Session 082: Yuan-ti Interrogations Report
The Wild Cards interrogate a Yuan-Ti prisoner
General Summary
Redfall 24, 2023 KC, early afternoon
Thornwinds
Recap
The party delved into the **Yuan-ti Dungeon**, **Serpent's Embrace**, seeking a plant to help them resist **Vecna's** influence. They had been guided there by a **simulacrum** of the wizard **Mordenkainen**, who had warned them of the threats they faced. After carefully navigating around a crystalline dome that held a sentient clay tablet, they picked a difficult lock and found a branching hallway. Their exploration led to an intense battle with a six-headed snake creature called an anathema and **Yuan-ti** abominations. The anathema's fear-inducing aura and a **Divine Word** spell proved to be major challenges. The party fought with exceptional skill, with **Shadow** landing the killing blow on the anathema. They managed to subdue one abomination for questioning and recovered valuable hearts and a mysterious blue crystal from their defeated foes. They took a short rest, knowing that more challenges awaited them through the eastern door.
Summary
The party began their adventure by interrogating a captured snake-like humanoid creature. After splashing water to wake their bound prisoner, Sas questioned him about special Plants growing near lava walls. The prisoner revealed the location but warned of more five-headed snakes and lava-spitting statues guarding the area, after which the party knocked him Unconscious again. Moving stealthily through the dungeon corridors, the group relied on the bubbling lava noise to Mask their movements. They left their companion Arty to guard the prisoner while conducting a thorough search of previously defeated enemies, discovering a hidden key. Following snake tracks through elaborate hallways, they eventually reached an ornate door leading to their objective. Upon entering the chamber, they found fluorescent ivy growing on walls of flowing lava, but were immediately plunged into magical Darkness by a six-headed snake creature. Barlo engaged in close combat while Shadow attempted to counter the Darkness with Fairy Fire. The battle intensified as multiple party members took significant damage, forcing them to coordinate their attacks despite limited visibility. The combat grew more complex as additional enemies joined the fray. Shadow alternated between healing allies and attacking with Chill Touch, while Barlo struggled in the creature's crushing grip, taking acid damage. The party gained tactical advantage from Shadow's Fairy Fire spell, though Barlo failed to break free from the grapple and had to resort to using a Healing Potion. Bastion provided protection using spectral wings while the group launched coordinated attacks against their Serpentine foes. The tide turned when Calliope's Vicious Mockery caused an enemy to drop a mysterious cage, revealing Schrodinger, a sphinx of wonder the size of a lion. After defeating the remaining enemies, the party collected their targeted herbs and discovered treasure including a war Horse statue and an animated sigil. Using a blue stone taken from a defeated enemy, they teleported back to their ship. The adventure concluded in Morton Canon's quarters, where Schrodinger revealed his true nature and complex connections to time travel. The sphinx explained he was both grandfather and son to an entity called the Paradox, sharing insights about dimensional travel and forces manipulating time paradoxes. Morton Canon, found studying his notes and Books, welcomed their return and successful mission completion.Scenes
Interrogating the Snake Prisoner
The party interrogates a captured snake-like creature about the location of special Plants growing near lava
Stealthy Advance
The party begins moving south stealthily through the dungeon corridors
Boss Room Battle Begins
The party enters a room with lava walls and encounters a six-headed snake creature
Combat Intensifies
The battle against the snake creatures becomes more complex as multiple enemies engage
Final Battle and Rescue
The party defeats the snake creatures and rescues Schrodinger
Return and Revelations
The party returns to Morton Canon's quarters and learns about Schrodinger's nature
Session Conclusion
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Rewards Granted
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Missions/Quests Completed
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Related Reports
Npcs
Snake Prisoner
A captured snake-like humanoid creature with arms that speaks Common. Provided information about Plants growing near lava and other guards in the area.Arty
A loyal companion creature who guards the prisoner by sitting on its tail. The party makes sure to retrieve him before leaving.Six-headed Snake Creature
A massive boss monster with six heads capable of creating magical Darkness, constricting, biting, and dealing acid damage. Has an aura causing Fear of snakes and showed Resistance to acid damage.Schrodinger
A sphinx of wonder the size of a lion, rescued from a cage. Has complex connections to time travel and paradoxes, claiming to be both grandfather and son to an entity called the Paradox. Can provide insight into dimensional travel and multiverse mechanics.Morton Canon
A scholarly figure who provided the party with a blue teleportation stone. Found studying notes and Books in his quarters when they returned.Locations
Lava-filled Dungeon
A complex of rooms and corridors with solid Rock walls and flowing lava. The thick walls and bubbling lava help Mask sounds of combat. Contains elaborate doors and shows signs of snake creature habitation.Boss Room
An elaborate chamber with lava flowing down the walls and fluorescent ivy growing from them. Contains a cave with barred entrance where Schrodinger was kept caged.Morton Canon's Quarters
Captain's quarters where Morton Canon studies, containing his notes and Books. Serves as the teleportation destination point for the party's escape.Spells
Fairy Fire
Cast by Shadow to counter magical Darkness by outlining creatures in glowing Light, granting advantage on attacks and preventing Invisibility.Darkness
Used by the snake creature to cover the room in magical Darkness, hindering the party's vision during combat.Chill Touch
A necrotic damage dealing cantrip used in combat against the snake creatures.Hex
Used to enhance damage against enemies during the battle.Healing Spirit
A healing spell that creates a spiritual force that can Heal creatures who move through its space.Healing Word
A bonus action healing spell with 60 foot range used to restore hit points to allies.Shield
A defensive spell that provides +5 to AC as a reaction, used to block a constricting attack from the snake creature.Primal Savagery
An acid-based attack spell used against the snake creatures, though they showed Resistance to the acid damage.Vicious Mockery
Cast by Calliope, causing psychic damage that made an enemy drop Schrodinger's cage and fall forward bleeding from their nose.Items
Magical Plants
Special Plants growing near lava that can prevent being pulled into a Dream state. The party's primary objective to collect.Hidden Key
A key found tucked away in leatherwork on one of the defeated enemies' bodies.Blue Stone
A bismuth-like Crystal taken from an enemy's head, similar to one seen at Jacoby's hideout. Can create teleportation portals.War Horse Statue
A small but powerful statue found hidden among the defeated enemies' possessions.Greater Healing Potion
A magical Potion that restores health when consumed as an action.Wishing Powder
A magical powder with glitter-like effects when thrown, requiring targets to make Dexterity saving throws.Animated Sigil
A marking with slowly animated blue mist flowing from top to bottom, found in the dungeon.Notes
Transcripts
| Annie, you're supposed to be on my side. She's my sister. You think she's going to take your side? The Annie first. You're supposed to be on my side. She likes me better. Whatever. Jamie takes me to the library, and I do so. I'll take you to the library and get your potatoes there. Isn't that sounds like a really easy thing to do? |
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| And it was wonderful. Did you have second breakfast? That was second breakfast. That was our elevenses. That was our supper. Yeah. Our first dinner. |
| Because we ate at like 330. Yes. It was supper dinners later. I'm going to check this potato place so that when I go down there. Oh, today. And then donate potato. Come on down. No. |
| Yeah, we're coming down in June for my parents. Big anniversary thing. Yeah. I don't think that's the question. Yeah, we got an invitation. Well, all the all of us will all be down a little farm to Emily or doing a Caribbean. The whole fam family vehicles. Whole family. And we're staying in Anaheim. So we're doing it at the, welcome to the Leaves and Club in Chino Hills, where we did my grandparents with you. |
| I heard somebody can get you into Disneyland for Anaheim. Okay. I'm just kidding. Andy. I Work with them for two weeks, so we might be busy. I don't know. |
| I can't actually. You can't? Yeah. I can barely get myself in. Don't you Work there? The reservations. The reservation system is ridiculous right now. She's been trying to get a day to take the kids for spring break, and she hasn't been able to yet. You have to, like, be on the computer at 6 a.m.. Three months in advance. |
| And even then they don't open the days all the time. So then they release a bunch on Wednesdays in the afternoon and like, maybe it might become available, but you have to, like, stalk the website. So it's just a lot. My, my aunt just automatically puts in days like months ahead of time. And if she doesn't and if they don't end up going, she just changes the day. |
| Yeah. Oh, my problem is that I would forget. And then I would end up with all of these, like the strikes on my record of like, well, I can't take anybody. |
| Riding on a C here. And that's what, friend Christina. |
| I changed, the Brass. What were they? Basically the Brass nuts that the, Lead screws. Go on. Sean. Okay. To, To pom nuts to anti backlash. Pom nuts. I mean, and, they make everything so much more quiet. I have no idea what we're talking about. I'm like, you're putting your nuts in your palm. |
| I'm. I'm a little lost. Are you talking about, like, you know, bottom of the, keep people. Pom pom. Oh, as in, like, the material. Gotcha gotcha gotcha. |
| All right. Let's hear. And especially since. And he wasn't here last week. Pretty much we are still in the wanted dungeon as, you guys are seeking some type of plant that seems to grow in lava. The want to use the these Plants to create a drug called white resin that is used to kind of create their slaves. |
| So that they're kind of, a lot more susceptible and not so bright, but it can also be used because of that same Dream state that, according to sass and her reading, that it can be turned into a drug that would allow you guys to have more control over your Dreams, so that at least for a while, it doesn't Work forever. |
| But it gives you some time that, it'll be able to stave off Vecna so that you guys can no longer be pulled into a Dream state with him. And then you'd be more prepared for when you can do something about him. You were kind of led this way. Also because of a Wizard named More Than Kind Keenan, a Wizard you guys had read about a little bit before. |
| And one that I know a little bit about. He is from an in the realm. He. But he is also a, a Plains, traveler. So he has been here before, but this one is actually just a Simulacrum of him. And it turns out that him and Morgan. I'm sorry. Mechelen and possibly others use these Dragon Draconic prophecies and as a way of pretty much Sending coded Message to each other as one thing that they use it for, and that some of them have, contingencies that if something happens to them on their realm, that it will trigger something from the other realms to kind of come as a little helper. |
| In this case, he has come here. He found out you guys are the ones that are more likely, most likely to help, a situation where Macklin and others are captured by factor and, or something. And, |
| Gave you guys some ideas. This is one of them. You guys are in here looking for this stuff. You guys have been clearing out quite a bit in here. Fighting all different types of snake creatures and stuff. Last session for, any, you guys just kind of. They kind of, cleared out another, two rooms, pretty much. |
| There was, because I believe, you know, what's going on with you guys on the map? |
| You guys were a bit northern of the room you guys are in now. You guys had gone to, And I'm not saying that this is east or west, but just for intents and purposes here, you guys have gone to the room West. Found, another one of the statues and a couple other creatures in there. |
| Fought them, and then came south into a long hallway and went to the first door on the right where, there was a situation, it turns out, where, this very large snake creature with, multiple heads, which, you guys, all of you guys have seen before, except for bastion, when you guys had found yourselves in that tower, was very similar to that creature. |
| So this one had a Crystal in one of its foreheads. You heard the others before the fight ensued. It's something about, I guess, that they were trying to control it or something, but they're having difficulties. And then the fight broke out with you guys. You took them all down. Except one of them. I believe you have captured. |
| He still hasn't wrestled up. We already know you guys did take a short rest. Luckily, as we get here to the end of your short rest, as you guys sat here for an hour, you guys did hear to the east, there was some rustling. Didn't hear anything to the south, but luckily, nobody has come and visited you. |
| One thing I should say, too, I was realizing, is, the wall. I mean, this is like, pretty solid Rock in between, it seems. And like I said before, you guys could hear, like, the little bubbling and the murmuring. Sometimes when you guys listen to the walls from the lava, that's all, like, flowing around. So it's possible that with the lava flowing and, the thickness of the Rock, which is probably why nobody's coming in, to investigate any times that you guys have done any of these fights so far. |
