Tarkah Ark Elnire
Baron Adjutant Tarkah Ark Elnire (a.k.a. The Baron)
His title “Baron Adjutant” can also be read as “Chief Arsekisser”, but no one would ever dare say that out loud. Of the many Rodinian noble houses and their respective lords that serve the Great House of Thezumai, he’s the greatest arsekisser of them all. His endless millennia of brown-nosing and ruthless execution of the Thezumai family’s ambitions and policies has earned him his place as the right-hand and mate of its vile Matriarch, Nyza Thezumai.
He’s a total sociopath, and cares only for serving and pleasing Nyza, including helping in what appears to be her ambition to (extra-constitutionally!) become Rodinia’s next Imperial Majesty. Outside of his interactions with her, members of the Thezumai house and its allies, almost everyone is treated with inherent elitist disdain as he wields the title of ‘Baron Adjutant to Thezumai’ like a stifling spiritual aura, bullying, humiliating and intimidating others with little potential for pushback.
Other members of Thezumai loyalist houses on the other hand are initially taken in with his warmth and charisma he shows toward them, and initially find it bizarre that he has such a toxic reputation. They can often quickly find out however that he has the potential to turn in an instant; going from your best friend to having you exiled to the most humiliating post he can think of. This tends to be the extent of his punishment of subordinates who either fail him too many times or who display insubordinate behaviour. Killing a fellow Rodinian is boring; humiliating them is much funnier.
Members of rival Great Houses and their vassals are shown the bare minimum of respect as the competition they are, and the Imperial Government of Rodinia is treated like an impotent bureaucratic roadblock to him. He doesn’t care about the impact of his actions or words on others, and cares little for whatever conventions he breaks outside of those within the Thezumai socio-political ecosystem.
Outside of Rodinia he’s even worse. Wielding a Rodinian’s godlike power and abilities with no oversight and effective free reign, it’s not hard to imagine the kinds of things that go on. If other Rodinians are like peasants in his eyes, then non-Rodinians are viewed like insects. He refuses to walk on the same ground as them, calling them and their planets filthy; nor will he breathe the same air as them, claiming the stench is unbearable and going so far as to use Psikinetics to recycle the same breath inside his lungs. He is a staunch enforcer of the obnoxious classist etiquette the old empire imposed upon their subjects. Examples of the kinds of interactions he demands of non-Rodinians whilst carrying out his mission outside Rodinia are:
- "All Rodinians no matter their rank, station, title or age, must be addressed as either My Lord, My Lady, My Liege or Your Excellency, or the plural thereof if multiple Rodinians are to be addressed.
- The name of a Rodinian may not be uttered by a non-Rodinian without that Rodinian’s explicit consent. Rank, station or title must be used instead, where known.
- Unless invited to do so, do not touch a Rodinian or enter within a three metre radius of them.
- Unless invited to do so, do not make eye-contact with a Rodinian.
- Do not interrupt a Rodinian when they are speaking, or otherwise speak out of turn. Do not speak to a Rodinian without first addressing them as My Lord, My Lady, My Liege or Your Excellency."
Relationships
Current Status
Hunting Quixos Thezumai
Current Location
Age
~16 million years old
Spouses
Nyza Thezumai
(Mate)
Siblings
Children
Current Residence
Pronouns
He/Him
Sex
Male
Gender
Male
Eyes
Black sclera; gold iris
Hair
N/A
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Dark grey feathers with orange-red crest
Height
7'3
Weight
425 kg
Belief/Deity
None


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