow and shrink potions? My plan to meet the king wasn't exactly fully formed, but I can guarantee that a bare ass the size of the moon was never going to be a part of it.
Ok bye.
Continue reading...
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My New Friends
Session 1
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Snake People and Glowing Flowers
Session 2
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Red
Session 3
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Genesis of the Bath Bomb
Session 4
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Splitting the Party
Session 4.5
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A Letter from Ser Reginald Cheese
Session 5
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Friends won and lost
Session 6
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I'm a bit busy right now
Session 7
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He's back. I don't know what to do.
Session 8
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The Journal Entry’s title
Session 9
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I fought a tree today!
Session 9
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YEAH BABY!!! ORCHID'S BACK!!!
Session 10
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ILLY'S DAD ROCKS
Session 11
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I'm scared. Please don't leave me.
Session 12
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But it's Okay. I think. Hopefully.
Session 12 and 13
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In Memory of Illyana Tharmolv
Session 14
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Mr Metal Man
Session 15
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Whoever called it mooning... I understand now.
Session 16
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The
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The Journal Entry’s title
Session 17
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Everyone keeps leaving me behind.
Session 17
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The next person to join our group needs to go through some sort of audition process, because holy jeez
Session 18
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Well. The audition worked, I guess
session 19
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Baglin's Holiday Home
Session 20
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The Diary entry where the group is launched out of a hole in a cliff, riding the back of a giant Bone Naga, sailing towards a huge lake of lava
Session 21
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The leg bone's connected to the. Hip bone.
Session 22
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Session 3
Session 4
Session 4.5
Session 5
Session 6
Session 7
Session 8
Session 9
Session 9
Session 10
Session 11
Session 12
Session 12 and 13
Session 14
Session 15
Session 16
Session 17
Session 17
Session 18
session 19
Session 20
Session 21
Session 22
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