Xi'xi'rps

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei   Is me, Xi'xi'rps great advanturer thet rights in this Gaid language to you all Gaids and Elths and people of many kinds! I come tell story of great xy adventure. It is adventure in great world of xy, where we see many stars and all is very black and fast.   It is adventure that capten Nixie and crew of her went after we ran from Elth land where big woosh idiots attack us. Also it's story of how Xi'xi'rps that is me is now first Stygi to fight in the sky!   In this adventure we were many, here we are:   * I, Xi'xi'rps, strongest of Stygis! * Ni'xi, capten of Ship and Elth-prin'zes * Ve'fy, fire-gaid and strong worior * Kelly, taf Gaid with no nose but stong and scary * Ta'li'n, etetek Gaid mage with Vi'ki stones * Ba't, weird singing Gaid and very annoying poking my eyes * E've, smol Gaid with big voice * Da'mas'kini, smol dragon with many powers moving metal and stuff * Mi'un, weird Gaid girl with yellow eyes who fast * Deni'zek, Gaid with stong fist always in front * Dilen, snek-Gaid, always thinks he smart * Mac, Gaid who loud but funny * Isbel, Gaid-prin'zes and good food she make * Vas, good doctor fix Xi'xi'rps and many * A'ne'vis, Elth with flower, very haha very silence * some more like Gaid but not rly Gaid you will see and * La'lu'bi, Teki'ten but she hurt so she no talk or think but we save her   I. Age of Bethle   Vi'ki protec us. We have started adventure to save child of Teki'ten La'lu'bi from death. Death because big bad Nait'gont Xani'ti'ni did so. So we went to the door between worlds and crossed it. Vi'ki protec us.   We arrived in strange place with many very big towers of glass. And there we saw the Gaids wha which who are live in the land. Some had long head, some had green face, some had many other stuff coming out of them like spike or stuf. And then they had the big guns. The guns are like power staffs with lots of power. They can shoot beam at you and melt you or wound you bad and it hurts. Like the guns of weirdos in Marsh, but more powerful.   They wanted us in chain because Da'mas'kini the small dragon was rude to them. Xaxo to him. What if we died? Well we got in prison of xy. The place was very metal and very clean. All of it. They use big metal ship with wheels to go from here to there very fast. And they use a lot of sparkly stuff like lightning. It is "elek'ticity". And there they said you are "mu'te'ton" or like that and we have to stay in prison.   That was bad for us. We had to save child. But how? We did not kno, not even hetetek Ta'li'n who is the Gaid kno-all. But E've the smol Gaid said we shold feel dream of La'lu'bi or somethin like that. And then we would kno how to save. But we were in prison. It was very weird. They all went to sleep lke we were fine but we were not fine they just said we are bad mutation!!!   Also Ni'xi and the others told the weird Gaids of xy that the big-bum is coming, you know, the Apo'ka'pi'ps. I will call it Apo. Is cute. And Gaids care not, Gaids are always stupid and only want what is fast and good for them now, not later. So we had nothing to do we had to save La'lu'bi child and they all did some very weird stuff with dreams and then I saw La'lu'bi move and she did something weird like cutting shadow from her, but it was good because now child was safe! Then La'lu'bi was back to her weird sleep where she has open eyes and moves but does not think.   Now we were just sticked in prison and we had to wait to die. Of course we not wait to die, readers. No. We wait to go bum! The guards took us in their wheel-ship and we were inside preparing to die. One of us the very taf Kelly wanted to blow up and save us or somethin like that. Hah, Gaids are very funny. But no we did other stuff. Da'mas'kini saved us because he can take metal and clump in big bol and so he ruin ship with wheels. So we all in chest and he use wing to go far in sky and leave Gaids from xy.   But then what do we do? We are many boys and girls and chest is nice but we need to do stuff. You see, reader, we have chest. is not very big chest if you look at it. but you need to think it big. Very big. Big castel actually. So you jump in chest and inside actually castel. But there we safe.   We can go back. But no we not go back. You see reader we save La'lu'bi child but now xy is open, so people can use door and get here, orr even Gaids from xy could use door and go to us! To our home! So we need stop. Or do good now that door open. Good what? We kno not. We wanted to kno about this xy, so we had to sorvive. Dilen used snek to get info and a weird brace with money in it. Ba't helped because he is very talk. They got money and info and is nice. Then we go hide between the big buildings. It was very weird.   Then you see reader the Gaids and rest are veny funny they sometimes scream one at other and then they make this circle and talk about it. And this time is E've who sad because something weird with her and demon and La'lu'bi. E've tries to help La'lu'bi who can't think or talk but big demon Ba'lan is very big and he is torture La'lu'bi and so if E've is near her she also is torture. So if E've is torture E've will be very sad and angery all the time.   Buiah! E've is angery! Scary thing to think. Becoz Eve very smol yes but she also very I don't kno how to say. She scary when she angery. Becoz she kno stuff, many stuff, so you don't kno what she will thro at you. Scary.   After we learn of Ba'lan, we kno we have to be careful. But first let's see what XY is about. So we get to big under-ground land with many shops and we buy stuff. And the rest look at watch and find info in it in some way I don't kno. And is:   XY is very big land. Not just one land like our home. Their one land is Bethle. We sit on it. Is very big and round. With sea and grass and montain. But like we see moon, there are more moon, very big moon, in world of xy. And Suns too. Suns and moons everywhere. ANd very far away. But many have Gaids in it, and they go from one moon to other moon by going on these long corridors of metal with weird things in them. Now the corridors are long but you can sit or somethin and it still moves you to moon. I don't kno how it work but it do work. And so we can move very fast very far away. Very nice. If I could move so fast in home I could go from home to Marsh to beat Marsh water idiots and Marsh-gun idiots from SEI or SAI or how it was. And then go to Ni'xi ship and help them and then go back home to sleep. And then next day I could go back and do it all aghen!   