Great adventure of Xi'xi'rps and friends in XY land

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei
 
Is me, Xi'xi'rps great advanturer thet rights in this Gaid language to you all Gaids and Elths and people of many kinds! I come tell story of great xy adventure. It is adventure in great world of xy, where we see many stars and all is very black and fast.
 
It is adventure that capten Nixie and crew of her went after we ran from Elth land where big woosh idiots attack us. Also it's story of how Xi'xi'rps that is me is now first Stygi to fight in the sky!
 
In this adventure we were many, here we are:
 
* I, Xi'xi'rps, strongest of Stygis!
* Ni'xi, capten of Ship and Elth-prin'zes
* Ve'fy, fire-gaid and strong worior
* Kelly, taf Gaid with no nose but stong and scary
* Ta'li'n, etetek Gaid mage with Vi'ki stones
* Ba't, weird singing Gaid and very annoying poking my eyes
* E've, smol Gaid with big voice
* Da'mas'kini, smol dragon with many powers moving metal and stuff
* Mi'un, weird Gaid girl with yellow eyes who fast
* Deni'zek, Gaid with stong fist always in front
* Dilen, snek-Gaid, always thinks he smart
* Mac, Gaid who loud but funny
* Isbel, Gaid-prin'zes and good food she make
* Vas, good doctor fix Xi'xi'rps and many
* A'ne'vis, Elth with flower, very haha very silence
* some more like Gaid but not rly Gaid you will see
and
* La'lu'bi, Teki'ten but she hurt so she no talk or think but we save her
 
I. Age of Bethle
 
Vi'ki protec us. We have started adventure to save child of Teki'ten La'lu'bi from death. Death because big bad Nait'gont Xani'ti'ni did so. So we went to the door between worlds and crossed it. Vi'ki protec us.
 
We arrived in strange place with many very big towers of glass. And there we saw the Gaids wha which who are live in the land. Some had long head, some had green face, some had many other stuff coming out of them like spike or stuf. And then they had the big guns. The guns are like power staffs with lots of power. They can shoot beam at you and melt you or wound you bad and it hurts. Like the guns of weirdos in Marsh, but more powerful.
 
They wanted us in chain because Da'mas'kini the small dragon was rude to them. Xaxo to him. What if we died? Well we got in prison of xy. The place was very metal and very clean. All of it. They use big metal ship with wheels to go from here to there very fast. And they use a lot of sparkly stuff like lightning. It is "elek'ticity". And there they said you are "mu'te'ton" or like that and we have to stay in prison.
 
That was bad for us. We had to save child. But how? We did not kno, not even hetetek Ta'li'n who is the Gaid kno-all. But E've the smol Gaid said we shold feel dream of La'lu'bi or somethin like that. And then we would kno how to save. But we were in prison. It was very weird. They all went to sleep lke we were fine but we were not fine they just said we are bad mutation!!!
 
Also Ni'xi and the others told the weird Gaids of xy that the big-bum is coming, you know, the Apo'ka'pi'ps. I will call it Apo. Is cute. And Gaids care not, Gaids are always stupid and only want what is fast and good for them now, not later. So we had nothing to do we had to save La'lu'bi child and they all did some very weird stuff with dreams and then I saw La'lu'bi move and she did something weird like cutting shadow from her, but it was good because now child was safe! Then La'lu'bi was back to her weird sleep where she has open eyes and moves but does not think.
 
Now we were just sticked in prison and we had to wait to die. Of course we not wait to die, readers. No. We wait to go bum! The guards took us in their wheel-ship and we were inside preparing to die. One of us the very taf Kelly wanted to blow up and save us or somethin like that. Hah, Gaids are very funny. But no we did other stuff. Da'mas'kini saved us because he can take metal and clump in big bol and so he ruin ship with wheels. So we all in chest and he use wing to go far in sky and leave Gaids from xy.
 
But then what do we do? We are many boys and girls and chest is nice but we need to do stuff. You see, reader, we have chest. is not very big chest if you look at it. but you need to think it big. Very big. Big castel actually. So you jump in chest and inside actually castel. But there we safe.
 
We can go back. But no we not go back. You see reader we save La'lu'bi child but now xy is open, so people can use door and get here, orr even Gaids from xy could use door and go to us! To our home! So we need stop. Or do good now that door open. Good what? We kno not. We wanted to kno about this xy, so we had to sorvive. Dilen used snek to get info and a weird brace with money in it. Ba't helped because he is very talk. They got money and info and is nice. Then we go hide between the big buildings. It was very weird.
 
Then you see reader the Gaids and rest are veny funny they sometimes scream one at other and then they make this circle and talk about it. And this time is E've who sad because something weird with her and demon and La'lu'bi. E've tries to help La'lu'bi who can't think or talk but big demon Ba'lan is very big and he is torture La'lu'bi and so if E've is near her she also is torture. So if E've is torture E've will be very sad and angery all the time.
 
Buiah! E've is angery! Scary thing to think. Becoz Eve very smol yes but she also very I don't kno how to say. She scary when she angery. Becoz she kno stuff, many stuff, so you don't kno what she will thro at you. Scary.
 
After we learn of Ba'lan, we kno we have to be careful. But first let's see what XY is about. So we get to big under-ground land with many shops and we buy stuff. And the rest look at watch and find info in it in some way I don't kno. And is:
 
XY is very big land. Not just one land like our home. Their one land is Bethle. We sit on it. Is very big and round. With sea and grass and montain. But like we see moon, there are more moon, very big moon, in world of xy. And Suns too. Suns and moons everywhere. ANd very far away. But many have Gaids in it, and they go from one moon to other moon by going on these long corridors of metal with weird things in them. Now the corridors are long but you can sit or somethin and it still moves you to moon. I don't kno how it work but it do work. And so we can move very fast very far away. Very nice. If I could move so fast in home I could go from home to Marsh to beat Marsh water idiots and Marsh-gun idiots from SEI or SAI or how it was. And then go to Ni'xi ship and help them and then go back home to sleep. And then next day I could go back and do it all aghen!
 
