Pre-Corrective Marmalisation Device

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"This was a wonderous project to be a part of- The P-CMD truly revolutionises our correction process here at the Ministry! I hope that everyone here today will allow themselves to experience the wonders this device can bring!"
Dr Kelman at the opening of the P-CMD
The Pre-Corrective Marmalisation Device, also known as the P-CMD, is a machine invented by the Ministry of Joy to speed up the process of marmalisation. The device is open to all eligible patients of the MOJ at the start of their corrective journey, and is sometimes prescribed by MOJ doctors later on.
Parent Technologies
Date of Invention
31 May 2013
Inventor(s)
The P-CMD was created by the Ministry of Joy: 2012. The main developers of the machine were Dr Smiler and Dr Kelman

File - Patient Information

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Information

Here at the Ministry of Joy, we have a cutting edge device known as the Pre-Corrective Marmalisation Device, (a.k.a, the P-CMD). This Machine is the first step on your journey towards total Joy! What the P-CMD will do is give your mind and body a taste of correction, allowing our main treatments to work more effectively. Some may become completely corrected just by using this machine alone.
 

DID YOU KNOW?

The P-CMD can Marmalise up to 1043 Patients a week! No wonder there are rarely any wait times!

P-CMD REQUIREMENTS

You MAY NOT use the P-CMD if:
  • You are under the age of 11
  • You have Photosensitive epilepsy or sensitivity to flashing lights
  • You have Musicogenic epilepsy or sensitivity to loud noises
  • You have extreme motion sickness or other motion sensitivity disorders
  • You are unable to stay upside-down for 30 seconds at a time 14 times

Booking a Slot

Before booking a slot, make sure to read the requirements of the P-CMD and consult with your designated Lead Doctor. They may even determine the marmalisation process unnecessary in certain cases! Once you are ready to book a slot, you can do so either through the main reception at the Treatment Building, or directly through your main doctor. You will then be given a date and time for your slot.
Miss your slot? No worries! Book another at the Treatment Building's main reception. Just be aware, we cannot garauntee a similar time or wait!

File - P-CMD Runtime

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Details

Schedule

MondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturdaySunday
08:00 Startup Checks Startup Checks Startup Checks Startup Checks Startup Checks NOT OPERATING NOT OPERATING
09:00 Slots 1 - 4 Slots 1 - 4 Slots 1 - 4 Slots 1 - 4 Slots 1 - 4 Startup Checks NOT OPERATING
10:00 Slots 5 - 9 Slots 5 - 9 Slots 5 - 9 Slots 5 - 9 Slots 5 - 9 Slots 1 - 4 NOT OPERATING
11:00 Slots 10 - 14 Slots 10 - 14 Slots 10 - 14 Slots 10 - 14 Slots 10 - 14 Slots 5 - 9 Startup Checks
12:00 Slots 15 - 19 Slots 15 - 19 Slots 15 - 19 Slots 15 - 19 Slots 15 - 19 Slots 10 - 14 Slots 1 - 4
13:00 Slots 20 - 24 Slots 20 - 24 Slots 20 - 24 Slots 20 - 24 Slots 20 - 24 Slots 15 - 19 Slots 5 - 9
14:00 Break Checks Break Checks Break Checks Break Checks Break Checks Break Checks Slots 10 - 14
15:00 Slots 25 - 29 Slots 25 - 29 Slots 25 - 29 Slots 25 - 29 Slots 25 - 29 Slots 20 - 24 Slots 15 - 19
16:00 Slots 30 - 34 Slots 30 - 34 Slots 30 - 34 Slots 30 - 34 Slots 30 - 34 Slots 25 - 29 Slots 20 - 24
17:00 Slots 35 - 39 Slots 35 - 39 Slots 35 - 39 Slots 35 - 39 Slots 35 - 39 Slots 30 - 34 Shutdown Checks
18:00 Slots 40 - 44 Slots 40 - 44 Slots 40 - 44 Slots 40 - 44 Slots 40 - 44 Slots 35 - 39 NOT OPERATING
19:00 Slots 45 - 49 Slots 45 - 49 Slots 45 - 49 Slots 45 - 49 Slots 45 - 49 Shutdown Checks NOT OPERATING
20:00 Shutdown Checks Shutdown Checks Shutdown Checks Shutdown Checks Shutdown Checks NOT OPERATING NOT OPERATING

Safety and Security

CL5/P-CMD Safety Access Required

Safety Features

Information

The P-CMD has several mechanical failsafes in the event of an emergency or problem with the machinery. These failsafes are imperative to the safety of our patients and are to be tested during every check period (check schedule for details). Failure to adequetly check the failsafes and safety mechanisims will result in termination. The operator is also required to have several staff members observing the device at different angles to make sure everything is in order. The staff and the operator will communicate via earpieces.

SAFETY OVER SCHEDULE

The health of our patients is our utmost priority. Do not rush checks or testing to meet the schedule. A slot can always be postponed, but an injury gained from the P-CMD could delay someone's treatmant for much longer.

Security

The P-CMD is one of the most important parts of our operation, and should be treated as such. 14 guards are assigned to the immediate area during runtime hours, and 7 during offtimes. There are also 14 surveillance cameras in operation.

Learning from the Mass Correction Machine

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Due to the unintended consiquences of the MCM, the P-CMD was created with many differences to the original, the most important of which being it's purpose. The P-CMD was created only for the process of marmalisation, while correction is carried out through the traditional methods. The device is also controlled manually from a nearby control room, unlike the automated MCM. Only the highest ranking doctors in the facility are allowed to operate the P-CMD.


Cover image: by IoTheSC

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