But sad that no work in our home. Only xy. Becoz of "plens of reli'ti". I will call them plens. Plens are this thing that world is made of. World is made of nine plens, one plen is magic, one plen is will and so on, many plens, many things in plens. If you use plen, you do. But if you change plen, and thro it, or bend, or squeeze, you do even more! You play like Vi'ki with world, not good, only Vi'ki kno how to use plen, you not kno! Xi'xi'rps will one day tell them to not play with plen, but now they have to pley with plen to do the stuff we wanna do.   But what is what we want to do? Well, we want to tell all of xy that Xani'ti'ni is big and bad and comes. YOu see, Xanitini got into a comet, is big black thing in sky, and she moves so fast, so fast, even more fast than gaids in xy! And maybe she go destroy stuff. So we stop. So we have to stop.   We find bleah bar we can stay. From bar we find weirdos who help. And when they help we good. But help is hard, and we have very hard story to tell, with the Apo and plens and Ni'xi was in bath and spoke to Gaid who died. Is Ni'xi so scary she can kill when she tolk? Very very scary. Not to me, I brave.   I don't kno what we did but we found Gaid who wanna help. But before Gaid wanna help we big bad with guards becoz Ni'xi killed that girl. So we had to hide. Ba't can thro punch in ground and ground all dead and in pieces, becoz Ba't strong in mind or like that. It's plens. Very much plens. I can thro Ba't and beat him easy, but Ba't has to use plens! Bleah. Reader, never use plens. You cheat if you use plens.   I was very bored becoz we could not see Bethle. And that was sad. Reader you must use mind to think what I say here. Bethle very big, many big buildings, stone, glass, aah I can't write in Gaid language that good, but it was all very nice. And I could walk on them buildings and like climb them, if I wanted to. I think. But no time. We were now in ugly bar and had to find help.   Ve'fy even had fight to get money so we don't die. She fight big ugly monster from XY, called Brazzki. Very strong boi. He has 4 arms and two were metal. But Ve'fy very poverful and she smack him with head. She had helmet and a big knife in her helmet on her head. So she was like those insect things black and with horn who come and attack you with horn. But she was not smol, like insect, but big, like Gaid. So it hurt the Brazzki and he lost. I wanted to fight too, but they no let me.....   I was very very curious. Could I beat Ve'fy? I wanted fight with us, with Ve'fy and Kelly. Hm. Why all strong are girl not boi? where are strong boi? Da'mas'kini is stong boi, but he cheat. YOu will see why I say he cheat. He very cheat.   Deni'zek also very strong boi. Also reader you must kno the Ni'xi and many are weird with love stuff. Like I think Ni'xi wanna be like those priest with many husband, but she is very hard to get or wants you to think she hard, becoz she very prinzes like she very nose-up and stick-in-bum. But she wanna have like attention. She very weird with it. She kiss E've on cheek to make Ba't jelos I think and had big fight on that. Maybe she wants Ba't, becoz she wants also Dilen snek who also wants to be hard to get, and then Deni'zek is always very help for Ni'xi and Ni'xi maybe likes all the bois to be her husband. I don't know, reader, you tell me how Gaids are, I don't understand them many times.   But that is just stupid Gaid stuff. YOu are here for XY adventure. See, many days of adventure were in chest and I had to suffer a lot of Gaid discussion on husband problems and such. Boring I kno.   But after a few day we got this help. It was guy from a country from another moon called Osag. Osag was big military country. That is country with many troops and lots of war. Nice. Land we can understand. It was a very nice guy called Ali'dag. We had to wait for him to take us. He would take us to his moon.   How? It was crazy. We had to get out of the bar then we got nice braces with like money. We now had other new names and we were like other people. Well not really other people, wbut we had to "pretend" (I found what word mean from E've). I was suve'ior from far away. Nice! Forgot my name. I will just shut up so they don't ask me.   I go to put on mask and stuff. We had to hide face coz we are not like the other Gaids and they must not kno. We travel all the way to big flat place with huge huge!!!! Thing of metal called rocket. We got inside the rocket. Rocket make big fire and then it flies like bird! I donno how it fly but it kind of funny. It has fire at the bum so fire push down and that makes rocket go up. So if much fire go down you go up. What kind of sick idiots are they I dunno....   But then we were up in sky, more up than any bird... And it was so nice. Bethle was now round and far away. We could see clouds, and sea, and grass, and montain... And in front was floating T, they call it Evo'daiv. The Evo'daiv is the door to corridor that goes to other moon. And there we got more suit. We had to walk with weird boots, and if you push a button boot goes dumb and does not walk no more!! and not just boot, all foot goes idiot! And the idiot Ba't pushed buttons on me and I fly upside down and I wanted to punch him so he would fall back to Bethle. Xaxo Te'kei Pe'ma!   But so we were up in the T Evo'daiv. We left Bethle and we go to Osag. Is very sad becoz I wanted to see more Bethle. But Vi'ki wants us to move. He watch us. He help. La'lu'bi is safe but not very good. Still no talk, still no think. World still not very good. Xanitini still very strong. We need to go more.   Vi'ki protec. First age of adventure over. Come read second too.  