| That is so far. I think that's about everything. Otherwise we will. Cliff, I believe it took care of your short rest, so you should be fine. Everybody else can make sure you have the benefits of the short rest, if you didn't already. At the end of the last game. Yeah. And then I will let you guys whatever you want to do. |
| I'm putting in the loot into the back of holding. Yeah, there was, actually, how you guys. I can remember when it was. If it was last game on the, like game before, there was a big ol loot pile that you guys have found last. |
| You know, last. So we didn't move from the room. You were in the room north of this. You guys, did we do a short rest or a long rest? Took a short, long rest is eight hours. That's right. Yeah. Short. Okay. Do you want to risk taking a longer. That's okay. No. That you were up in the room up here, and then you went to the west of that over here. |
| And then there's the hall and then came. Okay, so all of our tokens are in the room here. Okay. I can I can't remember what room we were in last year. So it's been a month that this is I know, so is this a new one or is this the one that we left off in the. When I was like the room that you are that you had last you were here was up north. |
| Okay. So we're completely new. Yeah. There's a different room. Sorry. Thank you. Yeah. And so like I said, the only things that happened in the last session was there was a room to the west of the last room you guys were in. You know, there was some fights in there. And then there was a door south which led into a hallway which is just north of you now. |
| Okay. And here, if this helps you two, you can come up here and kind of there's the hallway. Oh, gotcha. Okay. And then this is the room. You guys had a there was a fight that and you were gone. And that's where we left. You were last night, so that helps. Got it. Okay. No worries at all. Yeah. |
| Thank you. I divided up the moneys and the. So this is what everybody get. |
| Oh, did I really give you guys that much? You gave us 9023 Gold pieces and 2290 Platinum pieces. I don't remember any of that conversation. It was. I had pretty high. But that's what each of us get. Yeah, yeah. In chat. Yeah. That's amazing. So you just need to make sure that Veronica knows she's getting that. Yeah, yeah, it was. |
| And there were some gems. Yeah, but the gems. I put all the gems in the Bag of Holding that sass has. Okay, because she's gems in there. There was no Electrum is just Gold and Platinum. Thank God. But I think I think it was a pretty high roll. And then I just. And then I also realized you guys hadn't really seen an else. |
| It was a I think Jamie did the roll and so it's not on the chat. But also you guys hadn't really found too much treasure, so I thought I'd kind of be nice. Thanks. |
| So you guys are in this room? You guys have a prisoner? I think you guys tied him up. Also, I was going to say you guys aren't. Yeah, I was just thinking, you can go ahead and take a snake for him, right? If you guys want to eat something with flavor. Otherwise, I guess you would have been snacking on dust. |
| I got a ration. Oh, I always forget about that stuff, but I was thinking about. And then I was like, well, that's. I forget about with you guys because you guys have that. And I think you guys have some of the for the water too. Oh yeah. You guys have your, the jug, the jug needed itself, so I'm not going to worry about it. |
| We're. Barlow wanted to drink mayonnaise. Rations are just literally for flavor at this point, both for the game and for your character. |
| You guys. So I have some rations, but other ones. Yeah, but you guys want to. Yeah. |
| I mean, this a giant snake, right? It doesn't have legs. Yeah, it's got a large snake tail. That's what I have. In fact, I grabbed it at least once. How are we taking this guy up? Rope. Yeah. This is. He doesn't have arm that doesn't have legs. Like. Well, the one thing you got arms. You can tie arms. |
| Who are sitting on this? Arms. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right, all right, all right. He's going to go sit on his tail. |
| And you can probably do like a cross knot with its tails. |
| Dress them up. Tie his tail to his arms. |
| And. All right, so then get this guy awake. |
| But I will, gently slap his face, maybe splash a little bit of my water on him. Okay, how about we do a, wake up, give me a strength check. Or. Okay. One hit point. I'm going to kill him with your slap. Congratulations. You knocked him out permanently. |
| No. I'm going to kind of just do a contested roll. That was gentle. You got a natural 20. But I guess at the same time to do it. Shouldn't he want to get up? So, yeah, I will go ahead. Now. I'm going to roll that way. It's. I don't think there's any real, actual rules on how to wake up an Unconscious person. |
| That's like, give him a hit. Points. So what I'll say is that. Yeah, you smack as you smack him across the face. You you can hear the change in his breathing, right? As like, moments after the as a hand is still kind of in the air a bit and you see the tongue kind of lash out and then kind of, just kind of absorb the air around it. |
| And as I slowly starts to kind of look at you. Now, we heard them speaking common right. They do speak common. And yeah, they shouldn't have been speaking common at that point, but they were but he does become. And so, yeah, he, I guess he, as he looks at you, he would be. |
| What is this about? Who are you? Oh, yeah. But you can understand. Listen, all I want is the flower you guys brought here. Where are the flower? What flower? You need some Plants or flower? You guys use it in some sort of ceremonies or usage. Now you make your slaves mindless, more pliant creatures. I don't, even if I had a name for it. |
| I know I do. It's just politically all right. |
| Well, so that's kind of, |
| Says. Yeah, that it is. |
| She says the name of it and says that it's supposed to grow, in the, the larva that you guys have. What I'll do is, go ahead and give me an intimidation or persuasion. Are you, I guess I should say, are you trying to intimidate him or persuade him? And you can. If you're going to do intimidation, you can use your strength if you want. |
| And it'd be more about your strength as opposed to the intimidation score. |
| Strong. |
| Which is the way. |
| This is. Just tell us where it is. We need. How much do we need to look at? Assess how much. How many points do we need? Sass as, we just. I'm not sure. I mean, we just need enough to kind of, for me to make enough potions for all of us for at least one use. |
| I should give us at least couple days of Sleep. I mean, I shouldn't be more than, like, couple handfuls. I would imagine. |
| And, we just need a few, like, a handful of that flame, and we'll let you go. Really? We don't want to have to slaughter all you guys. |
| He's going to go ahead and do an insight on that. So go ahead and do a deception or, steal the one. Okay. Intimidation. No, is an option or when you're trying to if you're on it being honest or not honest persuasion. I guess it would be a persuasion choice. Yeah. |
| Persuasion or deception? Yeah. So it's a straight, normal roll on Christmas Day? I don't know, but I mean, some you might have proficiencies or not. 24. Okay, I do one deception. Well, that's my that's my anxiety. If you're saying you're not going to hurt me, then what? I'll tell you is this. If you go over into that door and his head kind of nods over to the one to the east, I can tell you that you don't. |
| Might not want to go that way. There's plenty of, of my brothers in there. But if you go to this door and he points the one behind them going to the south, go through that door and make a right hand turn. It gets a little windy, but you'll find where the Plants are growing. I will say it is protected and they might be less willing to, they might be less amicable than I'm being right now. |
| So that could buy more of these giant five headed snakes and statues that spit lava. Oh, there's another one of them. One of his, one of his ilk are over there as well. Just as braindead as this one. |
| All right. How many? How many of you are there? Because, believe me. |
| There are plenty of us. There's more in the other caverns where we have, different breeding programs and such going on. |
| Is there a way to get in and out with quietly, without them noticing? |
| Not that I not that I can think of. |
| I think there's motions. |
| So are you going to let me go now? How's this Work? |
| Not going to let you do it now. Obviously, we're going to get the flowers and then you'll be able to go. Right. We'll be on your way once we get these. |
| I hope everything you told me was true. Next time I come back on the field, you and, There's no deception in that. I will tell for now, you know, and I'll. And I'll. I'll get back up. I was like, down to when we talked to them. I probably didn't need to. He's probably very tall now. If you look at all those. |
| Yeah. I'm full talk. I'm right in the head to Knock him back out. Go ahead and give me, give me an attack roll with advantage. Yeah, because he is. Okay. Yeah. Go the. Since he's, he's, he's bounded. So that would be, restraint. |
| Okay, so this just. Oh, right. It's just a different first, because, I mean, it'd be funny if it went bad, but. Yeah, that'll be going so well. And being a physical attack, you'd be able to kind of make sure that you hit him in the way that it's more about knocking them out. So, non-lethal. So as you do, you see, hit, the eyes go back in to the back of the skull and he just goes limp again and. |
| All right, let's move south quick as. All right. Should we go a little bit sneaky, though? As much as we can. Yep. Okay, I will it's these hallways. These hallways are kind of noisy. Oh, it's a good so. And we've been here for well over an hour, and, no one's come to hear us during our fight. |
| So I think the noise in the lobby really helps out if you're going to do passive choice upgrades. Yeah. All right. I missed all the discussion. What's up? Yeah, I'm going to do this sneakily. Sneaky. So let's go ahead and get some stealth scores going with a, plus ten. |
| Stealth plus and shadows under 17. Oh 29. You. That's really good. What's ten? 35. Yep. Nice. And what is yours? Calliope? 23. Oh, nice. All right, so, as you guys, well, as you guys walk up to the door, you guys are pretty well hidden. |
| The door still closed. I mean, I said, that's door. Go to the door. Yeah. Go ahead. Give me a perception check. Right. Dirty 20. All right. As you listen to the door, once again, you hear a bit of the humming of the, and gurgling through the walls. As of the lava seems to reverberate through the air as it's moving around. |
| But you don't seem to hear any, other real, movement or other types of sounds you keep, disappearing there. Chuckle. |
| Idea on the, roll 20. From where? You're, Oh, really? Yeah. I've seen you kind of come and go. It does that sometimes. Like, sometimes it won't show anybody else but me on roll 20 000. It's Weird. It's Weird. |
| Okay. Pay attention. This might. Oh, yeah. I'm okay. I got the door. |
| What was that, bro? Yeah. It's shadow. Can you can shadow, can you leave? Already in this room. So watch this guy and see if anything comes through these double doors. Can you give out, like, free clothes? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you're okay with them. Yeah. Yeah. I'm okay. You see what? I'm. He's. It's really. We're pretty close to the exit, so if he needs to book it, I feel confident that he could give me a give me an item handling, which, |
| To go with these. And he's still not a beast. Yeah, but remember, he's done right. Okay, I had something. Oh, that's fine. 19. Okay. As you kind of tell him that he seems to kind of have, you get the feeling that he has a pretty good idea of what you're asking of him. He kind of even looks at the little creature and kind of gives that little, like, look, and his, elbows kind of shake a little bit as kind of like he's kind of watch over him. |
| Does he give the puppy dog head cocked? Yeah, that's kind of what I'm thinking. |
| All right, let's try this door. Perfect. It seems locked. It it seems to be locked in a suit. I'm assuming it's locked. Okay, then I will to come Work for, traps on it. One is. Oh. |
| You're 16. So as you are, looking through it, you do spot, It seems to have some type of Weird connections where if you try the phone angle and not use a proper key in there, like it's going to shoot out some type of, possible, like electrical type shock at you because you see, like, little sparks coming from it. |
| Oh. |
| There we check these guys. Like, did you search him? There's any guy I believe you guys searched on me. I don't call anybody. Really? Search anybody in here. I don't remember. |
| Quite like. Like. So you can find the key. I'm going to examine this thing little bit longer. Give you guys like 30s. Who's going to search the. Who's going to loot the bodies? I guess I will loot. All right, go ahead and put the bodies on the floor with your body on floor. Looting bottles. |
| Or does one of us do it with the vantage? No, I have that. Haven't you guys? You guys are both going to do it to us. Okay, so we got a 19 and a 16. So what we'll say is. |
| With the lower score. |
| I mean, you guys find that they had scimitars, long bows, arrows, quivers. Nothing seems to be substantial. Neither one of you guys can spot, I will say that between the the the main creatures here, the big guy doesn't seem to have anything. Outside of the the blue Crystal that's in its forehead, which looks very much like, what you guys had seen before, because I don't remember if, maybe nobody took it out, I don't think. |
| Yeah, I did. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. We looted all these guys. Loot them already then. Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry. I was not paying attention. These were the bodies that we found. The big oh was okay. Yeah. And the the blue stone of us. Okay. So, yeah, there was a stone which is very much like the, which you guys have seen when you were at Jacoby's old place when they were trying to put it into another creature. |
| They're all this. What? There was a creature when you guys had gone. The Jacoby's hidden, hidden hideout through the mirrors. And there was a, a, like a table in there that there were some people working on things, and they were trying to do something with the Crystal very similar like this, into a creature. That's when all of a sudden, the bones in the corner all kind of came to life. |
