A Good Bloodletting
"A good bloodletting"
Dear Journal- Not gonna lie, I wasn't convinced this group would survive long. Humans and elves, not always the brightest when it comes to keeping alive. Too soft. But I think I may have been wrong. I haven't had such a good bloodletting in a while!
So, we were sent to this wizard wines place, a mission of no particular importance, far as I can tell. But there's shiny in it for us. Or so I've been promised. I'll tell you this much, I am not drinking wine in this place anymore, now that I've seen their vats and what grows in their dirt.
Their vineyard was a maze full of brambles and thorny things that didn't always stay put... a couple good stabbings was all it took though.
Best to go outside the fence I figured, go stealth like. Let the others take the front, though these pine trees go down easy their spikes hurt.
Our Illithid companion backed me up well-- I'll never get his name right, which is something I've tried to cover by inventing nicknames. "Squidy" hasn't gone over well, I'll need to try something else.
Scrambled over the fence and shredded more of those carnivorous plants, and made my way into the primary building on the grounds. (I mused with the idea of burning it down, but was informed that we were sent here to clear out an infestation not destroy the winery. Stupid rules).
After rummaging around some I found where they brew the wine. It is total crap! But I tasted it, and there was no tang of blood or other corruption.
Not a minute later there was a commotion, and I spotted a woman up on a balcony level. My companions seemed in no mood to ask questions, so I put a hex on her and an arrow through her leg. Then the elf leveled his boom stick and blew a hole in her chest.
Another day on the job. As I rummaged through her blood-soaked belongings, squiddy slurped her brain right out of her skull. I've never heard a sound like it. This is exactly why I try to sleep with one eye open when he's nearby, but maybe if he's well fed my brain-meats will be less appetizing.
We ascended the staircase and heard a sound in an adjacent room. Without a word, we rushed in, weapons drawn, eyes gleaming. Trevor leapt onto the bed and swung his flaming morningstar with a roar, and struck a man who was wearing robes similar to the woman we had just killed and eaten. Alfonso took a shot at him as well, but he managed a very impressive flip out the window.
By this point the bloodlust had me, and I leapt out the window after him. Landing on my feet, I smiled down at the man, who had broken one of his legs in the fall. I put him out of his misery with a clean slash to the throat, and picked his pockets before licking my blade clean and climbing back into the room.
I told my new friends how pleased I was with the events of the day so far. Very refreshing. I'm a little disappointed they wouldn't let me take any of the shiny in the drawers and chests of the winery but I suppose our client wouldn't appreciate it... I guess.
There is one thing that is bothering me, though...
I hope the kid is alright, when we get back. Myrtle? Maude? Mindy? I can never keep human names straight and they all look the same, all pink and squishy. But I find myself thinking about her and hoping she's alright.
I insisted she stay with the old woman and Irena, something was not right at the church. I know this much, if anyone hurts her I will make a pair of boots out of their skin.
Talin's Journal Ordered oldest to newest
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That House Totally Tried To Eat Us
12 Oct 2021 06:03:40
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Which way is up?
03 Jan 2022 04:49:44
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Apparently We're in Bawovya
25 Jan 2022 09:38:40
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'Making Friends in the Mists'
25 Jan 2022 09:39:02
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So anyway, I guess we're parents now.
01 Mar 2022 02:46:45
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I am stuck in hell with these people and some of them snore
26 Apr 2022 05:19:36
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A Good Bloodletting
10 May 2022 02:09:43
12 Oct 2021 06:03:40
03 Jan 2022 04:49:44
25 Jan 2022 09:38:40
25 Jan 2022 09:39:02
01 Mar 2022 02:46:45
26 Apr 2022 05:19:36
10 May 2022 02:09:43
The major events and journals in Talin's history, from the beginning to today.
Argynvostholt Par Trois
05:32 am - 23.03.2023Argynvostholt Par Trois
05:32 am - 23.03.2023Argynvostholt Part Deux
12:57 am - 23.03.2023Argynvostholt Part Deux
02:01 am - 16.03.2023Argynvostholt
02:22 pm - 02.03.2023Argynvostholt
03:30 am - 02.03.2023Leaving the Werewolf Den
03:18 am - 17.02.2023Leaving the Werewolf Den
02:18 am - 09.02.2023He's the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent
05:57 am - 05.01.2023He's the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent
02:31 am - 05.01.2023What Up With The Wachters?