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei   Dear journal, I can't write in funny Gaid language now, no time for that.   I have to write this down so my village hears about it. Maybe I die, maybe no, but this paper maybe will live more. Teki'ten is not supposed to die.   Yes, Teki'ten!   Uhhh I don't know what to write sorry if I don't say all the words I kinda don't listen to dad when he says write like this write like that. Too many letters do be bad for writing. I saw Etetek write a lot and Ni'xi even more! How can you use so many words! What are you writing about, ages?   Anyway, we went to Elthland, a land they say is Va'Ieno'In or smth. I say Elthland. We fight big big undead army in a nasty night, where I went diving in a river that kept getting shut by earth magic and the such, lots of Elth magics around disrupting the good peace that Vi'ki left on Earth, shame on them! Va'io on them!   Anyway, I beat many an undead. Then we went to another Elth city and had another fight in another night where we beat them again, of course, because we are strong and nice and we swing swords and magic like no other. Except Etetek who keeps using woosh magics that hurt the world. Or maybe they don't, I maybe have some questions on that. No one I can ask, though. Hm, I tried praying, in case dad reads, I PRAY, ALL RIGHT? stop checkin.   I am model priest daughter who prays.   So going back to what is going on, I was very happy after the fight because I could keep some funny bad staffs with like skulls on them that looked cursed. But they had to destroy them SO YOU DESTROY THOSE BUT ALLOW ETETEK TO KEEP VI'KI STONES LIKE HE CAN OWN THEM!!! Not right. I believe E've calls this kind of thing "hypo'kit".   I learn many funny words in funny human tongue.   But this is not the point. Point is some people came from like another side of the world like beyond mind and space and and then I saw the Vai'te Kei'Si and I knew we were right the new Age is here!!!!! TEKI'TEN!!!!   The funny people on bo't called Teki'ten some other weird way which I really try to write but.... I think it's like La'lu'bai. Something like that.   And I didn't know what to say because Teki'ten coming is bad it means death and war and endings and but... No it was not like that at all! Actually after that we went to yet another Elth city deep in creepy forests and we fought more undead and even some four-eyed weirdos that looked like humans forgot what skin was and said "let's just have hair instead, like bears".   And in that city I saw big thing, Tai'Ze. Teki'ten A Ne'ti. Elth and Human together. They stood in one light against the four-eyes, behind this big tree that suddenly moved and waved its roots around like it was a giant octopus. And it hummed to the same light as the Elths and Teki'ten and it was the glimmer of the silvery scales of Kei'si and woah it was so amazing they crushed those gross four-eyes like they were bugs but it was not crush it was like we will now stand and you cannot pass and they didn't! And the four-eyes left like a school of fish before the big octopus.   Ah but then more stuff happened. I'm sure you'll say "what stuff, you must know the word" I FORGOT ALL RIGHT? Your lessons were boring dad not my fault. So we went and saw a circle of human-markings, you know, like they like to ruin good stones with so they can put ugly magic like smearing shit all over the place.   And then this big big big thing showed in front of us, a dragon!!!!! And on dragon were people, and they were all bad, and four-eyes surrounded us. One of them was very white woman they called Xa'ti'ni. She is the Te'xxe'na I think, I don't know, all I know is I must kill, so I draw sword but can't fight because other idiots block my way but then she falls like thunder on Teki'ten but can't get past the Vai'te Kei'si hehehe take that you Jasa bitch.   But no time to talk about that I am sorry, this is important maybe osmeone reads it. Meh. Too late. This is my journal. You know what? Stop reading it, you shameless idiot! Stop!   Sooooooooo they fought and we fought and then one of the humans from another world killed the other using a magic stick filled with Vi'ki.... stones...? I don't know, more Gaid filth like Etetek uses. But this is the thing the Gaid who died was like the husband of Teki'ten complicated no? Maybe I should say you see I talked to Teki'ten a lot and it's actually a normal human maybe she is Teki'ten sometimes I don't know how Teki'ten works. And she has a kingdom of Gaids (too bad) and this guy was her husband, Ba'jid. Hehe cool name. Anyway she was very very into her husband which I guess is fine but I thought Gaids liked more husbands. But she is Teki'ten so maybe that counts. I don't know....... All I know is that she also is pregnant with their child they call him Ra'fil. And she let me touch the Vai'te Kei'si!!! But don't tell dad. Oh wait. Dad, stop reading now. You should've stopped earlier. Shoo.   La'Lu'Bi was very nice to me yes and she told me about the big birds they have at home cause I asked her about them and about mountains and seas! Well now it's kind of .... Well I don't know what it means because now Ba'jid is dead, he was killed by his brother, Vi'ki be praised Gaids are bad people. And Teki'ten is broken and I mean very broken. She does not speak does not eat moves only a little and just.... stares somewhere. I tried to see her eeyes but I can't.   I don't like this new Age at all. It sucks so much.   I also don't like that they made Ni'xi cry, how dare they! Xa'ni'ti or how she's called destroyed the big octopus-tree we fought for!!!!! I know it was Elth but it was a big nice tree who fought with ussss, how dare she! Bitch. Jassa!   And Ni'xi was very upset I saw a tear in her eye which is not very usual as I saw. Maybe Elth and tree feel the same pains so now they died too.....? If NI'xi is dead I go burn all the Gaids and Jassa and their skeletons and blow them into millions of drops like water in an ocean!!!! But no she's not dead just very upset all Elths are very upset. But now we must move because we need to fix Teki'ten and fight big bad Jassa and stuff like that. I don't understand all that well. I wanted to ask E've but she was very upset and didn't tell me much. She looks like she's about to murder someone. Maybe finally she will fight the Etetek. But then again Etetek actually returned with a branch from the octopus tree. Oh so he is not bad! He is maybe just stupid Gaid, but he's not in Ai'si of Vi'ki, that is good. None of them are. They are good Gaids. And Elths. And whatever the rest are called. Fire girl. Oh, that's it. Oh and Ke'li who is Gaid from other worlds.   I think I should take care of the Vai'te Kei'si.... not because I wanna hold it more.... someone needs to protect it. Etetek does not understand it!! Ni'xi doesn't either. They can hold the octopus-tree-branch. But Vai'te Kei'si must be protected! I will try to. But now they are all so sad it is too sad to look anybody in the eye it's like they are all dead. But I didn't see Xa'ti'ni kill them so they must be alive. But then why are they so like fishes out of water? They are not cowards they are brave people and very very strong too.   It's this bloody new age that sucks! I don't know what comes with it. Maybe it gets better. We can't know. Why bother with all that bullshit. We still have octopus-tree and Teki'ten, they just need help. And we are alive and in one piece. I sometimes miss my hand but eh. I can write, I can fight, the hook is very fun actually. So, no big loss.   Why are Gaids so fond of all their body parts? Kelly very sad she has no nose but I also have very small nose I mean Styrs don't have noses that are big and pointy like funny-arrows. Cuz we are not arrows.   Anyway, maybe I should stop writing. They need help. Big Xi'xi to the rescue.