| And to is like big Bear like creature, of Bone and flesh and whatnot. But yeah, it's very much similar to that. But I will say those, since you guys were actually looking for some type of a key or something, and Calliope got a 19, I will say that Calliope does find, kind of like it's the guy that actually was Unconscious right here, and it's kind of a hidden bit, like where his, in the Leather Work is on him. |
| He kind of had it, like, tucked into a little hiding spot. So you're able to find that. So you do find a key. |
| Okay, I found a key. It's also a real. All right. Give me it. Now. I'm just kidding. I'm, It's a ball. You got the. You have a key. All right. Oh, try the key in the door. It's almost right on this board. As you insert the key into the lock, you hear the sparks? Kind of like, as it's kind of going around a little bit, and then as you turn it, nothing happens, and the door unlocks. |
| Yeah. |
| The door is unlocked. I will unlock it. Oh, I had a secret door. That's where it shouldn't be. A secret. I don't think it's supposed to be secret. It was. It is now. You think? Well, the door just showed up on my screen, wasn't there? I had it set up as a secret door. Then. Interesting. I found it as you open the door. |
| You see, it looks like it goes into another hallway, and it does go to, the left and to the right. |
| Then I remember you told us to go here. What? I. Left. I'm gonna let you guys remember what I said. So check this front. Remember if I said to go down this hallway and turn left? Right. |
| I'm going down the hallway to the left. To my right. You mean on the screen? I'm going to right a character. Turn left. |
| That's right. Curves around. What is your way? Do. |
| It curves around. |
| And there's one door here, but we shouldn't go in that door. Yeah. Come on, guys, you know we're back to the open. Hey, get your asses in here. You go back. Coming! I'm coming, I'm coming. Which I will say that, as you guys know, gets into the hallway. And since bastion does have a pretty high intelligence score, he'd be willing to remember that he did say, go right. |
| When you come out into the hallway. |
| Go right, not left. Barlow. Oops. Oh, it's just I got I was just checking the other side. Yes. Oh, yeah, I should have. I said roll for sass. Let's see how her Dex is. Yeah. She's fine. She rolled a 19, at least for about it, whether in dexterity way or at a time. As you kind of kind of go through the hallways here. |
| You guys are pretty well hidden. It's, you know, for the most part, it's, actually, this area here would actually be like the full width of that area so it doesn't get tight. And then these spots really, |
| Right now, continue down this hallway. I will what's. My opinions are behind this. I'm coming. Passive. By passive, I think it's a 15. I check, oh, not 16. Okay. You and shadow would probably notice, as you guys are coming through this, through the walkway down here. You can see almost parts where the Rock has gotten, like, grooves just from, this various snake creatures. |
| I seen the slither through here, and, it looks like, like the the big guy you would just seen. You can tell that a creature like that has come through here quite a few times over the years, over the however long this place has been around. |
| It was like slither the tread into the stone. That's pretty cool. Right around the corner. The horses was going to come. Yeah. The Helm as you come there. You see, you said the door. This one looks a little bit more, elaborate than any of the other doors you have seen up to this point. You know, I'm gonna go ahead, move Calliope down there. |
| Since she hasn't been. |
| And I will put sass down here. |
| It definitely looks a lot more elaborate, than the other doors that you have seen up to this point. Various kinds of, motifs and carvings on it. |
| Is this key Work in that door, as you guys can fit as you put the key into the door. It does seem like it fits. Right. If I fit fits, I said to really, Right. Anybody get ready? A nice attempted, perhaps? I don't know, I guess I'm in the slot right? Your spells and and. Yeah. Yeah. |
| Unlike you don't don't want to be. Am I supposed to be following or am I hiding? You're following. I moved you down there. So you're close to where everybody else is so you can figure out wrong. I just can't see where everybody. Oh, okay. I see, I see, bro. All right. Question. I'll have says turn the chair, unlock the door. |
| As you unlock the door. |
| You do hear some sound inside. As soon as you unlock the door. |
| But it's more of the same. |
| More of the same ones. You just sort of noise. |
| Oh, I thought you said he opened it. He just unlocked it. Okay. |
| Oh, not open it. Definitely open the door. Okay. Oh, there we go. Hold on. Here. Hold on. I gotta put them on the right layer to play. As you open the door, you would see, another one of the big creatures. And I'm not sure if you could see anything else. You do spot off in the, threes here. |
| And somebody somebody's shoulder right here. You do also see, to, tend one of the all the way at the other end of the wall. You see a large, the whole wall seems to be kind of like, dripping down with, lava coming down from some areas off the roof. As it's dripping down, though, you do see this, like, kind of like fluorescent green ivy that's actually kind of growing through the lava and off to the left, kind of precariously, what's left? |
| It's kind of like, affixed to the wall. There's like a roar that comes out of the wall. And then from that, as a hedge with some type of creature, like a little creature inside of it. It's hard to tell from here. What kind of through the bars? It looks kind of feline, but maybe with, like, looks like maybe wings or something, but like a Weird coloring. |
| It's really hard to tell right now, as you see, the view is kind of blocked by this six headed drag, snake creature. And with that, we go ahead and do an addition of roll, because you can see that they have their swords at the ready and they look like they're looking at the door. Well, actually, you don't see anybody with the sword yet, but everybody in the room does seem to be ready because they heard the door unlocked and they were not expecting somebody to come in this time. |
| Nobody expects the menagerie. If if anybody has any ideas when it's at the turn of some of that, they think that they would prefer or they think that she would do otherwise. I will go ahead and kind of run her. She leave. It'll probably be. She'll notice. We'll see. Cold touch. |
| So she says she'll touch. She does that on a lot. Sweet. Always in the bathroom when it close to that Primal Savagery. |
| It's like we can soften them up for you. Then you do a whirling blade. I can take them all out. |
| I should also note that. Yeah, I guess it would be the Fly from the lava. So be. Look at them. Like with dark vision and make it so you know, it's kind of right. So initiative. |
| Not the greatest. |
| Lever. You. |
| Don't. |
| Wish she was like something that would automatically just set up a combat for you on this. |
| Stop. Stop! |
| Sorry. I'm having problems with roll 2020 little windows, trying to get things organized. |
| All right. I think we're all good, So, initiative. Order. |
| One to that. There we go. So as the door opens and you hear scuffling, we're going to have the first guy coming around the corner here. |
| The reason. |
| You have. |
| The, |
| 15ft radius. |
| So all of a sudden, the whole room goes dark. |
| So let's do it this way. |
| So pretty much cover all that right there. |
| Oh, I could just do that. Okay, perfect. |
| Everything goes dark. |
| I under. That has turned into magical Darkness. Can't see through. It is magical Darkness. |
| That is turn. |
| Follow. You're up. Can I see? Cast Counterspell as a reaction. You couldn't. You didn't see him. He was, You you do have to be able to see the person that's casting to do Counterspell. And, he's somewhere inside the room. Okay. Sorry. |
| But otherwise, you wouldn't be able to if you would have. Well, I sort of saw what we're up against. We thought this guy, I must go, stay back, over my shoulder or whatever. Calliope, looks like you're going to start singing again. |
| Awesome. And I will. I don't know why I can't seem to Work with which real quick, actually. Calliope. What he's talking about. The last game, they had used a, Oh, yeah. Good point, though. Thank you for reminding me. That actually did remind me something there. Check out. Oh, there is an aura. I was supposed to other than sort of turn within 30ft. |
| So I think you are within 30ft. So, yeah, you're starting your turn. So I need a wisdom saving throw. Yeah. Oh, wait. No no no no no, you can't see it now. Never mind. Well, you can hear it still though. So. Yeah. Where are you? All right. So so I need a wisdom saving throw from you, Barlow. Okay. |
| There. Just about since. And it wasn't here, but Calliope was, the six snakes. Six had a snake creature has an aura about it. And, if you can see, or if you are within 30ft of it, you can become Frightened of snakes and want, you do get to repeat the saving throw at the. Oh, actually, everybody got hit with it last time, right? |
| Right. Then you're fine. Never mind. Yes. So. So that lasts right. It like since I just got to the very last time. Oh it it I got to the lesson. The target is an aura for the next 24 hours. So, so at this point as you did see him and then everything went black. You do feel like wait a minute, shouldn't I be getting scared like the last one had, like, this Weird aura? |
| But you notice it's not really affecting you, so you're fine. Okay, that was a lot of okay. Build up for nothing. That was. Yeah, well, nothing. Okay. Does, go in in that wall? Bonus action range and move in 20ft? From my range of action straight ahead. That's the last place that's on the big guy. Two, three, four, probably. |
| Well, as far as I can get right there. I'll let you come and I probably bump into something squishy. So as you kind of move in, you're getting right up and you can feel the presence right in that area right there. |
| Start swaggered. |
| In and I will. Go reckless so I can make it an even. Even, let's have I want to just do it this way so I don't have a disadvantage. To one. And, the explosive thing in front and, it's. I don't do anything on that player to raid class and, three raids. Class put on the team's lowest. |
| Number. If that changes anything. |
| All of those will heads. |
| And. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You just see what's inside of that. I want to do the opposite thing. |
| Behind the scenes inside the, the opposite of what I wanted to do. Okay. |
| Over to the mages. |
| Click on that. You see him now? I know it just cause I can't see anything either, so. Yeah. Oh, I had to kind of, |
| Barlow had a good idea, though, of where? All these five. Ten. More than anybody else. Since he was right, there was a total damage. Actually, let me double check to see if there have any 45. What's the damage types? |
| Acid and slash. So the acid you notice is only half. So it's got a Resistance on the acid. Okay. Four points less on the attack. So it's the total. The. We're six points less. Sorry. 45. So minus six will be 39. |
| 39. Thanks. That's for sure. You know, as you go in there, I'm going to just. Oh, the my movements just circle around this guy. Oh, so you did this reckless right? Put my hands on him real quick. Does a yeah, I did reckless does this in the dark okay. Yep, yep yep. That's all the reason why I did it. |
| Because I knew I had disadvantage. No worries. That's why I just one double check. Go going for Berserker. And I'm gonna. Keep my hands on his body as I'm swinging around him and hitting him and punching him and slashing at him. And I'm going to swing around his body to get to as close to the lava as I can. |
| I can probably feel it and see it probably from here. I'm not sure, but you won't be able to see it because you're still enveloped by the Darkness. But that's my turn. Definitely feel the heat. As you. That's right. You also kind of hear, like, a, A voice trying to to to kind of, they starts pleading to, to rescue you hear a little voice just kind of in a soft kind of, please help me, help me. |
| And that's your turn. Calliope. You're up with, shadow on deck. Okay. Just to give you the effect, I cannot see anything. And everyone's in front of me. |
| And I sense where this thing is, like, do I know what it looks like? You. I mean, you didn't get a chance to see anything yet since you were around the corner. You were. You've heard, though, in the last room that there was a one, another one of these six headed creatures which you have seen by other large. |
| You have. You haven't seen. They're huge. Since you guys were in, Toril way back when. Okay. Would I to say, just aim down the hallway. Just came down the hallway. Okay. I'm room. Don't worry about anything. Dissident whispers. That one. I think you need to see that, don't you? It says one creature of your choice within range. |
| So specifically looking for that and say that you have to see, though that's usually the. Yeah. Where they try to get you, you know, and of your choice within range. Can you, |
| It doesn't say that you have to be able to see them. So I'm going to go ahead and allow it. Okay. So, you know, a wisdom saving throw starts. |
| It gets a 2030. Oh, okay. There is a half on a failed. Let's expose this half as much. So it's. Let's examine. Okay. So that was 386. |
| Five. |
| Barlow would be the only one probably here. A little bit of, a little. One of the heads kind of hisses a little bit as it takes that damage. And I still don't know where anybody else is in there, basically. Like, I don't know where everybody's lined up, you know? Okay. All right. Darkness is fun. |
| I should I think that's all I can do. The Darkness is. Yeah, I think that's what, like, you got it. Okay. And hide things again for you. Shadow, you are up. We got a bunch of wonky, and then it'll be bastion soon. Oh. Well, |
| It's really not much I can do, because I know if I throw any ground spells. Barlow's in there. So I'm just going to try to, shoot where I last saw him. At a disadvantage. You got it. |