But sad that no work in our home. Only xy. Becoz of "plens of reli'ti". I will call them plens. Plens are this thing that world is made of. World is made of nine plens, one plen is magic, one plen is will and so on, many plens, many things in plens. If you use plen, you do. But if you change plen, and thro it, or bend, or squeeze, you do even more! You play like Vi'ki with world, not good, only Vi'ki kno how to use plen, you not kno! Xi'xi'rps will one day tell them to not play with plen, but now they have to pley with plen to do the stuff we wanna do.
 
But what is what we want to do? Well, we want to tell all of xy that Xani'ti'ni is big and bad and comes. YOu see, Xanitini got into a comet, is big black thing in sky, and she moves so fast, so fast, even more fast than gaids in xy! And maybe she go destroy stuff. So we stop. So we have to stop.
 
We find bleah bar we can stay. From bar we find weirdos who help. And when they help we good. But help is hard, and we have very hard story to tell, with the Apo and plens and Ni'xi was in bath and spoke to Gaid who died. Is Ni'xi so scary she can kill when she tolk? Very very scary. Not to me, I brave.
 
I don't kno what we did but we found Gaid who wanna help. But before Gaid wanna help we big bad with guards becoz Ni'xi killed that girl. So we had to hide. Ba't can thro punch in ground and ground all dead and in pieces, becoz Ba't strong in mind or like that. It's plens. Very much plens. I can thro Ba't and beat him easy, but Ba't has to use plens! Bleah. Reader, never use plens. You cheat if you use plens.
 
I was very bored becoz we could not see Bethle. And that was sad. Reader you must use mind to think what I say here. Bethle very big, many big buildings, stone, glass, aah I can't write in Gaid language that good, but it was all very nice. And I could walk on them buildings and like climb them, if I wanted to. I think. But no time. We were now in ugly bar and had to find help.
 
Ve'fy even had fight to get money so we don't die. She fight big ugly monster from XY, called Brazzki. Very strong boi. He has 4 arms and two were metal. But Ve'fy very poverful and she smack him with head. She had helmet and a big knife in her helmet on her head. So she was like those insect things black and with horn who come and attack you with horn. But she was not smol, like insect, but big, like Gaid. So it hurt the Brazzki and he lost. I wanted to fight too, but they no let me.....
 
I was very very curious. Could I beat Ve'fy? I wanted fight with us, with Ve'fy and Kelly. Hm. Why all strong are girl not boi? where are strong boi? Da'mas'kini is stong boi, but he cheat. YOu will see why I say he cheat. He very cheat.
 
Deni'zek also very strong boi. Also reader you must kno the Ni'xi and many are weird with love stuff. Like I think Ni'xi wanna be like those priest with many husband, but she is very hard to get or wants you to think she hard, becoz she very prinzes like she very nose-up and stick-in-bum. But she wanna have like attention. She very weird with it. She kiss E've on cheek to make Ba't jelos I think and had big fight on that. Maybe she wants Ba't, becoz she wants also Dilen snek who also wants to be hard to get, and then Deni'zek is always very help for Ni'xi and Ni'xi maybe likes all the bois to be her husband. I don't know, reader, you tell me how Gaids are, I don't understand them many times.
 
But that is just stupid Gaid stuff. YOu are here for XY adventure. See, many days of adventure were in chest and I had to suffer a lot of Gaid discussion on husband problems and such. Boring I kno.
 
But after a few day we got this help. It was guy from a country from another moon called Osag. Osag was big military country. That is country with many troops and lots of war. Nice. Land we can understand. It was a very nice guy called Ali'dag. We had to wait for him to take us. He would take us to his moon.
 
How? It was crazy. We had to get out of the bar then we got nice braces with like money. We now had other new names and we were like other people. Well not really other people, wbut we had to "pretend" (I found what word mean from E've). I was suve'ior from far away. Nice! Forgot my name. I will just shut up so they don't ask me.
 
I go to put on mask and stuff. We had to hide face coz we are not like the other Gaids and they must not kno. We travel all the way to big flat place with huge huge!!!! Thing of metal called rocket. We got inside the rocket. Rocket make big fire and then it flies like bird! I donno how it fly but it kind of funny. It has fire at the bum so fire push down and that makes rocket go up. So if much fire go down you go up. What kind of sick idiots are they I dunno....
 
But then we were up in sky, more up than any bird... And it was so nice. Bethle was now round and far away. We could see clouds, and sea, and grass, and montain... And in front was floating T, they call it Evo'daiv. The Evo'daiv is the door to corridor that goes to other moon. And there we got more suit. We had to walk with weird boots, and if you push a button boot goes dumb and does not walk no more!! and not just boot, all foot goes idiot! And the idiot Ba't pushed buttons on me and I fly upside down and I wanted to punch him so he would fall back to Bethle. Xaxo Te'kei Pe'ma!
 
But so we were up in the T Evo'daiv. We left Bethle and we go to Osag. Is very sad becoz I wanted to see more Bethle. But Vi'ki wants us to move. He watch us. He help. La'lu'bi is safe but not very good. Still no talk, still no think. World still not very good. Xanitini still very strong. We need to go more.
 
Vi'ki protec. First age of adventure over. Come read second too.