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei,   E've sed rait in vo'na'ni'an. I rait vo'na'ni'an. I sed.   Sed cuz pe'pel ded. Un'ded ded dem. I fa'it but I not ded dem. Som. Not all. And E'on ded. Sed. Ve'i sed.   fjewlfw   I hate writing in this funny language. I can't do it. Meh!   I had big fight day. We flew to big Elth city tied to birds, it was the most fun I ever had! We could feel the

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei   FJLEWHFEWHOFHWEOIUFHWEIFWPEHFOEWH   I hate Gaid bullshit! They poisoned me!!!! I was trying to fight and they shot some dart into me and it hurt like hell then they shot some other dart and I fell asleep. Then we had to wait while being prisoners to some weird Gaids with funny sticks. Do they scratch their backs with them too? Looks like they're good for that.   I am booooreeed I learnt more of the Gaid tongue from E've. Oh I did notice something E've really really likes Ba't but she's also very sad why I wonder is it jealousy because they share husbands? But then why don't they stop? I wonder, is Etetek involved? Like does he count as a husband or do Gaids also use sex-slaves? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   More and more interesting. Also Xebec lost an arm. We are now more similar. But I don't think he'll like it. Gaids really care for their limbs. Meh. Not even flexible.

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei   Dear journal,   I did not write in a while sorry for bad log I don't usually do that but lots of storms and bad times for our bot came along. Well now we're better we are in some port with Gaids in it.   Seas are very nasty in here, as you know. But then we had some more of those ugly Gaids with Ya-Xen on the clothing things that catch the wind. Well now we are out but check this out journal bad thing happened.   A big bad storm started and then lightnings red like blood came from somewhere and flew somewhere else but not to the ground but across the sky, like the lightnings would go around the earth rather than touch it. And a very powerful voice shout that it's coming and that none shall stop it.   Hey, I think it's the Big Nightgaunt. But that's no nightgaunt. Hm. Strange. Our age is over, right? Maybe. I set out to find out. Maybe more details wait for us where we're going. And this big bad voice really scared everyone. Except De'nizek who cared not. Hehe. Good, show that bitch who's boss.   I don't know who the bitch is but if it's big nightgaunt or ugly Te'xxe'na or some other kind of Jasa I'll smack it with my swords.   Now we go to some fort in the Gaid town. Hope it will be fun.

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei   I think today was very weird. When I woke up everyone was in a very bad mood. When I went to sleep everyone was very happy. This "bo't" is crazy. I like it.   It all started at the meal. I got my good food from the cook and I saw Ni'xi and Ve'fi and the others come and the others in the bot looked weird at them. And then they gathered up on the wood floor that stays in the sun - they call it de'k. And then the second husband of Ve'fi started to talk and he was very angry like usually he's not angry at all only has grins like some kind of fish you know that has a grinning mouth it can't really change. now he wasn't grinning and I saw Ni'xi very upset and the others were too.   E've especially was very sad. Maybe they were arguing about who has three dicks. But it looked like something was going on, so I decided not to butt in. I watched because everyone had their own like reactions and voices, most were angry I think? Dunno.   At some moment E've was down on dek with the crew and Ni'xi and the rest of her friends started talking and I think I recognised some of the words like they were talking about some Xa'ti'ni or something they told me is a big nightgaunt I think? I can't remember if that was the name of the nightgaunt or something else.   Anyway, then suddenly the cook started talking with a she-Gaid voice and I got really freaked out. And some of the crew drew their swords, then others, and they grouped, like the big stick-fighting guys and the tall guy who climbs a lot on one side and the rest on the other, but De'ni'zek didn't join either group. And then I tried to say something but I didn't know what cuz I don't know their language! But I was getting hungry and we had stopped in the middle of the sea and their game or quarrel or whatever that was was taking too long. They didn't understand what I want and didn't have time for me. Bleh.   I went to sleep, screw them.   But couldn't, cuz they shouted so much!! Seems Deni'zek said something cuz I heard his raspy voice I turned round and saw him measure the Heretic maybe he was gonna beat the heretic!? Yey go Deni'zek! Beat his filthy magic!   But no, no fight. They kinda calmed down after that, no more shouting, they put weapons in their place. Weird, weird folk...   I tried to speak to E've about what was going on but she was as upset as a pufferfish when it inflates. Bleeeeeh.   I don't know enough of their language to find out if she's fine. Maybe someone upset her. I don't know. I tried to ask Deni'zek what happened but I don't know words. But Deni'zek told me something like they had a fight because of why we were at sea or something. He asked me if they told me anything about the trip or something and I told him yes they drew me a lot of stuff. He just laughed and said "good", which I presume means "good".   Later on they started to eat and drink. They were very keen to drink. All of them. They started making all those funny noises and dancing and throwing food around. It was so fun I decided to try some of the "drink". I normally don't do that filth, I'm a priest's daughter, Hai'de, no good for me. But Father is far away and it looked like fuun.   I don't know why but it tasted bad yet I still liked it. I wanted more so I went to drink more. I then felt very very strong and good and I went to try their weird dances. They don't even move their heads around! No eye-rolling! Cuz you know Gaids can't move their boring eyes. But it was fun and I showed them how it's done.   E'on the big boy came to dance with me so I knocked him ups but he should be fine he's tough like a real warrior. I also kinda remember something very strange. E've kissed Ni'xi, which makes things very complex. Gaids are weird. Maybe E've and Ni'xi are like wife-wife, then ba't is E've's husband, then Ve'fi has two husbands herself but maybe Ve'fi and E've and Ni'xi share husbands? Wait, who's Ni'xi's husband? I saw her talk to Deni'zek a lot, but not in a husbandy way. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.   I did try to find more about that, but all I could find were some weird color-forms made by Ni'xi I think, and some kind of journal like this one written by E've. I looked for names and found a lot of mentions of Ba't and some kind of Pullius. Who the hell is that? I heard they say Pullius to the heretic so maybe Pullius means Heretic in Gaid-tongue.   Anyway, confusing. E'on was nice enough to call me to big bubble tub which was so fuuuun. And there I think too much drink got me cuz I can only remember waking up in the tub with E'on still sleeping in it.   Fun bot

