"And some of them ain't exactly people, if you catch my drift. Though I was so tired I finally fell asleep in the company of the illithid and woke up with brain mostly intact. I have got to wonder what is going to happen if we go much longer without a better source of sustenance for his... um. Did you know I looked at what it has going on behind those tentacles and it is not a good scene. Not a good scene at all."
"Obviously this isn't actually hell. It doesn't measure with the stories I've heard of that place, but there's no fresh food, nowhere to go, and everything wants to kill you.
"Yes, alright. Fine, Mr. Kimbles. That is fair. It could just be Thay or any backwater city all the way to Cormyr. Everyone wants to kill us everywhere we go. Not unless we sticks them first. My point still stands that it sucks here. And I'm pretty certain this isn't Cormyr. In fact, I don't see myself getting out of this anytime soon, specially without Big Man's help. I do have some dried cheese. No more fruit, I'm afraid. Gave it all to the little dead children. Joke's on them though because I got her leg bone."
"Can you hear me down there Shadow King? Are you even listening anymore? I know it isn't hell because you'd think the reception would be more clear there, but less, right-- shhhh. I think I hear someone coming..."