| Is eight plus 14. |
| 24, 24. I will go ahead and say that hits. Okay. And then the second one. |
| These are both really good. Same thing. 24. That one doesn't hit the. I'm just kidding. That one would hit just as well. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, so I remember you might have a number for one plus two numbers. Feel good points I might have. What? Oh, you know what? I'm going to say that those numbers only last year in that session, I'm not even gonna have those things carry over. |
| Okay? Wait. Wait, wait. You and Barlow have wait. Number 2320. But I never got a chance to really use them. Wait, does Faerie Fire Work in magical Darkness? I think so, yeah, that's. Let's say as far as the spell. As long as it doesn't say, each object in AQ within range is outlined. And a creature in the area when the spells cast is also outlined. |
| If it fills. I think yeah, that's I think the point, verifier is meant to be something the combat magical Darkness. Right. So it just says when you cast it, it's anything in that area. Okay. Fuck it. I'm going to do that because I think that's more helpful for the party than two strikes. Can you do an attack in a spell? |
| I mean, instead, will you let me do this instead of the attack? Yeah. This one time, it maybe it's okay. I already rolled. If you want me to save it for next time, it's your call. It's okay. You don't ever use it. So I get it. And I don't Sleep on the couch. I'm just go. No, I wouldn't make you Sleep on the couch. |
| No kidding. But, I think that. Yeah, shadow would have remembered even if, Jamie forgot, so I'll let us. Yeah. I never have a reason to use it. Cool. So it is a so this is a save, or is it just so. Yeah, it's a dexterity saving throw. Okay, so 16 right. It says right there. Dex. Oh he. |
| Yeah. So the big guy here, you can see him. |
| And it's a cube right. 20ft cube. Ten I'm I would have thrown it right where I saw him last. Like where I saw the big guy before things went black. So we'll, we'll say is it, show me where the center point would be. So I can kind of figure who would. I can only see this person. |
| So I would have been like near the front of him or the the, the middle of him. Right. That's I'm trying to kind of gauge because I, he is like a he's taking up 15 by 15. Okay. |
| Then I would have tried to do it like. |
| Maybe like. Here. But. It's a rate. Wait. All right. It's more towards the front of radius. That's a big cube. It's a ten foot radius. It's a 20ft cube. Yeah, yeah, that's is ten feet, but I don't. Weird. Why also doing it at an angle I don't know, they're. |
| I like that right. Oh yeah. I see that one better. Why does it look bigger? |
| So it'll probably pretty much cover. Okay, so Barlow and these four guys. Okay, so he's spotted, what's their Dex? |
| What's, Yeah, it's one foot cube meets it or meets a beachhead. So that guy's fine. |
| Those two are both fine. That one fails so you can see the same guy here, the big guy here, and this little guy around the corner. Barlow would be able to see him kind of glowing through the. You'd see the faint outline of them, even through the Darkness. So even if you're outside the Darkness, you can kind of see this little faint lights of them, kind of outlining them. |
| And Barlow is, you're fine. So it doesn't Light you up. They're like little tiny iridescent owl. There's just these two here. Let's see. We have a little teeny tiny sparkles. |
| Of pink on them. |
| She's gonna throw it like a glitter bomb. Like one of those boxes that. What's his face? Make some people steal packages. She's going to, like, throw it in the middle of the room. That's going. You got anything else? Then for your bonus. No, I can't do bonus action Hunter's Mark. Because that is a level one, though. Nope. |
| Also, at this point, you, you all the little, little, like, shaped thing that you guys all had on you for, not doesn't matter anyways. But in case you want to still use it after this fight is gone. So the, pass that checks, right? Right. Yeah. No, I don't have anything else I can do. All right, let's do some bad guy action. |
| The first one comes up. Papa. Papa! Papa! Papa, Papa, a lot of text. |
| That's a bad. Guys. |
| I guess he's going to go ahead. |
| It's need. |
| He's going to get right up and the hallway. Doesn't. Yes, she. No. One of these keys allows me that. No. |
| Shift me. |
| There. So he's right there, all up in your face. There, shadow. |
| What is that? 17. Does I hit? Yeah. No. This. |
| 12. But then the next one's going to be 821. Yep. All right, so you see it? It swings at you twice with its scimitar, and then I, like, lunges at you and bites you. |
| For a little bit. Six points of piercing. |
| Ooh. Then that's pretty big, though. |
| 16 points of poison damage. Ten points of poison? Yeah. He's cutting out. All right. I heard him. 16 points of poison. |
| But not Poisoned. Right. You know, okay, as a the things bite into you, it gets a it doesn't get a bit of a hold with the teeth puncture your skin, but that also you feel just like a bit of the poison kind of just injected into your veins. I think you're muted. Oh, I was muted. Can you hear me now. |
| Yep. Okay. So yeah the things that seem to, to sink in his hard but he kind of like was able to exert a lot of the poison into you. Yeah. But you're not Poisoned. It just poison damage. That's taxed. It's going to go ahead and stay there. The next guy. |
| These guys don't really have much, do they? |
| I guess we'll have him. Have a chance. We'll go ahead and do an attack on Barlow. I can see the blood. Oh, wait. |
| Yeah. That's going to be 15. The hits you. |
| Missed. |
| And a 14. Advancement missed. Two. So you miss, you hear, like, the swoosh. And, you also hear a Light, like you feel like him kind of coming at you. You're able to kind of like, block him with your elbow a bit, just like instinct and will the next guy. It's the big guy. I know you're there. |
| You get smaller around. One thing you're noticing, though, is that the dark doesn't seem to be affecting them. It's almost as if they train in the dark a lot for fighting. That's going to be 23, the hit. But I guess they can see all the hand gestures I make know it. But it's it's more honest truth. It's it's not so much that they they can see you, but they know where you are. |
| You definitely get in the feeling like the dark is not hindering them. That does hit. Them. Oh, no. I'm the. |
| Sorry. That should have been 27. |
| 27 damage. No. 27 The hit. Sorry, I was looking at the wrong sheet. That's going to be, Yes, yes. |
| That's me. 14 points of slashing damage. The first attack. |
| That's going to be another 27 to hit. Ouch. Okay. That's going to be 18 damage slashing damage that six on both. And the constrict attack. |
| 22 |
| That hits, so at this, this is the constrict attack as the tail comes up around you. So you take. |
| Nine points of bludgeoning damage. |
| Ouch. And 12 points of acid damage. You are now Grappled. |
| And you remember that when you're Grappled with this creature, you take damage with this on your turn. Yeah. And now that it's got you, it's going to go for the flurry of blows. Flurry of bite attack. For a 26 to hit. |
| Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ouch. Shit. That's a big one. And that's not a reload thing, is it? Why didn't I do that? I feel like I should have done that one last. I know I didn't. |
| Well, I mean, you are the, |
| So it's 21 points of piercing. Oh, the good thing is that you're able to bluff, that you get ten and 21 points of poison damage as the 21 as it's holding you in its tail. The the all the heads, all six of them are like it's like attacking you in, rapid fury. That would be its turn. |
| Black bastion, you are up, sass. I am up next. All righty. I'm going to cast, Just spell magic. To get rid of this Darkness. |
| Thank you. And I'll cast it at a fourth level spell so it automatically takes effect. |
| For you spell as Darkness. Fourth level. Is Darkness a fourth level? I don't know, that's, the first one, but you cast it that I'm casting the base level. The left. Yeah, it doesn't say it automatically. There's still a but it. |
| When you cast the spell using a spell slot fourth level or higher, you automatically end the effect of the spell on the target. If the target is equal to or less than the spell slot used. So as long as it so. In other words, if you're using fourth level, if if he is the fourth level or below, it's gone. |
| So yeah, it's going to be gone. |
| I like how you ask me the question, when only you would know. Well, no Darkness a I mean, he could have cast Darkness at a higher level, I think. I just can't remember what level the Darkness was. Right. But there's no way for me to know you have Darkness in your spellbook, don't you know I don't? Oh, that's that's all right, then I will. |
| Yeah. Russian right here. And I will take a stab at this guy. You got it. |
| Well, that was a reaction to casting the spell. I have two attacks. I can cast another spell. You don't have two actions. You can if you do an attack you can do two attacks, but you don't have two actions. |
| Okay. Yeah. You can. Yeah you're right. You do have the ability though. If one of your actions can be a cantrip, that's what it is. But you can't put a full level spell on there. |
| Okay. Then I will just, cast Hex, then. And I'll Hex go. Is that. What is that? |
| Because that's a spell, though, right? Is that a level spell or. Oh, no, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah, it is first level. Okay then. Never mind. I am not going to rush in that. No, no, I'm going to stay out. |
| Yeah. This is a kind of a boss fight, guys. So let's. |
| I can see that's all we can see now. I will pop one of the diamonds on my brooch to give me Resistance. Then, well, I think that that has this or. No. Is that to put a provision in there that use the bonus action, I think. Yeah, it's a bonus action. That's right. That's why I did that. |
| Okay. All right. Cool. All right. So I think you have just one Diamond left in the right now. Yep. I mean I can replace them I got I got the diamonds but yeah already. So Barlow you see, all of a sudden everything's, the Darkness dissipates, since you're the only one kind of in the thick of it all. |
| So now you can see this creature that's, holding you, even though you could kind of already notice it as it. Because it was, highlighted with the very fire. So the big scale here is what's holding me. You can still see I'm like, in this space, you can still see a bit of the glitter with him. |
| And the guy that's behind you. I can see everyone in the hallway now, and I go, yep, he's got me again. Now, let's see here. Veronica's back. She's going to log on. Okay. And in a second. |
| Good timing. So sure. So, she's going to the bathroom, but what? No, she's got to log on first. Oh, too bad. |
| She'll get. Let her make her decisions. |
| Sure saw Sean. What did she think of, Zelensky and, shit. And, Trump's. I was actually a little meeting. I'm actually surprised on how many conservatives are even, like. Wow, that was shameful. Like the Republicans in office are like, oh, my God, I've never seen such great strength and power. Biden will never be like this strong. |
| But like on Reddit, the conservative, subreddit, even there, there's some of the conservatives are like, wow, that was pretty bad. Like what is going on here? So that's kind of awful. I'm I'm, all I can say is that the, the story of, Trump being a, double agent, a double agent is making a lot of for concerns, for sure. |
| He's up at the very least. And he was like, well, you know, Ukraine should have started the war. And everyone's like, what? You know who? They didn't start the war. Yeah. He let it start. He it's all it's his fault. And everyone's like that's like telling Poland it was their fault. World War Two started like, And then everyone's still like, what the like I guess Trump was like, you don't understand. |
| I just stopped the war from two other countries. I'm not gonna say who it was, but they talk to me and I've stopped it. It didn't happen. Nothing happened because I talk to them and everyone's like, what's he talking about? And everyone's like, you know, he's just making it up. Like, come on. What gets to me, though, is how the Republican Party is still just like making up countries step lock in with him. |
| And that's what gets to me the most, where they're just like, yeah, we're still right there with you, buddy. |
| It's a cult. Now, I everything I ever wondered about when I was a kid is now make sense out of World War Two happen. Okay. That's how the Holocaust happened. Gotcha. I see a Nazi. |
| Or I used to think that that was possible. I'm like reliving the history we're Living. This. Unfortunately, I didn't see the, interview. I guess we'll also watch it some other time. Yeah. It's like scolds him for not saying thank you to Trump. Well, what the guy's like. Why? Why aren't you wearing a suit? You come to the white House, you can't wear a suit. |
| And he's like, dude, I'm in the middle of a fucking war back home. Like. Like I'm not in an office every day. Like I'm actually, he's actually he's leading the army. And when we when we, when we win or something like. Yeah, when it stops, then I'll wear the costume. Yeah. Yeah. He was Trump was just an asshole. |
| Like straight up or face. Well and it seems like that's when the playing events motherfucker I'm going to a bunker and I'm standing in it to. He ain't got shit to do when I get home. |
| Shameful. I just like it how everyone's on like, Ukraine side except Trump. Well, there's a lot of Republicans that have been against it, but it seems like for a while anyways, Russia, the Russian propaganda has been through and that's why I like that. Now the guy from Fox News is like on Russian news, like the Russians had taken over the NRA years ago, and then they already saw how all this money, money was funneling from straight from Putin's people through the NRA into the GOP. |
| Like, this isn't news. We already saw that. That's when the NRA, especially with the NRA going bankrupt and everything, it started becoming public records. Yeah. |
| But you probably seen a lot of what the freaking Melania and Trump coins. I the all that money was probably straight from Russia. It was like how do we make this legitimate. Hey we'll just sell a coin that we can't control. Who buys the coin. Oh Trump lost that. Or I guess I should say, people lost $12 million. |