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei   Sorry for bad writing I use other hand.   Big bad day for us because some ugly Gaids decided to come bother our nice rest by the rocky shore in this fish-filled bay. They were clearly not fun people. They had this huge Ya'Xen painted on their boats. Ugh. Vi'ki cursed the shores of the Forest of Currents maybe, so that Heretics can't come from the east into our land? I don't know. I wish Father were here to explain to me.   I don't really know all that much.   Not even Ba't has 3 dicks. They lied!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sad. Xa'xo to Ba't anyway.   So big ugly Gaids with Ya'Xen. They attacked us with 5 boats and much fire and hate and long spears. I shoved some spears into some of their butts. It was quite a big fight, Elths fought them with their magic and they responded with theirs but....   the Heretic.......   He fled to the sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   He flees into the water, now he goes somewhere up!   And Vi'ki punished him for his cowardice by hitting him with Neis, 2 of them! But he didn't die! Even if the Neis kept hitting him! I think he like became one with the Neis!? CAn you do that? Is it heresy or not? I don't even know any more.   The Neis hit the ugly Gaid boat so I didn't want to go there. I saw Deni'zek jump on one of their wood ships sorry boats, I learnt this word now. Boat. Like Butt, hehe. Funny.   Anywhoo, I got to hit some GAids before the fight started to be won by us and the Elths. Ni'xi froze a couple of boats with her scary ice hands. I wanted ice hands.... They are... handy.   Then Captain Ni'xi told me to jump and get some guy so I went into the water and there the Gaid attacked me with spears of some very weird fire which the water didn't extinguish. UGh. I felt the stench of Heresy all over him and his fire. I got to stab him but he then grabbed me and he melted my right hand, so I used my left to shank his ugly face. Now he dead. That's what you get, Heretic. Maybe our Heretic will get the message.   One of us died, still. The one who always liked to use those weird squares with markings. I think he was some kind of priest, because he always chanted when he used the rectangular things. And he used them in like these special sucessions. And he taught others too. Hm. Heresy, probably. Doesn't look like Vi'ki magic. Maybe it was just a game? But then why was he so serious. I don't know.   Anyway, he's dead, so they had to bury him. Elths buried their own dead too. I didn't like it. He was not a bad Gaid. None of them are.   Oh VI'ki forgive me! Do I like some Gaids?   Maybe I do. Eh, it's not that bad. If big nightgaunts come to kill us all, we have to be friends, I guess.   Vi'ki protect our ... boat. Bo-at   Bo't?  

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei   Another blessed rain-day. Captain Ni'xi is strong at the helm. I like her. She is Elth, but she's cute. Especially when she holds on to masts and ropes to not fall and has all that serious face like she's the captain and we have to do this and that but she's very careful not to fall on her small Elth nose hehehheeh.   Ve'fy almost died she fell in the Water and I thought she would like die because she's fire and she would disappear! So I jumped but then I realized it's too late but still jumped because Ve'fy is good and I don't want Ve'fy to die. She saved me with E've and E'on they are good people I owe debt to.   I saved Ve'fy who didn't disappear. It seems her fire is strong. Good. Be strong fire-girl.   I went to have more fun with sails and stuff. I saw Deni'zek being told to go to bed and he went but then I saw him carry some more water buckets and decided to sleep somewhere on the corridor. I thought maybe he wanted to feel the rain like the other Gaids last night so I carried him on deck but then the big mast-wheel-using guy shouted at me to put him back in a room. Ugh I don't like big mast-wheel-using guy, he doesn't get to boss me around! Xa'xo!   We kinda maybe don't have so much wood fish left because a Nei stroke our big stick and half of it fell. Now we have to stop in some bay area. I don't know where we are but I swam around and the waters here are nice. Many fish too. Like sooooooo many.   Yum.

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei   Blessed day! Veo'Tai'Kala! Rain, beautiful rain, waters us. I feel strong. Good big storm ahead. They all hate it. Of course. The Forest of Currents curses Heretics and protects only those who pray to Vi'ki and are loyal to Him.   I even got to do fun stuff on the wooden fish, like tighten the ropes and pull stuff and hold people. It was fun!   E've wasn't so happy, I saw her throw up somewhere. Uh oh. Maybe the 3 dicks take their toll. I really need to find out.   Anyway, I wanted to go to sleep at some point and I saw many people fall to sleep on the deck like me! So they also like the rain. Finally, some sense in these Gaid brains!  

