27 August

Day 22

by Xi'xi'rps

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei
 
Sorry for bad writing I use other hand.
 
Big bad day for us because some ugly Gaids decided to come bother our nice rest by the rocky shore in this fish-filled bay. They were clearly not fun people. They had this huge Ya'Xen painted on their boats. Ugh. Vi'ki cursed the shores of the Forest of Currents maybe, so that Heretics can't come from the east into our land? I don't know. I wish Father were here to explain to me.
 
I don't really know all that much.
 
Not even Ba't has 3 dicks. They lied!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sad. Xa'xo to Ba't anyway.
 
So big ugly Gaids with Ya'Xen. They attacked us with 5 boats and much fire and hate and long spears. I shoved some spears into some of their butts. It was quite a big fight, Elths fought them with their magic and they responded with theirs but....
 
the Heretic.......
 
He fled to the sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
He flees into the water, now he goes somewhere up!
 
And Vi'ki punished him for his cowardice by hitting him with Neis, 2 of them! But he didn't die! Even if the Neis kept hitting him! I think he like became one with the Neis!? CAn you do that? Is it heresy or not? I don't even know any more.
 
The Neis hit the ugly Gaid boat so I didn't want to go there. I saw Deni'zek jump on one of their wood ships sorry boats, I learnt this word now. Boat. Like Butt, hehe. Funny.
 
Anywhoo, I got to hit some GAids before the fight started to be won by us and the Elths. Ni'xi froze a couple of boats with her scary ice hands. I wanted ice hands.... They are... handy.
 
Then Captain Ni'xi told me to jump and get some guy so I went into the water and there the Gaid attacked me with spears of some very weird fire which the water didn't extinguish. UGh. I felt the stench of Heresy all over him and his fire. I got to stab him but he then grabbed me and he melted my right hand, so I used my left to shank his ugly face. Now he dead. That's what you get, Heretic. Maybe our Heretic will get the message.
 
One of us died, still. The one who always liked to use those weird squares with markings. I think he was some kind of priest, because he always chanted when he used the rectangular things. And he used them in like these special sucessions. And he taught others too. Hm. Heresy, probably. Doesn't look like Vi'ki magic. Maybe it was just a game? But then why was he so serious. I don't know.
 
Anyway, he's dead, so they had to bury him. Elths buried their own dead too. I didn't like it. He was not a bad Gaid. None of them are.
 
Oh VI'ki forgive me! Do I like some Gaids?
 
Maybe I do. Eh, it's not that bad. If big nightgaunts come to kill us all, we have to be friends, I guess.
 
Vi'ki protect our ... boat. Bo-at
 
Bo't?
 

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  1. Day 1 of Xi'xi'rps First Age of Exploration
  2. Day 2
    7 August
  3. Day 3
    8 August
  4. Day 4
    9 August
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    18 August
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    19 August
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    20 August
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    21 August
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    22 August
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    23 August
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    24 August
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    25 August
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    26 August
  22. Day 22
    27 August
  23. Day 23
    28 August
  24. Day 24-27
    1 September
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    8 September
  26. Dey I no not
  27. A very bad day
  28. Great adventure of Xi'xi'rps and friends in XY land