| The Trump coin. Well, of course, could Trump coin was a, a pump and dump. And it was only, like I said, it was only built just so that way. The first day he went, the day he became it was the day of or the day before he became president. And that's pretty much what it was like. The most people buying into it was just, hey, we we bought same thing that his dad did to him when he owned the casino. |
| His dad bought a bunch of the coins. The token put it with the house. It I, you know, now, I it's been so long. Chips to the dad, but like, millions dollars worth of chips and never brought the chips back. That was their way of depositing money from his dad into the casino. |
| So they've they've done this before. |
| But I don't know. Veronica. Hurry up. Your husband's got me torn off about Trump. Yeah, I finally had a reprieve. She's not even on. |
| He's worked on a book about her. Yeah. Sean says hurry up, but your husband has me talking about Trump. I did not tell her. It's actually her turn in the combat. Oh, and it's your turn. I don't know. It was just your turn. And then she said that you got home, and I was like, all over them. |
| Let her go. Just so that way you're kind of cut off, then. Everybody had finished a short rest. I should have double check that, you still are absent a few hit points. I don't know if you used your hit dice already to kind of raise yourself up. I'll give you a chance right now if you want to. |
| Before you actually entered the fray. And I should have actually made sure I hit the, short rest on you just in case. So. Because you can use hit dice, to kind of, return some of your hip, to, to roll for some hit points back if you want. Right. I did give everyone a last minute chance on that. |
| When we first came back, there was, Barlow intimidated, the creature that you guys had, captured on the last fight. He said, that pretty much there was, some people to the east. But if you guys went south and then to the west, southwest, you would find, well, where you are now. That's where it seems that the, the Plants are growing out of the lava. |
| You guys did kind of come. You guys snuck through the hallways. Barlow. Well, you guys also found a key, so then I didn't have to worry about traps and locks as much. Came into this room here. There's one of the six headed creature things. There's a couple other guys in here. There's a wall of lava where the Plants are growing out of. |
| Actually, from your spot, you wouldn't really know what was going on, I guess. So it doesn't really matter. So. So, yeah. Go ahead and, Mark, how many hit dice you use and, put the hit points into your hit points. And then it is your turn. Or if you didn't use it, remember we had a bonus of a one d8 healing because our Bard was using for Song of rest. |
| Oh, we were taking our one. Our break. Good point. So yeah, next to the eight at the end of it that you did that at the end of what? What they're in short rest or toothless rest or whatever. I do, so we use that. But I think you get it back with whatever stuff. But sorry, I didn't quite get. |
| What's the what's the extra one? D8 for hit points from, Calliope would have been. Oh. Okay, so I'll do my one d8 now for cool. I can add into my sheet. You're right for her points anyways, so you're fine. Okay, okay, so I can't see very much at all. So I think around the corner there. |
| Okay. So is everyone up to the north? Yeah. Is that were combated? Okay. I can't get through though, because of all. Well I mean, you can go through friendlies, but then you're not going to be able to really get through anything because it is blocked by, a snake creature at the in the hallway. Okay. Does anybody need to plug in the general? |
| Does anybody need healing? The only person in there like that I can get to. Because if I can't, if I can't see an enemy, there's nothing I can do. You would have hurt shadow taking some damage around the corner. Okay. Can I get to her? Because. Yeah, I mean, I'm. I'm not bad. If you want to save your spells or. |
| Now that you can see. Now that you can see this guy, can I, can I share this spot here, send something off and then go back. I'll let it slide. It wouldn't be. Yeah, Weird about that, but I'll let it go. Okay. Just so I can do something you're not really supposed to. Let's take the whole thing. But. |
| Yeah. So such tight quarters in here. I'll lay down. She can step over me. Yeah. Shadow duck. All right, so the Chill Touch 18 to hit. I do believe that hits 11. Necrotic. You. |
| All right. Just for the fun of it. Because I can. My bonus action. I'm going to Heal shadow. I'm death. The kid did it. Sounds to me like she was really hurt and really kind of heard. She says she's not, but she should know that if she takes four more hits like that, she'd be Dead. That's okay. |
| I'm just trying to figure out what level I'm gonna. |
| But as far as our capitals, yeah. All right, I'm good. I can handle level three. |
| So does that mean she gets 8.8? 8.68 point? Sweet. That is perfect. Does that is it or do I want a higher spell. So it goes to. Yeah. Yeah. So the six she get is eight. And it normally would have been eight. So it comes out 16 total okay. So 1616 health points for you. And then I'm going to go back. |
| There. Ready one I gotta remember that I've got this. My bonus actions are healing. That's what I need to be doing is going to slither up to where it sees this guy over here being held by his friend. |
| Come join the party. Bad. And now that everything's not in Darkness, he's to do this. It's fine. Okay, Mr. Biden. Okay, so. |
| So, 17. The hits kind of miss, right? Who? Miss. You can't really constrict since you're already constrict. Oh, shit. Look at that. Two 20s. Both 20s. Oh, natural. 20. Don't like that. So I think that's going to appropriate. Can I roll these one? Two doubles ones? Does my market adventurer flare up? |
| Dude, so what these are, you think it's me? Unfortunately, it doesn't Work that way. We'll just do what was going to be that, so that's fine. |
| Okay, so that's 22. It's going to be 26 points of slashing damage. Yeah. And for the bite I Holy shit. Another 20. I call shenanigans it. It's dice. That's the bite attack. It's, the big sword guy on top that's shooting doing this. Me 14. Yeah. They got right above you. That's 18 points of, piercing damage. |
| That's not too bad. 12, 12 points of poison damage. I got low rules on that one. Ouch. What, are you not looking good? Well, good. |
| Yeah. Did they Slow? Overpowered, Well. I'm fine. I still got double digit. No. Yeah, but I'm also afraid because you're about to take damage when it's your turn. |
| Oh, yeah. All right, so, this guy's turn. |
| This guy. |
| And, Only Barlow. It I've noticed it all of a sudden. Kind of seems to. You can't tell where he went. |
| Oh. |
| You all right? Your turn. Barlow. So now one of them disappeared. And Athena. Anathema. Sorry to make an save or anything. Oh, no, it's just automatic target. And the target is Restrained, and it takes bludgeoning damage. |
| I never rolled for my concentration chest guard of each turn. |
| Ten. So that's. |
| 18 points of bludgeoning. |
| 18 and five points of acid. |
| I get acid on the squeeze, too. As it starts squeezing you. You can feel it like tightening on you. And it doesn't really say how it happens, but I'm guessing, like, in between where the scales are, like a little bit of acid kind of just seeps through the scales until you. So technically everybody's supposed to be having advantage on these guys because of Faerie Fire. |
| And also they can't go Invisible. Okay, technically, the only the big guy and the one that's on the other side of Barlow, they're the little guy, so we should have. I don't think anybody's attacked them yet. Okay, I couldn't remember. So. |
| But those two, you. Do you guys have advantage on. And they can't go Invisible. Okay, so the one that disappeared was not in the Fairy fire, that it was not in the Fairy fire. Okay? |
| And here's how I do that. Although, didn't Barlow just notice that he's not sure what happened? So it could have been anything, you know, just was okay to the. So you're. I'm going to, Yeah. Okay. I want to break this grapple. Okay? Okay. I'm going to disappear from this. |
| So strength versus bludgeoning or a DC six Athletics, if you remember the 16, I think you can do it. Athletics. Check. I think you can use the other one for Grant if you're the on the, trying to escape. Oh, it's the same. It's the same strength. Okay, okay. And it's the same. But because I'm raising, I have advantage of, I guess the old. |
| Buck 15. Oh, no. As you try as you will, you're not able to to escape his grasp. |
| So that's how that takes my whole action. Is that part of my attack? Action? That's your action? Yeah. Let me double check here. That's my action. The target is Grappled. Escape DC 17 and still grapple in the target as Restrained takes. It doesn't say like you. You get a chance to. So you're just trying to break the grapple. |
| So that would be. I believe that's your action is not how it normally you to break a grappling hook. It is your action. And. You just double check. Okay. And then I see when I was going to use your action to escape and bonus action. |
| Your Potion for burning. Give me, this position. Oh, why the hell not? Your Healing Potion. What's a greater Potion? Greater, I don't remember. For cream or d for plus for. I'll take a look at you. If you do it on a bonus action, you have to do the rolls. If you use an action for a Potion, you get the full 100% of it. |
| Oh, no. Shit. Oh, that's what I. Yeah. When I, when I change it into a bonus action, I kind of like I saw this one. I like that idea. So there's still, an incentive to use your action. |
| To drink a Potion. Okay. You said greater. You. Then I'm going to pop the cork and say, bottoms up. I hope I will see you guys when I wake up. |
| So 14. Yeah, for D4 plus four. And like for you, it is. |
| Two ones and two fours. You got that mean? Yeah. I want to. Hey, back to double digits. |
| That's that's all I can do. All righty. Calliope, you're up. Shadow on deck. Okay, we're going to try this new boss first. And. |
| So it is a wisdom. Wisdom's. |
| Just on the guy, I guess. That's in the hallway there. |
| It's a wisdom save, what, 16? Correct. |
| 13 spells. Wait. Okay, so three d6. |
| Nine. You got. |
| Anything else? Okay, there's something else. It wasn't there. |
| Oh, I got psychic damage and must immediately use its action. Yeah, on a failed save, if available to move as far as its speed allows. Away from you. So you. Nice. It runs off into the other, back into the room. So was that. I can't really see. Is I helping them? I'm not being nice. He ran all the way back into the other room. |
| Okay. Oh, that helps a lot. Okay, good. Oh you're welcome. So you can attack of opportunity. Good. I would actually shadow. You would because he he moved on his own volition. He wasn't not forced a force push. Yeah. |
| Could I do a claw attack? Since my, bow would be? Because it has to be mainly, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay. No, it's a natural one. No. Go ahead and get me another d20, though. Fuck would you get? That's a natural one. Cool. Thank you. A first one. That one. You feel an itch where your tattoo is? |
| Come on, man, don't give me fleas. Anything else? Can I be, Did I use my song of rest this time, or did we do a short rest in between? There was a short rest, the that you took me, that you used it in. I don't know if I supposed to mark something or not. Okay. |
| But. Yeah, you used it, and then a short rest. |
| It doesn't say. If it, like, Regenerate after a short rest on this year. I'll put it in chat. All right. Look, I don't know if that's an action or if I could use it as a bonus. Beginning at second level, you can use soothing music to, So during a short rest of you or, can hear it. |
| So you gave a little performance indicating that was only during. Yeah. Never mind. I misread. Yeah. It's it's an hour of us listening to you just play a beautiful melody or something that makes us feel better. Okay? I don't have any healing, you guys. I'm sorry. That's okay. All right, that's it. All righty. Shout you're up. Okie doke then the one T and then Bastion and Sass. |
| Okay, I am going to up cast. |
| No, because that's, the big guy we have advantage on. Right? Yep. Because he's outlined everything is concentration. All right. Two shots. The big guy. |
| And that one's cocked. |
| When you concentrate. All right, now the Fairy fire. Fairy fire. All that you two. Three. So that is a 17 to hit. We'll hit. Okay. And then the second one. Yeah. Yeah, the second one would be, 32 to hit that. That one doesn't hit right. Okay. The first one will be with my swarm damage. And I will. |
| Is that a 1 or 7? That's the one. So I'll use my feet to reroll it. Another one on a roll, guys. That. The first strike is. |
| 25. You know, it's like, no good. Yeah. 25. 25. Damage. Correct. |
| Stupid dice. And the second strike. Is 16 damage. |
| How much do you say? 16. Yeah, yeah, that's some pretty decent damage. Yeah, I roll two ones on two of the eight. |
| Then I so can only see that guy, but I'm going to step a little bit closer. Does he. Does he have a ten foot reach? But I've known that from the other guy. From fighting this creature. Actually, technically it's constricts. It's actually much longer. Is actually longer than that. You you do know that he's got some reach with all of his attacks? |
| Okay. And then exactly how bad does Barlow look? He looks bad. Looks real bad. Okay, well, now that I hit my strikes, then I will drop concentration on very fire and up cast Healing Spirit. |
| So that will be. I'm sorry. Actually, what was your roll? You missed it by one, Shit. I just realized something. What? Barlow might have been saved. Actually. |
| I just need to retcon one thing real quick. I forgot to look at something. Barlow, as you were trying to fight out of it, it. Was. Yeah. You missed it by one. So you would have been able to have a plus two added to the roll. You don't know why, but you here as you were trying to fight out of the, the construction, you kind of, you hear some noise, like the something from the cage, and then was just enough to kind of, like, almost give you, like, the motivation, like, break out of it. |