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei   I get a lot of food these days which is nice. I think the cook-Gaid is scared to stop me so I take as much as I want. Hehe. Weak Gaids.   We go into the Xe'Veti'Pe now. The Forest of Currents is calmer that I thought. But it's fickle, I know. It will probably rain soon. It sure feels weird to leave through here. It's the edge of our world. All the currents Vi'ki sent to bless us with go through here to die at the mouth of Na'Rai river and dissipate into the end of the world. But I think the world is far bigger. Well, their world. It is their world. The Elth tree-huggers and the Gaids. They have the land and the forest. We have water and currents.   I will come back with some interesting tales for my people.   The Gaids still wanna teach me their language. I don't feel like it but E've is asking so nicely. But today they all came on to me with weird language tips. Ve'fy and Ni'xi tried to teach me some words but not just that, they told me some very weird stuff. I think they are both drunk and perverted. Xo'pora, curse the thought, what are they doing on this boat!?   They taught me about tits and dicks. It was actually fun because they put so much importance on this, maybe they use them for some ritual? Uh maybe they do a naked rain dance or something. I am not interested in Gaids though, so tough luck for them.   Anyhoo, it seems Ba't has 3 dicks. Which to me was very weird. But they acted very normal. Why 3!? I started thinking about it. What is E've doing then!? Wow, is it good or bad, can't make my mind.   I decided to investigate. First, I tried to observe Ba't. He's so focused on reading stuff and thinking about stuff. Perfect. I tried to find if he had 3 bulges, but no, only one. Disappointing. Next step! I went to find his pants. They don't have 3 bulges either, like maybe pouches? Gaids love to protect their dicks with pants.   I think I can't find out just yet. Maybe he's a special type of Gaid. Or maybe it's magic? Magic-dicks? How would that work? I will try to learn more of their language so I can ask E've.   Then Ba't or Ba'it or who he's called was very rude and made fun of my eye. And he attacked me and showed me Xa'xo! I wanted to slice him but he jumped from the big nest which is like above the ship so I followed him but then he fell like an idiot. Xa'xo to you!!! Bi'tikai'pe ve'Jele! I will get even with the 3-dicked Gaid, I'm not scared of his 3 dicks. More to cut.   *   Vi'ki'Ele! A Lago'ele came from the sky and attacked us! I tried to fight the big thing but his mouth was so big he bit off almost all the butt of our wooden fish! Horrible.   The Gaid-heretic disappeared all of a sudden and I could see him swim somewhere in the distance. Maybe he tried to escape. Run, heretic! The sea will drown you, Vi'ki be praised.   Ah, he's back! The Lago'ele got his tail frozen by Ni'xi and her Elth magic. Some nasty hands of ice which gripped it. Poor Lago'ele. Well, he was gonna eat us, so it's better like this.   Also E'on jumped on the Lago'ele and fought it, and he was very brave. He kept his Ba'dele, unlike the Heretic. Or the Gaid who mends the big wheel, who got whooshed away.   Today was fun! I want to see more Lago'ele. Maybe some are less hungry. We can always feed him the heretic. I think they like magic people, especially if they have heretic magic. After all, Lago'ele come from Vi'ki and punish heretics with pure fire. Hmm... What if Lago'ele fire and the dirty "white" fire of the Elths are opposite? So its fire can kill all Elth magic. Also Gaid magic which really is just poorly made Elth magic.   Hm.....

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei,   I am sad. And angry. I don't want to write about it, but maybe I should.   We went to fight some big bad thing. It was in a temple of the Gaids, a big dome thing, like we used to build ourselves, beneath the water.   It was a big blob of dark magics, and had tentacles like an octopus and latched itself on people. One latched on the Heretic, maybe now he can feel what his magic does! I know it must hurt, so I went to cut it, but no matter how hard I hit, it did not cut.   Everyone was fighting hard with the tentacles, but I saw the big blob on the ceiling, and CAptain Elth hit it there, and seemed to be a good idea. So I tried to jump all the way with the ceiling using all my vitality, but I only jumped a little. IM NOT LITTLE.   I was mad and decided to slam the thing when it finally descended. It attacked Ba'it and I saw E've wanted to smack it too, so I went to help but I was slow and couldn't quite grab the thing. It felt funny, with like tingling seams of dark magics, but there was something hard inside. Weird....   I failed. I failed so hard. I started hitting it, again and again. I hit with one sword, as hard as I could. Deni'zek and Veri'fi climbed on its head and hit too. Haha. But I couldn't hit hard enough.   Finally it's dead. Horrible. What on Vi'ki's good earth was that. Horrible. Gaid magic is even worse than Elth magic sometimes. It must be Gaid magic. Either way, it's the same dirt their white bullshit does.   I'm angry. I suck so much. I will probably be the laughing stock of these drunks. They even went to grab me by the waist and hold tight. Veri'fi always does that. Why do they attack me!? They don't even try to slamdunk me. What is this move? I don't like.   I have to train somehow. But how?   Now we're on wooden fish, we're leaving. E've said it's called a "ship". Booooring. I want to hit well. I want to hit big Gaid magic bullshit and kill it.

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei,   We arrived at this boring Elth village. I stayed on the ship, of course. Elths suck. It's very rainy, and when it rains all the fish come alive and jump!! So fun, so I went in to have a splash.   Water is so very warm and nice, perfect wheather! They even have a cave here. Very nice cave. Shh. I saw Captain Fei'ne talk to mad-eye-Elth in there. Mad-eye-Elth left and captain Fei'ne looked very sad. I'll find her some shells.   So they came to me and told me we are going to go to big forest to kill something. All right, let's goo

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei,   Boring day at sea, people training or working. Maybe I should train too...??? With what? I don't know.   Laimon gave me fish with nuts, it was good!   I can't seem to get enough to do here, Heretic does his heresies, everyone trains. Maybe I should train with the big stick guys and Veri'fi? I'd knock them into the water, they're so small! There's this chubby dude with a hammer that is so small he's like half of a normal strygian... I feel small now!!!! NO IM NOT SMALL IM A BIG GIRL.

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei,   So lively these days! The boat is on fire. Captain Elth is back!! She didn't run. Hm. She went to talk with the rest in her room (E've and the others) but E've left with her small boy Ba'it or something. I followed them, they went in their room and started fucking. Sweet. They also took their time because no one bothered them.   Captain Elth then called us all on the thing they called "Deck" and she's very very angry. She started saying some stuff and the thinsword guy said some stuff and then Veri'fi.... Why is she so angry? Not my fault she can't take nightgaunt masks! At least she gave me fine shells.   I tried to understand why they were arguing. Maybe it's because of the heretic? I asked him but he's not very bright. He told me they want nuts. Come on, do you think these people want nuts right now? They all seem they are preoccupied with something.   Then Deni'zek said some stuff and then everybody went "ooh" and I saw the smelly guy rub his palms as if he did something, thought I doubt he's relevant at all. Then the thin sword guy was very pleased and said something to Veri'fi and Veri'fi became redder than usual. Hm. Maybe she likes him? Or she wants to kill him...? I don't know, these drunkards are hard to read.   Boring day for the rest of it. I went to see what everyone was doing. captain Elth has an Elth friend who looks like she murdered a bunch of people and they have fun with fire orbs and water splashes. Well, the mad-eye-Elth keeps hitting her and calling her Fei'ne'le'pis or smth . Idk what it means but I like it. I will call her Captain Fei'ne. Veri'fi was fighting with the big stick guys, and Ba'it and E've were in their room probably reading or fucking again, or both at the same time for all I know. I can't know, their door is locked.   The Heretic continued his magics to hurt the world, uh maybe I'll learn their dumb language to tell him how stupid he is for doing this. Big boy with creepy smile kept working out with the smelly dude and the guy he hangs out with with the black hair and tambourine. I didn't really see much of Deni'zek, I saw him clean the ship and doing all sorts of stuff but he never said a word. Only quiet guy on this ship, I swear.       I like it in here.    

