Jizztopher Coyilen

Jizztopher Coyilen. Visionary. Genius. Concordant patriot. Even from an early age, the cousin of legendary weapons developer Cumvel Coyilen hid his brilliant and unique mind from the spotlight. At age 10, he modified his first sound prism. At age 20, his first thunder grenade. And at age 30, he graduated as top artificer from Wizard's Peak University. Though few know his name, Jizztopher Coyilen has changed the audiovisual industry by ensuring freedom and protecting the Concordance and its interests around the multiverse. (Who gave me this script? Why am I reading this?)
— Instructor of Recruits

His... name... is... Jizztopher!?!? And... his... cousin.. is... Cumvel?!?!?! Sorry folks, I got nothin'!
— Sgt. Kill Flayer

While Cumvel Coyilen and Of the Forge the Spark are widely recognized as the public faces of Thunder Prism technology, the true visionary behind the scenes is Jizztopher Coyilen, a quiet dwarven artificer whose theories on sound and galvanic magic, along with his delicate, refined crystal-work, have revolutionized audiovisual maharlitech.

Honestly, the Tourney Train wouldn't be the same without Jizztopher. His contributions have been subtle but powerful. You never see them coming. They just sneak up and hit everyone from behind.
— Niamhi Silversång

Though he rarely steps into the limelight, Jizztopher's influence can be felt across the Zone. His innovations power the stagecraft at Lunapalooza and his handicraft makes the Hedron Network possible.

Jizztopher prefers to work in the shadows, allowing his more extroverted cousin Cumvel to explode on the scene.

He is rarely seen in public, although he has become a good friend with DJ Lance Uppercut and other members of the Blackjack Trading Troupe.

Jizzy, as I call him, spends a ton of time in his 'lab' where he is not to be disturbed. What can I say, you get some of great bursts of brilliance from the guy. It just completely washes over you.
— DJ Lance Uppercut

He now spends his time in semi-retirement, traveling between Jennook on the Silversong Moon and Lance's awakened wagyu beef farm on the Forged Moon.

Bonus points for Lance confusing Jizztopher, his cow, and the dwarf. I wouldn't be where I am without Jizztopher and Cumvel!
— Of the Forge the Spark

Of the Spark the Forge, Diamond Tomorrow by Chris L

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Character | Dec 30, 2023

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Man

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Blackjack Trading Troupe

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Author's Notes

So yes, there's a story here. Jizztopher's cousin, Cumvel, was gifted to me by an online name generator and I had to include it. Of course my players latched on and made Cumvel a part of his crew. Then for some reason, he needed a cousin and when it was time to name him, Jizztopher just came out. Now, Cumvel and Jizztopher just follow me around wherever I go.

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Councilor of the Inner Sanctum Serukis

Jul 31, 2025 10:16 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

Poor Jizztopher. His parents were mean!

Emy x
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Eternal Sage kitoypoy

Jul 31, 2025 13:52 by Chris L

I'm pretty sure it was a family name! I've tried to let him and his cousin fade into the background. But my players keep including them in their plans! (It isn't me! I promise!)

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Sage eccbooks

Aug 1, 2025 00:29 by E. Christopher Clark

Oh, what a great burst of brilliance this was. Was loling from the get-go and had trouble stopping long enough to read each next sentence. Thank you, thank you, thank you for this. Favorite line: "You never see them coming. They just sneak up and hit everyone from behind."

Eternal Sage kitoypoy

Aug 1, 2025 13:54 by Chris L

I'm glad that it accomplished the task of giving you a giggle. I can't take all the praise, it was a group effort. All the character quotes are from the actual players of those characters (with a few modifications). I put the call out and they responded!

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Eternal Sage kitoypoy

Aug 1, 2025 13:55 by Chris L

Also, also, I definitely plagiarised a scene from "Iron Man" for the opening quote.

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Sage eccbooks

Aug 1, 2025 14:19 by E. Christopher Clark

Oh, I know. That was *chef's kiss* brilliant.