| Sorry. I totally forgot about that. So, Okay. Surface. All right. Sorry I asked at that right now. Let's try to see if there's something else you could do. And I realize that he has that. |
| That's okay. So I'm going to up cast Healing Spirit. Where is my spirit totem? Right on your face. The river. |
| Then tell us, Burns, whenever you or a creature moves into it for the first time on a turn or starts your turn there. So at the top of your turn. Shit. You just had your turn. That's okay. You take two d6. Keyleth. Yeah. |
| Sure. Okay. Are you sure? All right, so no more Fairy tales? Oh, no. |
| Was it that helpful? I feel like it wasn't that helpful. It gives advantage on the tax. So there is that that. Hey, I know, but he's hurting. The spell. Is that what a bonus action spell is that one it is. Yeah. Well, anything else I can do? Very fire. Oh, you can? Yeah, I have, That Wishing Powder that I bought, creative spirit artifact so I can pass it. |
| And anything else other, And so. All right. He, Let's see, get a chance to fight this. Well, I I'm just going to step up because I want to block the doorway so they can't get in the hallway. |
| The creature doesn't move until there's a successor. Says bastion. Are you inside there in the room? Nope, I am not. I'm not sure. Okay, so I think the Dissonant Whispers isn't like it doesn't still hold. So after he's moved and he's fine, |
| So then I guess he's going to go back up there and attack. Use. |
| Actually. |
| That's. |
| So that's going to be, 21 to hit. So, you. |
| For eight points of slashing damage. |
| So I'm not going to miss, obviously. And a 24 that's going to hit for another five, nine points of slashing damage. So it hit strikes out at you with its scimitar hits misses and then it hits again. He's going to go ahead and back up. So that way the big guy can have room at you guys. You do get an attack of opportunity on him. |
| Oh, I just barely beat it. Can't save. Okay. What concept are you doing? Because I'm concentrating. Oh, because of concentration. Good point. Thank you. No, that's a ten. Okay. That says turn. |
| He is going to try to get this thing out of here. |
| Just fucking with that. He fails. |
| Be his turn. Anathema. Anathema. Sorry. Did you hit him? Reckless last time? Barlow? I don't think it did, because he was. I didn't hit him at all. I tried to break down, okay, but I just tried to break it. It must have. Granted, he should have. What's it call with the other guy on the other side? |
| Yeah. |
| But that one might just do. |
| That, So 25 is going to hit right? Yes. |
| That's 13 points of slashing damage as its first claw misses. But the second claw is. It takes purchase. All right. |
| We still get to have that right. Are you raging, slashing ones? Yeah, yeah. What's your, AC it's the poison that's giving me. Yeah. It's 20. Okay. All right. So as it strikes out at you with the, the constrict attack, it tries to kind of grab at you again, but misses. And then the same with the flurry of fights. |
| Bastion, you are up on deck. All right. I'm going to move in. Where's Barlow at this point? Is he outside? No, he's not down yet. You're here. Right near it. Yeah. All right. I'm going to move right next to him. And then, I don't like the way this is him right here. All right, then I'm going to, like, where's my. |
| I'm going to attack once. Oh. Not 20. Oh. All right, give me another d20. Ready. Think crit. |
| D20 five. |
| Second. Here. |
| Oh, that one does nothing. Unfortunately. Oh one through five does nothing. Okay, then I'm going to cast, two two strikes. Okay. Oh, I guess I'll do that now. Oh, so that's three just 21 hit that. That doubled the damage in there already. Yes, that one did. So let me just let me count the damage first. |
| For the first attack. Oh 17. Maybe you killed him. Oh, that's. I'm going to kill him now. When I'm done, he'll be Dead. Oh, 20. That's 30 points. |
| That's a pretty good hit. There's going to be one hit. Yes, 20 one's going to hit. Okay. That and then another d6. I actually and then does 31 hit him? Nope. And then another d6. So what does that. 17 plus 1330 plus 333. 45 5155 oh, wait, I'm not adding any other damage in later. |
| Not. Well, we've been talking about this. Oh, hold on. 55 67. |
| 69. 73. I already counted the first attack, though. 80. 88. 88. That just on the last two are all three, plus the first one. The count, the first one off. So, okay, so then that would be -33. |
| So 55. Yeah. 36. It damn nice. And I would well done. So yeah. It's you, strike out of him. And the first one goes off it, you you your, your tattoo even lights up a little bit off the, the power that you swing into there, and then you instantly cast off the True Strike twice, because of your gantlet bam bam. |
| And every blade singing ability, a lot, which allows you to do the cantrip. Anything else? Nope. That's it. That's your, up. All right, let's see here. Oh, I can move. That. |
| Can I sense that? Did I hear that? Barlow's hurting? Yeah. What? I've heard that in the hall as you come around the hallway, you can see, like, he looks pretty beat right now. You can see, like, on his fur, little tinges of, like, kind of from acid that had kind of gone on to him. Can I see him? |
| He's just on the other side of the big guy. He's. He's under my spirit. Oh, okay. That's fine. Wait, this is him right here. Yeah. Oh okay. So I can't see okay cool. Yeah. That'll help a little bit here. And See. All right. So. |
| We're going to hit the big guy. |
| With that shelf that weight that |
| Which I should also note long is in the other you guys. You notice that one of the snake heads on here, the big the what seems to be the center one also has one of those blue crystals. Ooh, I couldn't hear all that. What? It also happens to have one of those blue crystals that you'd seen in the other one. |
| It doesn't mean anything just like that. |
| But I realize I didn't say that. We're going to try Eldritch Blast on this guy. You got it. Hey! No! Do it! |
| Do you want to. We'll hit. |
| 28, but only 3 or 4. So I need to do each one individually. Yes. Separate attack roll for each one. Okay. And I can do four. Okay. So that was just the first one. So here's two. |
| Three I'm just doing I'm doing them all on the same guy. No one is. Yep. Nice. So I'm assuming 12 doesn't hit with integration. Yeah. The first two hits. And then the third one kind of like goes like a little bit off. And then the last one hits and he's hurting 838 and five. |
| And then I'm going to Heal Barlow. Do you suppose. Nope. Yeah. Healing Word is range of 60ft into bonus action. So we're. Yeah. Because. Yeah. Eldritch plus this seven. So you're five cantrip. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a cantrip. And it's the. All four of those were not part of the one. I just want double check. |
| Yeah, okay. |
| And we'll do it at a higher level because I know Barlow's hurting. Let's see what we can give him. |
| Not as much. 14 in. Yeah 14 double or so. It's like 2020 hit points. So I will. Oh boy. Long as I hit with regular times. Not elemental attacks. Becomes a big boy with these guys though. It's always better than a little something for you, Barlow. Oh, yeah. Every little bit of something. Need a little something. Okay, well, then, give him a little zing up his for abomination. |
| I think that's the best. |
| That's, All right, so it's going to swing at you, with its scimitar. It misses, it bites at you, and it misses. But then this one does also have a constricted attack. Who's. Who's swinging at who? This, this guy right here is swinging a Barlow. Okay, I want to use my, my wings. Oh, on him for that last one. |
| Yeah. So what's I do? He gets add plus for those AC. Oh, well, that's perfect because, 24. Yeah. So that's perfect. So as, as you see the tail coming up to kind of, grab at Barlow, you see this like this, like, well, you describe what the the wing looks like because I think the wing comes out and kind of protects them is not how it works. |
| Yeah. The wing basically, the, a wing grows out of my back and sort of, like, shelters him. Does it look more like solid or spectral? Kind of like, see through. It's a little more spectral. Kind of wing like. Like shimmering Silver. Oh, and that's enough, actually, to protect them. So, So that was his attack. |
| I never got to. You have a heart? Yeah. Barlow, you are up. Calliope on deck and shadow. |
| Barlow, take points for me. 2D six. Okay, I roll it, okay? Sure. |
| No matter who's that way, you can't blame her or spell, so you might want to roll it. I can roll it. Yeah. Oh. That's good. What would I have? That's fun. Oh, that's not how it works, James. It doesn't matter. It's fine. I only would have gotten you at ten. It does. Oh, well, it does. It does Work that way. |
| Yeah, yeah. Because if I were to roll, that's what I would've gotten. It would have been a different role than the one that you just did. No, it would have been that one. That's how the dice gods Work. Reckless, reckless on this. That's sneaking behind me. I don't know what the fuck is doing. You see him kind of like trying to take the cage off of the wall. |
| Probably don't want him to do that. Oh, yeah. I don't know why. So I'm going up. Oh. So is that your text? I, I didn't see that one, too. Yeah. I'm attacking 23 and 23 aces. Yeah. And then the last. |
| 22. Yeah. All three of them hit. So I'll hit. Okay. |
| Let's see. 18 assets. The other thing on there that that was, Oh yeah. Got answer. I got 13in in all that. No you're fine. He doesn't. He's not one of them. He's a he's like one of the little peon dudes. So, what are we looking at here? Okay. 46 total, 46 total. Nice. Yep. Not quite Dead, but he's he definitely. |
| He's not going to take in another attack like that. |
| As you're three strikes across an attack, he's trying to kind of still go for that thing up there. But he's also looking at you. |
| Bonus action of as of in the air. So for what? With me? You got it. And that's my turn. Calliope, you're on up. Shot on deck. Okay, I'm going to attempt to. Who's in the door last year? Yes. And then shout out and shout out. Okay, I'm going to go right up behind SAS, and I'm going to try to toss the Wishing Powder to, |
| Shadow. |
| Me okay. I just like, you can just hand it to him. Yeah. And go through starts to do it. You know, you can go through friendlies. As long as you don't stop. There's the whole thing. Okay. Can. Well, they'll. All right. Can you throw it into the room? They can take, what's going to be your action? |
| I'll make. How big is the hallway? You've only got like 15 more feet of hallway. Then it's the room. Would I be able to get up there and throw it? Yeah. Okay, I do that. You know, so, I mean, I dodge back behind us. I think you had enough movement for that. I'm sure you did. What's. |
| Yeah. What's the thing for the powder? There's some that, there's in shades of Gold and Silver. When tossed into the air, it creates a very high effect for one minute that all it says on there, then? Yeah. So, yeah, it'll be pretty much cast. We'll just say it's, it's same as casting it. So, so it's just a one minute versus a concentration for however long. |
| Okay. Good point. My way. Right. And, you know, it's just the question though, is where are you throwing it in the air? Like, I had the bad guys would, Oh, be nice. I'll say that. You kind of threw it over to the right where. So that way as well, I, I was going to hand it to the shadow because you can see the entire room. |
| Yeah. But you to take them as well. So the you would be able to pass right through them, which means that, I'll say that you were able to find a throw that goes against these three guys here. Here, just give me a, ranged attack. Let's do that. Yeah. If she can, I'll use that when this thing goes for that. |
| Just a d20. Yeah. D20 with your Dex and, proficiency or, I don't think get proficiency because you're not proficiency with throwing. So just be, Yeah. You're Dex. |
| Just zero. I think so. D20 one. Okay. It is, but awesome. So great. Do me a favor. Sorry. Oh, no. Does it hit faster? Does it hit shadow? |
| Roll another day. Can I just hand it, Nope. To it? Play me. Can you give me a d20? There's the. So it's no glitter. What? I'm going to say about you wouldn't want shadow using her action for that one. She can use our action to actually do an attack. |
| So thank you as well. So it's an action for attacking, like that advantage for anything? Yeah. No, no, I can't think of anything. So no, we're going to say is no no no wait wait wait wait. She had so she has the mirthful leap. What do you have? Like a mirthful toss from all the parts throughout her life. |
| She knows all to bomb. Yeah, but she's still got a 20, I know what is she still got a what? So what? We're going to go. So instead of throwing the powder, she just chucks the bag at the back of his head. It's, |
| Just. I mean, the entire bag instead of throwing the dust. Yeah, yeah. So we'll we'll say as it comes over here. So all these guys have to do the roll so that Barlow and Bash have to do the roll. 30. What am I wrong? D20. |
| Dexterity. Save. |
| 15 on this one. It would be a Dex save. Right. It's for best for a bastion. That's a 20. Can you move me up the door? |
| Please. |
| Thank you. Yeah. So the big guy and this guy, they both fell. |
| But the little guy that was trying to grab the cage succeeded. What did you get? Barlow? Oh. You're fine, all right, all right. So, yeah, there's no Harm that Calliope. They're just brushing glitter out of their eyeballs. And that's for one minute. Correct. Okay. What round are we on? Just in case we end up going to, |
| Okay. All right. Cool, cool. All righty. Shadow, you are up, and then a bunch of wants. Okay, you said this guy was looking really bad. Yeah. Okay. That is a dirty 20 to hit the big and the big guy in a hit. |
| Can you use the swarm on that guy? |
| Ten. 14 plus nine is 23 damage. That's enough. How you want to do this? Cool. He's looking at. I'm just going to shoot him like the the. The foreman. Magnum. The back of his head. The back of his. Where his head meets the neck. So you see, as he's still trying to kind of get this cage off the wall and then the arrow kind of goes into him. |