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei,   So I woke up in th emiddle of the night because of some horrible noises. People screaming and shouting and stuff. I went to see why. They were fixing a hole in the wooden fish. So it seems water can get in, if they break it. Well, predictable. Wood is shit. Wood cannot be trusted. Seeing this, I went back for some good sleep.   Today I went for a nice swim around the ship, but uh it's very fast, so I gave up I didn't want to get lost. Everybody is busy doing funny stuff. I was busy trying to understand how dirty Elth-Gaid magic works. But I can't figure it out.   Then in the evening they were all very lively. Captain Elth left for no reason, so people started to talk. I think they were talking about who should be our new captain, because Captain Elth left like in a hurry on a small boat. She abandoned us? Probably. She looks afraid of everything. Not surprising.   I don't like the big smelly guy. He even showed me Xa'xo. I sent him to the water, ha. But he returned and was as happy as ever. What a drunken fool! I think I'll chop his head someday.   They were all very lively. Veri'fi and the guy with the thin sword especially. And then they took Direni'zek and they came back with alcohol. Ha, I knew it. They are all drinking again. Well, not interesting any more. Direni'zek looked quite pissed off. But Veri'fi was smiling at the thin sword guy a lot. Maybe she likes him? I thought she had this thing with Xebec.   Hm, do fire people have more husbands? Sounds fun. I never heard of a people with more husbands. I mean, I heard about how some olden strygians had more wives. But never more husbands. Why? Guys are less jealous than us, it could work much easier.   Food for thought.

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   Finally we're leaving yes!!!! I'm gonna go see what everyone was doing.   Captain Elth looks bad, she is kind of scared and things. She went into Kau'tai forest alone and she got shanked by a nightgaunt. She said she'd bring me a mask but she didn't. Weak.   The heretic was angry with me for some reason and even tried to sit in my bed! What a bunch of sissies, get out of my bed! It's mine. Go find your own. I offered a trade: my bed for his staff. At least I could save the Vi'ki stones from dirty heresies. He didn't want to. Fine, sleep on the floor. He went to another room. Now I can decorate. I got some shells from Captain Elth, so I took some string and made a nice ornament with shells above my bed. I prayed to Vi'ki and went to sleep.   When I woke up they were all doing some stuff so I stayed in my room and waited for them to calm down. Are they always drunk? They seem so.   E've didn't come to teach me funny words. Maybe tomorrow.   I woke up again when I heard more noise. They gathered in the evening and were talking. Probably drinking, too? I went to see. Everyone was laughing at Captain Elth, and the smelly big guy said that the Heretic wants some nuts (Elths gave us nuts) so I gave him nuts. I'm good, right? Even if he's a heretic I give food to him.   They were quite drunk, but it's fine. They can't hurt me. They are too scrawny for that.

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   Learning common all dayyyyyyyyyy can't any more. Told Eve that I wanna go back. I think she said that I have to wait 2 days. Ugh.   (in common)   I am borrd.

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   I decided to stay. I'm trying to speak their language. It's not that bad. E've yells at me a lot if I get it wrong, she's scarier than she looks.   I threw some pots on the ground in anger and she didn't even stop yelling at me. Deni'jek was in his bad laughing at us so I bonked him. These guys don't fear me.   I know the heretic does, though. Hehe. I'm waiting to see him again, I need to get his staff at all costs. Can't let the heretic ruin the Vi'ki stones.   I tried to ask E've about them, but I can't speak to her yet.   (in common)   Hand. Head. Finger. Foot.

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   Didn't know Elths have babies. I saw the healers here help an Elth give birth. I thought Elths are born out of trees.   (in common)   Xixi and Eve ar frends.

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooringggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg   Elth captain is gone for a few days already. E've and Deni'jek talk about so much stuff it's boring! I don't understand what they say though.   I can't leave this place. I wanna go back on the boat, it was better there. I wonder what the others are doing

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   Continue to learn to speak and write in their stupid language. E've is nice and mean when I don't learn but I don't wanna!!! Though I want to learn how to talk to them so I can see what heresies they do.   I'm confused. What do they want from me? Should I help them beat the big nightgaunt? I want to help them do that but I don't really care about their things and stuff. They are nice enough and I repay what is given so I have to stay and help, but...   Why take Elths with us!?   (in common)   Xi xi. Eve. Drenizek. I em Xixi

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   I feel so weird. E've insisted that I come with her to Enneth so she could teach me and the now-not-dying guy how to write in their language. They use these ugly roundish letters that all look difficult and different. What's wrong with Ke'jei? Can't they even write properly?   I went in the night. The Elths allowed it, it seems, because E've talked to them. I was to stay only in this weird house built around a tree. Elth filth everywhere. But inside was nice. The dying man who didn't die is named Deni'jek. Anyway, E've tries to teach me ugly letters but I don't care. I was just so bored on the boat.   Plus, it's nice to see Elths from closer. They look so mysterious and complicated but they're just tree huggers. Nothing really much about it. Vi'ki must hate them so much, because they can't even stay in the water and have to live around trees all the time, and you know that trees are sticky and there is dirt and ants!!!   (in common)   Batu'ti'n kap. Xi xi.