06:58 am - 18.08.2022What Up With The Wachters?
01:39 am - 18.08.2022Festival of the Blazing Sun
10:16 pm - 21.06.2022Festival of the Blazing Sun
02:24 am - 21.06.2022Sideways In Barovia
12:09 am - 21.06.2022Sideways In Barovia
12:09 am - 21.06.2022A Good Bloodletting
A good bloodletting Dear Journal Not gonna lie, I wasn't convinced this group would survive long. Humans and elves, not always the brightest when it comes to keeping alive. Too soft. But I think I may have been wrong. I haven't had such a good blo...
08:47 pm - 26.04.2022Vallaki Session 02
05:04 am - 22.03.2022Vallaki Session 02
01:15 am - 22.03.2022First Day in Vallaki
09:42 pm - 15.03.2022First Day in Vallaki
01:43 am - 15.03.2022The Hags and the Windmill
06:01 am - 11.03.2022The Hags and the Windmill
01:32 am - 01.03.2022Session 009
01:35 am - 28.01.2022So anyway, I guess we're parents now.
I did something I've never done before today. I'm still not sure how I feel about it. I risked my hide against a coven of Dark Ones, of the ugliest sort. I don't know what came over me. Here's what happened. We were making our way to that walled city....
09:24 pm - 25.01.2022Session 009
02:54 am - 04.01.2022Which way is up?
A lot has happened, but it's all a muddle. After the Burgomaster was buried, we got a geography lesson from an old man. I wasn't really listening, but I liked the picture he drew for us. Very clearly labeled. I think. The burgomaster's daughter Irina ...
04:44 am - 03.01.2022Session 006: Bury the Burgomaster
03:16 am - 29.12.2021Session 006: Bury the Burgomaster
03:16 am - 29.12.2021Apparently We're in Barovia
That's right. Whatever Barovia means, though I'm quite sure it isn't a place anywhere in the Realms. First thing after we escaped that haunted mansion, wolves. Wolves turning into bats and vanishing in the mist, never a good sign, though nothing in this ...
07:00 pm - 26.10.2021Session 005: The Gates of Barovia
05:40 am - 26.10.2021Session 005: The Gates of Barovia
05:40 am - 26.10.2021That House Totally Tried To Eat Us
Woke up by a well. I must've been very tired to not have checked that twice. Who knows what might've climbed out? Nothing. Got lucky. Dumb luck. Still poking around the cellar of this place. A tiny little building overall, if these Durst people are su...
06:03 am - 12.10.2021I am apparently stuck in hell with these people and some of them snore
"And some of them ain't exactly people, if you catch my drift. Though I was so tired I finally fell asleep in the company of the illithid and woke up with brain mostly intact. I have got to wonder what is going to happen if we go much longer without a bet...
03:33 am - 15.09.2021Session 003: The Durst Manor - Continued
06:10 am - 14.09.2021Session 003: The Durst Manor - Continued
01:38 am - 14.09.2021'Making Friends in Barovia'
Talin doesn't keep a journal, for obvious reasons. However, he does mutter to his Patron quite a lot (DMs discretion how much is actually heard), so I assume he keeps his journal more or less in this 'format.' "Sent on a recon mission from you, Big Ma...
10:31 pm - 31.08.2021The list of amazing people following the adventures of Talin.
Social
Birthplace
Eltabbar
Social Aptitude
Talin is very good at blending in lower class places. He has absolutely no idea what to do with the world of the gentry / nobility.
Mannerisms
He has two general modes:
1) Overly talkative, amiable, loud, seemingly clumsy, overt and forward. This is usually how he puts people off-guard and tries to assess their potential risk to him.
2) All business. Quiet and deadly as a hunting cat. Hide and observe, or stab, stab, stab.
Speech
He has a curious habit of switching accents or manners of speech, which comes from his life on the streets essentially learning everything he knows by listening. (See also language note: he has a chance to know words in countless languages and dialects from the Realms, though he can't read a single one of them, and isn't conversational in anything other than Common, Goblin, and Theives Cant.)