| And so then he's like. Like just, voluntarily let go of everything as he falls forward into the lava and you hear screams as he's very quickly, though, because the arrow was was enough to pretty much take him off. And so then he just sinks and burns and the smelling of the burned snake is not good, but he is Dead. |
| Smells like Chicken. Then for the big guy that is a 25 to hit that will hit notes with the form. Oh, actually though it does not hit you. That bastard. That was a really good damage. Roll to that one. I'm going to save as the arrow goes in. Like you feel like that tattoo. Kind of just like, all of a sudden just, gives you like a it's almost like what you would think that it would feel like if somebody did a voodoo doll and you feel like a tinge in the muscle as the arrow flies and it goes wide. |
| That would have been 35 points of damage to this one. Instead. Okay. That's all. I'm going to leave my spirit where he's at. Okay. |
| Oh, I didn't trigger that. The next guy, he is going to have seen what happened there. |
| And see. Miss me? Fuckers. From on. |
| Yeah. You see him? He's able to get the, the, thing off the wall. |
| And he runs back this way. Barlow, you can go ahead and get an attack of opportunity on them. Swing them. |
| Well. |
| That's somewhere. Well, actually, I think with these guys, they're. I don't think they have the best of, |
| The the abomination. No, he's actually them a little better, I see. So that misses. That's his turn, though. Malleus. So he's Dead. Well, of the thing. Yeah. Anathema. After getting struck by bastion. |
| Goodness. Fucking horrible rolls. I mean, that's good for you guys. It's, What's your AC right now? Bastion? Right now it is 19 one. |
| Seconds. See how that hits? All right, so the first he goes at you with two claw attacks and misses. Okay, but then the constrictor, I'm going to pop a Shield. Okay. The Shield is what? Plus five. So 24. So the strict attack is not going, and it's only for one attack. Was that for, like, a moment? |
| Just for one attack? Okay, so the constrict, which is a good one. That's the one you want to block as the tail comes up, you're able to stave that one off. Unfortunately, the Florida Knights do come to your last your entire turn. Does it? Yeah. It lasts until the start of your next perfect. Oh. But it's 24. |
| When that Shield saves, you go around. He got. I got a 27 on that last attack. So you're able to see the claws missed the constrict you were able to stave off. But the unfortunate flurry of bites is getting through with the 27 to hit. But you said 24. No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't happen like this. |
| All right. |
| Ouch. |
| So it's 32 points of piercing damage. |
| And 16 points of poison damage. Oh my God. Yeah. As the. You see, all six heads start striking that you. |
| These guys are pretty big. Bad. But that's a certain, bastion. You were up stats on that. I'm going to kill this mofo. Do it. Well, not with the 13. Jesus, that's not yet. Oh, wait. He has advantage. You have inch. Yeah, I have advantage. He's very furred. Yeah. Yep. So hold on. Let me roll that one more time. |
| There we go. There you go. Oh ho! Hey, you want to roll another one of the 20 9A9. That's better than five. And you want to get over five? I guess that's true. So yeah, you get, add a one d6 to your next d20 roll. If you, well, you're in the middle of combat, so it will be your next d20 roll. |
| Yeah. So 28. Hold on. Here, let me was the first damage here. Oh wait. Hold on. I needed two d6 to that one and one d6 to the last one because he's still hexed. Oh okay. Awesome. Then, let me. So I mean, 26 and then you added, six more. So what is that, 1906 six? That's right. |
| 30, 3935 4550 and then I got one more. So 50 so far, so. Oh. And that is does 19 hit. That does hit okay. Then I won't bother rolling another one. No. So the 50 roll d20 for hitting on advantage. You always want to do the next one in case you crit. |
| Okay. Right in crit. No. So 23. So we were at 5065. I already put the 50. Already took 50. So okay. Okay. So that would be 23 and then 29. Dang. That's a lot of damage. Downside. That thing's got to be Dead right. We'll fight back. Yeah. Why aren't you adding in the two d6 radiant damage? Yeah. |
| Yeah. Oh I didn't add it on that one. Okay. So that would mean yeah 2330 total. So. Okay. How much how much of the damage total? I, an ax. Yeah. How much was the damage total with all the attacks on me? Three 3137 plus 50. |
| 37 plus 50. So 87. Yeah. Altogether. Okay, so this. |
| That's kind of a crazy amount. That's it's not enough. But he adds, so 1 or 2. Oh, how was he not Dead. This is a boss. He's he's close though. Like ridiculously vast. He was. Yeah. It's tokens bright red now. So these are musket? Yep. I'm almost Dead. |
| Anything else you got to do? Nope. That's it. That's, Oh, wait. Oh, hold on. The last hit that he did on me is that magical damage? No, it would have been just a 32. The last strike he did on you was, him has his, six heads attacking you. Multiple Titans. Right. But is that is that. |
| It's not magical. I have Resistance. Resistance to attacks. What kind of attack was it? Was it magic? No, that's what I'm saying. It's a it's a it's a bite attack. It's okay. Then I have resistant. Oh, because of the because I have the the the workshop. |
| So I can add 16 back. Let me see here. Nothing. Flurry of blows. One creature, it's piercing damage and that. Well, there's poison damage. It was piercing and poison. So the first time I took the 16, right? The 32 and the second half was poison. Okay, so until the end of the until the spell ends, I get Resistance to non-magical, bludgeoning, piercing and slashing. |
| So whatever the piercing, that. And I don't remember what the piercing part was, but that part it was 32. Okay. Yeah, because you said it. I take 16 poison damage. Okay. That's not as bad, right? Yeah, it's not as bad. All my turn. I mean, far less was one more hit point than you, but yeah. All right. So as you were up and then some wonky action. |
| I was down to two hit points. So because you're down down to two hit points earlier. Oh geez. Oh I was. |
| All right I didn't take much. You see that the six headache feature is like seriously near death's door. So I'm going to come into the action in this flanking. |
| Where do I need to be to get advantage? I'd say one more to the like. Towards the right kind of thing. Yeah, that one's good. Anyway, he's he's lit up. Oh, yeah. You get a good point. Okay. Yeah. He's lit up, glowing primal 17. Let's go. That's exactly what I'm doing. Lighting up around. There's no reason to get unless I'm going to do Primal Savagery. |
| I do it with an advantage. 18. Okay. Yeah, but there's one thing on. There's. You got acid damage in there, and he is actually resistant to acid. |
| So it's just eight. It's 18. It's acid damage. 18 to hit 18 acid. It's, what's 18 divided by two? Nine. So close. So you didn't have that Resistance? |
| Sheldon. Shalala. Yeah. Anything else? |
| How how do I feel Barlow's doing? He's having an ambassador. I'm not doing well, so my wounds are closed, What was that? Fashion looks worse off than I did. I'll let you just say that. Okay? Using some spell slots here. But that is okay. |
| Let's do. |
| All right. Bastion, ten points. Healing array. I'm going to need a long rest to replenish health itself. The scary thing, though, is if I'm. If I wouldn't have missed some of the roles that I had, they would both be Dead. But, Oh, yeah, we can retcon. I was hoping for. That's one of the, All right. |
| I got some new abilities I want to tap into. Anything else. Kill me. Motherfucker! No. One t is, Because he's going to go ahead and attack. |
| But now I know they have acid Resistance. I'll go back to Shillelagh. Yeah, that's a natural 20. |
| I think that is. And anybody on intercom Books giving everybody a chance. If there's something that they can do to stop the 20 from going through. What was it on Barlow? Yeah, yeah. All right, I'll use my last wing. It's that at four. Oh, well, that's not going to stop on that 20, though. |
| Oh, that's what I meant from taking any damage that's going down. Oh, yeah. I can't cancel a crit. Yeah. There's, there are something I, I Calliope can't unfortunately because you can't see it from there. So I think she has something that might help like a counter term. Oh no. No. Like Silvery Barbs. Yeah. So I don't know if you have some revives or not, but I don't know. |
| Oh, okay. I do not. All right. So the first one's going to attack. So the first one got to. Yeah. Oh I'll, I'll probably survive all this shit. I got poisons, I got a roll. So that helps. Just, So that's three plus, six. So ten points of slashing. |
| Okay, we'll go ahead and do a bite for 18 to hit. That's going to miss. That's been that's a 21. The poison involved in that slash that hits. Yep. Now, if you wanted to do that bastion, you could do that. If you want to. Okay, I'll do it. I think that would be enough for him to succeed. |
| Right? 21. You're what, 20 right now. Two. That's parallel. Oh, that's one oh yeah. Yeah. So he'd be a 20 to 1. So as the details coming back around again the construct to you because that's the one that's going to be bad. The you see the the wings come out again. And so that's it. He, you see him kind of look at the guy with the cage, and he's going to kind of, try to run cover for him. |
| So we'll have him come over here, which means, Yeah. You get a, tackle opportunity there. Barlow. |
| There wasn't any, and it's advantage since he's the center. Poison damage on that hit. It was just the oh, scimitar that he hit you with the. The bite missed. And then the constrict, which was the one that would have been bludgeoning and. I don't know why I didn't bite, but, when did this one, when did this one come into my. |
| He just moved over there just now. Cause I. Hold on. Barlow. The 1624. Oh 24. Yeah. That's going to hit that rolled edibles. Gotcha. Okay. I saw damage when the claws bites, and they don't have that. Yeah. So 715 with four. All of it. Yeah. No, it's 15 with four of it. Apple. 11. He doesn't, love and slashing. |
| He'll take the damage of that. And he doesn't have he's not protected. Okay. And then I will reduce his, reduces movement ten feet. Okay. With my slashing. Shoot, that gets tricky. I'll just do that. All right. And then what was, sass you were saying? If something moves into your thing, there's a swarm thing. |
| Force one d8. So five damage. No worries. As he comes towards you, he starts getting taken up, face full of spores. Spells. That's his turn. Should on the multi-headed guy too. But I forgot. Well, there's an A is that they have to come into your space or. Or when they start a turn within five feet of me. |
| So he hasn't started. I don't think he's had a turn yet. When they when they start a turn within five feet of me or come within five feet. Yeah. The big guy hasn't had ten feet. He will soon enough because you moved up with the multi. The multi-headed guy hasn't had a turn. Not since you moved into that spot area. |
| No. Okay. Well, then when he does my Work, my spores are going to hit him. Do you got it? I was looking for the turn order. Okay, so. |
| All right. Slashing at the multi-headed guy. You got it. I'm not going to take much. I have a feeling that if you hit him once, there's. I have a hard time seeing you not getting enough damage that's going to hit. Roll the damage on that. And that's going to be. That's more than enough yet for him eating. So, I was like, if you as long as you got more than a one and all three of those spots will experience the acid. |
| But yeah, how do I want to do this? |
| I'm gonna slide behind him and, rake along in his body from his waist, all the way down to the tip of the tail and just drag my claws and slice him as I'm running over here. These two guys. And you got it. Yeah. And I'll finish off this guy in front. Made. This attack. Who are you talking about? |
| I this is the guy who just ran from me. This guy right here. Okay. Oh, I see, so I still see the Blue Bear. That's why. Oh. So I got, right. And it's one is. All right. Did you take your two d6 healing from it? I did not I did not make the roll from Great. He did. |
| So he's lying. Well, resistant to anything that you're he's that you're putting out. Okay. So so 22 total damage from the first and 22. And then the second will follow up with, another 22. So 44 total. 44 total. He's still up. And if he's not down, I would like to make a DC 15 wisdom save. Please. |
| And what is that for? |
| My infectious fury. When I hit the creature, I can force them to make this save. And I can make him do one of two things. Okay, 16. Here's what he got, though. Oh, actually, I, I was I fainted on that. But it's funny, the way. Okay. I mean, world number 20, it's not a magic anyway. Storm. I know it, but he was fine first. |
| Thank you. Or symptoms you get. And here's why it's back. |
| 40 points back. Thank you. And I rolled a seven on my oh gotcha d20 roll. Thank you. So that and. |
| One d6. Your next d20 roll. |
| Isn't technically it would have been the next one that you just rolled right after that though. That hit anyways. Yeah. So it got burned pretty quickly. It did. Which also note on that though is if you if it would have been on your last one. You can give it away if somebody has a d20 roll that happens before yours, if that makes sense. |
| So that's the I thing about it too. Well, but anything else? |
| That's it. All right, Calliope, you're up. Shadow on deck. |
| Okay. I moved me back where I was. Just a heads up like I had behind everybody. |
| Okay. He is that. I'm going to sneak around the corner. Like, so that I can kind of get a better glimpse. And I see the, green sneak guy. Then I'm going to cast a lot of daggers. |
| Yeah, you probably on each side, so it shouldn't hit anybody else. It should only hit him. Directly on top. Right there. The guy holding the cage? Yes. Okay. |
| Not there. And I will do that at level. |
| Four. |
| I will admit that you're sleeping, so why does it not show me the description? |
| You know, what does that. |
| Because it's it's it's one of those ones where the, takes for the, enters the spells for the first time on a start or starts its turn there. Okay, okay, this is fine. When it says 11 flashing higher level cast and then 11 slashing underneath it, isn't it doubling the roll? Or is it still just 11? |