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   Boring day on the ship. They speak with Elths. No one visits, except E've and Veri'fi who come to see if I killed an Elth yet. Not yet, not yet.   I have to say this Enneth is not so bad, it looks very nice from afar, shame Elths live here.   I found out the heretic guy has a lot of clean stuff, he even washes his clothes. They must be filled with sin so they are dirty. I licked them all though now they should be fine. I sleep well in his bed but I need something to put my feet on so I use the stuff he has around. I should break his bed and make a bigger one hm.   Done! I fixed the bed, now it's big enough for me. Good day.   The other came around later, they were happy. They told me more Elths are coming with us. What!? Ugh. I vomit. I commited Seli'ke'rei seven times in a row. Not enough to wash up the filth. MAybe I should lick them as well.   Vi'ki protect me, this is gonna be hard.

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   We are in Elth filth now!!! In Enneth at the Kji'Pei'Elth. They must have missed it when we had it, ha   They went to talk to Elths and the small girl E've came to me to tell me to be calm and not go out because Elth, but I'm fine staying down I don't like to see so many Elths in one place.   But I hate my room I have to stay with like 3 other people and it's so small and my feet hurt I have to curl them, too little space I'm choking here. I went to sleep in funny heretic's room. I can't go out so I write here at least.   I went to other rooms too. I found small book with written stuff at Veri'fi and it's written in their language so I can't read em. I tried to find if the lizardman has any funny stuff with him, but no... No second tail, no old skin, no eggs.   The big Gaid with the weird smile had some weird tokens with him, but nothing really interesting.   There was so much going on in the other room, the one of the small girl and the small boy. They had instruments and paper and some sheets and some carving tools, I think they are building something? Maybe a Kei'te'vvi for their wedding.   Of course I had to stay below deck, but I didn't. They didn't say for how long! And it was getting darker, so I went out and tried to find if they do heretic stuff around here. I found no Vi'ki stones, so they only carry with. I did find a lot of food, but it wasn't very good. The cook keeps a bad substance that seems to burn. I took some of it. Who knows when I'll need it? I also went to the Elth captain's room and she has A LOT of paintings, like on the Y'teri'teri walls of Nivvia. But weird stuff, like Elths with wings and stars and blue waters.   I dug deeper and found even older ones with woods and a very weird one with two frogs riding snails. I think I can say now they are all very drunk all the time. I wonder what they drink, though, I didn't find alcohol on this wooden fish. Oh well.   The other Gaids live in three rooms with weird net-things to sleep in. Many of them have just some rags some coins and some other boring stuff. I did find some stuff under a plank, a bag of gold coins and some maps, I think they belong to the grinning guy with the thin sword.   I also searched the dying guy's stuff and found a random rock in one of his pockets, together with a scarf, a ... scrub? and a piece of very old bone, oh and a piece of paper with a smile on it. He also carries around a stick, for some reason. Gaids are funny. What can you do with a stick with nothing sharp attached to it? Maybe that's why he's dying. Because he's dumb.   Ah I woke up it was a nice sleep I had, at some point the boat was moving and I heard sounds from deck, I think it was Veri'fi and the big mean guy with the moustache. Ugh lemme sleep! Why move the boat around!?

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   We go fast now, we went in the dark. Where do we hurry up so much?   They also got someone who is very ill I think. Maybe they wanna save him somewhere?   I hope we don't get to nasty Elth places. It seems that way, ugh.   We got nightgaunts on our boat. And the heretic hit his head with the staff!!! I knew it!!! The nightaunts got killed by his heretic magics. Hah, probably 100 more nightgaunts were born now.

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   Boring day. Sun is bright and it's nice to get warm. Pullius keeps spinning his staff. I wonder if he ever gets hit in the head when he does that. So far, no

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   Easy day at sea today. Everybody here smells funny. Some smell nasty, some smell nice, but everyone has to smell. Huh.   Captain Nixe smells best but she also is an Elth so that makes it the worst.   I want to know what that heretic Pullius tries to do with the staff with the Vi'ki stones, I think he tries to invoke some soul or monster? He tries really hard with that magic that looks like what Elth heretics do. But he spins his staff because poor Vi'ki stones have to use their blessings for this heretic and they make the staff spin round round.   It's almost funny. But it's not funny that the heretic plays with Vi'ki stones. I want to take his staff and hide it, protect them. Why are humans so disrespectful!? And they use nasty Elth magic too. Magic that is like light but only becomes shadow.   He looks at me with dumb face like what?   I triet to take staff but no one liked that so I gave it back. Now they wanna teach me words in their funny language.   I can't write in their funny writing but I can write in our words, they say "bu'ne" when greeting. Horrible.   They got good fish.

Vi'ki'jjix, * * * Pei   I'm on wood fish humans built. I'm with humans and Elth captain, Vi'ki forgive me, I look like I stand with traitor and witch, but the Elth is not that bad; She and her crew saved me from scummy Gaids. I was away searching for shells and they came with their bad steel and even worse fighting skills.   I tried to make for it to the water but they trapped me. Then these people came, very weird people, one is always on fire, for example. And an Elth led them, and there was also a big one with a nice halberd-looking thing. And a little girl who was very bad at fighting, but nicer at talking. They killed my enemies the Gaids and saved me, but I lost a sword, because I was bad and dishonored myself by losing my fight. I did not deserve saving.   I commited Bai to them as they gave me life when Vi'ki had awaited my death. I know not if they understand me. I don't really understand them.   I'm on this wood fish and they are nice. Gave me fish. But they know nothing of the sea. They called a whale. The whale was confused. I, even more. Who are they? They said something about big ugly nightgaunt coming to strike us, all of us, and about everyone dying. And probably elth stuff involved in it, of course. But it looked like a bad omen. I told my father, and he said it is true that omens are bad. The World is entering its eleventh age, and it's bad. 10 the holy number has been finished. Now we will all die, unless we can stop it. Vi'ki may await all our deaths.   Well I started my own age, because I had to leave. The weirdos told me to come with them so we can be happy together (?) They look like they are very drunk. Maybe they drink all the time. I hope they are not violent. I like them, but they are weird, very very weird.   One of them has a staff with lots of Vi'ki stones on it. Magic staff, that's for sure; what kind of heresy do they do with it? Maybe I can find out. Or I could just break it in half if they do heresies around me. The weirdo even made the staff spin, it was so fun!   So long, home. Tai'ki!   Why are all these humans so smelly?