24 August

Day 19

by Xi'xi'rps

Vi'ki'jjix * * * Pei
 
I get a lot of food these days which is nice. I think the cook-Gaid is scared to stop me so I take as much as I want. Hehe. Weak Gaids.
 
We go into the Xe'Veti'Pe now. The Forest of Currents is calmer that I thought. But it's fickle, I know. It will probably rain soon. It sure feels weird to leave through here. It's the edge of our world. All the currents Vi'ki sent to bless us with go through here to die at the mouth of Na'Rai river and dissipate into the end of the world. But I think the world is far bigger. Well, their world. It is their world. The Elth tree-huggers and the Gaids. They have the land and the forest. We have water and currents.
 
I will come back with some interesting tales for my people.
 
The Gaids still wanna teach me their language. I don't feel like it but E've is asking so nicely. But today they all came on to me with weird language tips. Ve'fy and Ni'xi tried to teach me some words but not just that, they told me some very weird stuff. I think they are both drunk and perverted. Xo'pora, curse the thought, what are they doing on this boat!?
 
They taught me about tits and dicks. It was actually fun because they put so much importance on this, maybe they use them for some ritual? Uh maybe they do a naked rain dance or something. I am not interested in Gaids though, so tough luck for them.
 
Anyhoo, it seems Ba't has 3 dicks. Which to me was very weird. But they acted very normal. Why 3!? I started thinking about it. What is E've doing then!? Wow, is it good or bad, can't make my mind.
 
I decided to investigate. First, I tried to observe Ba't. He's so focused on reading stuff and thinking about stuff. Perfect. I tried to find if he had 3 bulges, but no, only one. Disappointing. Next step! I went to find his pants. They don't have 3 bulges either, like maybe pouches? Gaids love to protect their dicks with pants.
 
I think I can't find out just yet. Maybe he's a special type of Gaid. Or maybe it's magic? Magic-dicks? How would that work? I will try to learn more of their language so I can ask E've.
 
Then Ba't or Ba'it or who he's called was very rude and made fun of my eye. And he attacked me and showed me Xa'xo! I wanted to slice him but he jumped from the big nest which is like above the ship so I followed him but then he fell like an idiot. Xa'xo to you!!! Bi'tikai'pe ve'Jele! I will get even with the 3-dicked Gaid, I'm not scared of his 3 dicks. More to cut.
 
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Vi'ki'Ele! A Lago'ele came from the sky and attacked us! I tried to fight the big thing but his mouth was so big he bit off almost all the butt of our wooden fish! Horrible.
 
The Gaid-heretic disappeared all of a sudden and I could see him swim somewhere in the distance. Maybe he tried to escape. Run, heretic! The sea will drown you, Vi'ki be praised.
 
Ah, he's back! The Lago'ele got his tail frozen by Ni'xi and her Elth magic. Some nasty hands of ice which gripped it. Poor Lago'ele. Well, he was gonna eat us, so it's better like this.
 
Also E'on jumped on the Lago'ele and fought it, and he was very brave. He kept his Ba'dele, unlike the Heretic. Or the Gaid who mends the big wheel, who got whooshed away.
 
Today was fun! I want to see more Lago'ele. Maybe some are less hungry. We can always feed him the heretic. I think they like magic people, especially if they have heretic magic. After all, Lago'ele come from Vi'ki and punish heretics with pure fire. Hmm... What if Lago'ele fire and the dirty "white" fire of the Elths are opposite? So its fire can kill all Elth magic. Also Gaid magic which really is just poorly made Elth magic.
 
Hm.....

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