| No. You add them together and together. Why is it separate? Because you the the the one and the that's the bottom 11 is the one that you normally would have done. But because you cast that at a higher level, it added more on top. Okay, that's Weird. It just doesn't do a all together, no cast. But okay, so on its next turn it'll take 22. |
| I guess you got it. Anything else? I'm going to back up a little. Actually, it should be fine. Never mind. I'll see you there. All right. Shadow, you were up. All right, let me move and up to the room. I'm going to go for this guy because. Oh, wait. Yeah, he's the Fairy fire one. |
| Yeah. It's a natural 19 plus. No, no. Hit 40. And then the second straight. Yeah. Natural 17 plus 40. |
| I'm sorry, I heard the numbers. The second strike was a natural 17 plus stuff. Okay, so I'm assuming it hit. Yeah, yeah. |
| Oh, what? 25 on the first for damage. Okay. |
| Reroll that one. Better 22 on the second. Close, but not quite there. As those two arrow strike in through his Serpentine flesh, he is still standing. And then it's just going to follow Barlow because he looks pretty hurt. Still. You got it. It's around Barlow, but I'm not putting it on top of this token, okay? Just so he can still see that's all. |
| So make sense. Okay. All right. Abomination. Time. He's holding the cage. First of all, he takes the. How much damage was 40, 22. Is he within ten feet of me? I can't talk within ten feet of you. So meet laws to spawn. So taking into him, |
| So the cage is going to be more concerned about that. |
| I so do some attacks. |
| So that's going to be 21. Barlow. |
| It's. |
| The first one's going to be, eight points of slashing damage as it strikes with its scimitar. |
| And then it bites out at you for seven points of piercing. |
| And 13 points of poison. |
| Okay. |
| It's going to come over here. You start seeing a kind of messing with the wall. It's kind of starts cursing out something, that you are not sure what it meant. |
| You. It's now going to try to see if it can kind of break through. You guys there, like, |
| There's a thing for that. Oh, yeah. It's show. It's got a side push through. |
| I don't know if it takes it out to get 13. Get someone. It. |
| Two size larger than you or the future is it's one size larger than you guys. |
| It's a shove a side. Yeah, it's cast attack up to one of the attacks. So he realizes that he can't do that now. But, he's also taking up the same space as his friend, so I guess he'd have to. I guess I'll just stick there. Then you can see him. He's about to try to come towards you, but dealing with game rules causes it to be a little more complicated. |
| Yeah, so we'll just do that. You can hop on his body. Shoulders. The two tiered snake monster that's in Europe's ass on deck like kobolds in a trench cloak. For how close is this thing? Or how big is it? I guess I should say what I mean. If I get here, I can attack without stain with staying out of this thing's range. |
| Right? Oh, five. Technically on each time. First time just punching ten feet. Okay, so I'll start with attacking this guy. Check. Is he very fired? The guy on the bottom here is, I thought I don't see a thing, I don't know, but. Yeah. All right. I'm gonna use my section to move my Hex over to him. |
| And then I will attack. 13 or 14 hit. My 13 hit. I think 12 is, No. It's 15. Sorry. Okay, then I will get my True Strike 29 hits. Right? Hit. So then that is 11, 20, 23, 23 plus. Oh 23. That's enough. Yeah, I want to do this. Just slash them right through the chest. |
| You got it. As you see him. |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go. So I think it's something cool, but another going to mind. So, you cross him, And you see him, like, try to hold on to his, sword, and then. And then it's his, grass loosens, and then he just crumbles. Anything else? Nope. Sass, you are up. |
| All right. I'm going to get back in the action with goes. Yeah, but this time I know you, Shillelagh. As you walk in front. As you walk in front of me, I just go Shillelagh. |
| I know what's coming. Do I have advantage or. No, not on this one now. All right. It's not very far. 16 to hit. You tell me that hit. I think I said 15. Yes, to hit 15 ass, 19 bludgeoning and three poison. 20 to. Oh, I actually that one that is my. Yeah. He's actually immune to the poison 19 bludgeoning though. |
| You got it. |
| He's not he's not immune to getting back into my head with the. Club. You can also go good damage redo you with that you because you force you make that bludgeoning or force. Yeah. But on this guy you can change the damage five. But like for example, the matter Barlow getting hit by force is going to hurt him, whereas he can make bludgeoning only half the damage. |
| No. Anything else? That's going to be it. Barlow. You're up. Calliope on deck. |
| I just like it being. Force them as I can swing that thing so hard, and you stop like, a millimeter from hitting his head, and then it just ripples outward. |
| Yeah. I'll run over here to this corner there, fiddling and fidgeting around with. |
| Yeah, I'm just going to look at the wall. Is there anything I see right away here? Give me a perception check. Yeah, I'm not going to do it for full examination. He's going to take a look at it. |
| 11. Nothing seems to be out of, nothing out of order that you can tell. Okay. And this is the guy that was there in the cage, right? Yeah. The guy that's standing is the guy with the cage. He's still holding it. Kind of. Kind of holding it in his arm like a football, trying to the sword out and trying to figure out a way around you guys to get out of here. |
| All right. I'm slashing out of 28. It with. And so 13 damage. And that's expensive that. No. He takes a for the acid damage. So okay. Next one's a crit. Nice. Oh, well, another this one. This one will afford nothing, and I'll be my rage damaged. Oh, yeah. 1819, 22, 1120, 32. Almost. 32. All right, so you see. |
| 15. Wisdom saving. This is 15, I think. I think it's an advantage. So that'll be. |
| Two. Yeah. |
| Yeah. He's going to pass that 16 on the roll alone okay. All right. That's one sorry. All righty. Calliope you're up. Shadow on deck. |
| Are you muted me oh no. Any. Yep. I was. Sorry I sneezed it I unmute myself. And I drop the blade one. Yeah. Yeah. Like got that. Okay. Is that an action? Nope. Nope. Okay I'll just go ahead and drop it. So yeah, you can always drop consultation. I will doesn't take anything. Okay. And I'm going to step into the room. |
| Yeah, I'm behind door. I'm. She's collapsed. Is opening and closing the door. |
| It works. Did they tell you that, last session when you weren't there, we had you literally run down a hall, shout Vicious Mockery into a doorway, and then Jump behind me and hide? Yeah, that sounds about right. It was. It was great. Yeah. |
| Okay, I'm going to target this guy again, and we'll we'll do another Dissonant Whispers. That's a two. We also just head around the hallway singing to. We didn't see her. We just heard her. And so did you. Right. Yeah, yeah. DC 16. Well, what can I say with it? Wisdom was done. |
| Yeah. No, he's going to fail. Three. Sweet. Oh six yeah. |
| Oh. Did I do bad? Why? You only need a few hit points. I never. That's enough. Okay, so as you cast the spell on him, you see him like, |
| Both of his hands go up, the cage falls out of his hands because you could see blood coming out of its nose. Its hands go up to its head to kind of just hold it together, and it just falls forward. Drops the cage on the ground. That's everybody. |
| As the cage kind of starts rolling around, you see, in this cage is a, I had a picture. I. |
| You see this little cat like creature? |
| With bluish wings. And we get this picture here. There you are. |
| I'm gonna put you guys in a another room real quick so where we can see this better. |
| My. |
| Night. |
| Yeah. It's uploading. Can you guys see that? So what happened? The world. It was so. Yeah, it's got like, oh, I see wings that us, like, almost magical looking like you even see, like, the little blue lines in its fur scenes to kind of even move around a bit. It's got a, like, very fanciful, kind of like, tell we're coming out the back end. |
| As the cage kind of comes to a rest. |
| You can see that it, it seems to be like, kind of like licking its wounds. It seems to be kind of, More concerned with, just, trying to recover from the fall right now. |
| Which is back in the dungeon. But the combat is over. |
| Sean, do you remember, that that dust that I did, did I only get one use out of it? I don't remember much, because that was, like, way back when. I would think that would have been in, like, a, one time use, though, unless it said, like there was multiple uses on it. I just don't remember. |
| I got a bag or like, there's no one use that. I don't know. Okay. |
| At this point, as you guys are kind of standing there, it does start the I. Can somebody get me out of this? Oh, sorry. It's being said that I'm right next to it, so I just lock. Yeah, will I be is smitten. It's glitter. The cage is locked. My sleeping Soul. All right, Barlow, you want to try to unlock this thing? |
| If if the cage is kind of off to the side, I at least get it upright. So the. At least that you got, go and do a, a sleight of hand, or a Dex, whatever. Right. Not to say, you know, you know, guide. What's your name? |
| Well, probably not. |
| Yeah, I know he did have a name. |
| Where the was a. |
| I know I had a it gave him a name. Made sense. |
| Oh. Yeah. So he, my name is, Schrodinger. It's just a name. All right, buddy? Well, I'm here to free you, and you're just, happy accident. We got to collect some of these birds, and we got to get the hell out of here. You want to come with us? I think you were here to save me, but, |
| And, yes, I will gladly go with you for now. The what? All right. We'll talk about it when we get out of. I think we need to run, guys. You guys don't have too much of this fun way out of here, too, by the way, just a reminder. If you do just want to instant Teleport out of here, the stone that you guys were given, do we need to collect these herbs first? |
| That's how I was going to say, though. You probably do that before we. So, SAS, go ahead and give me, you're going to do a tool check with your herbalism or whatever skill check. You can use, I guess wisdom probably would Work. Or dexterity, whatever you want to use. I. |
| Am. |
| Wisdom save would be the same, right? I don't know, sometimes they're not always. There was other. Wasn't. The team. |
| Well, it would actually be a little bit more than that, because you're using a tool here. |
| So you're proficient with survival? No, no you're not. It would still be a it's that would be wisdom. So add four to that. You get because you also get the proficiency bonus to it. So be 19 okay. So yeah you know your Herbalism Kit. So like if you were to hit the Herbalism Kit all right. And then you say wisdom and then I'll do I just want to see if I click that it does that. |
| Oh so yeah when you I'm going to do it just because I want to see. So I'm doing Herbalism Kit with wisdom. Yeah. Yeah. Just to see what happens. So I was 19 okay. So that's so now I know. Yeah. So you're able to, to collect a lot of the, up above the leaves and you're able to kind of make sure that you get what you need from it. |
| How much will how much of it will be usable and everything you have to determine when you actually try to make the, the potions, but you you're able to get plenty of stuff right now. Okay. So. Yeah. You all right? I got it, guys. I'll drag these. All right. I'll drag the snake bodies away from the wall and let shadow know. |
| Hey, there's something in this corner there with. There was another one of the small guys. This is where he disappeared from. |
| Okay, okay. I'll help you look for stuff. I can't see anything. You okay? Okay. Perception investigation. I be investigation if you're trying to find something there. |
| And if it's, Watson, then somehow this you over there? That's. Put your name. Oh, shit. Rules. It's only an 11. Yeah. You're not able to find anything. |
| What are we doing? We're looking for stuff. |
| You really find anything? So tell me, what's this immediate way out with the stone? So what? Set my in the target? Yeah. Did we take that blue stone off his head? No. It's, the barlows talking about the. What? I would DM was reminding you guys that you guys were given the stone for Morton. Conan. The one that looks like that. |
| Bismuth. |
| And that would instantly be able to Teleport you back. Okay. Morton cannot back it. Your ship. Oh, right. Oh. You still want to use it, right? |
| I mean, if we're going back to the ship right now, we don't really need to worry about Ellen. Well, my spirit's already out, so. Right. Yeah. So take 12. Oh, 12 more. Go ahead, run through that mess and run through it and run through it 20 times. It's good to know that you think that, though. I'll make sure there's no ambush there waiting for you. |
| Did we loot these bodies? Run through the spirit twin times. I'll go ahead and give me an address. Not the bodies, not all right. Natural 20. Finally, when it doesn't mean anything. What do you mean, not 21? Trying to find stuff is good. Well, so be a 25. |
| This be the boss room. He has to have something good. So what I will say. |
| I. |
| Had, |
| That, So that was something to try and see if you guys can find first. |
| We find all the treasure. |
| We'll say you find, |
| You find some gems. And one of the, one of them have some gems. |
| So you find those hidden, like, kind of in a pouch that one of the guys had kind of hidden. |
| These guys liked their shiny things. |
| Is. It hidden, rolled up in socks. You also find a little, statue? It looks like a little Horse. |
| Very not not even just, a very powerful looking Horse figurine. Like a stallion. Yeah, a war Horse kind of, it also, it's made of, like, Obsidian. |
| And this is what I think it is. You also spot a ring on one of their, kind of, like, hidden. And another fold of Leather. There's a little ring. |
| And grab all that. So. Yep. Yeah. I like the whole shipping during. |
| It's minimal. |
| And back. To the ship. Now. |
| I think we got everything we needed right? Yep. I got the herbs. Here are. |
| Just. We can use that stone there and take this right back to him and our ship. |
| Oh, I guess it was also a, I didn't realize this with the the this cat. It's, It's the size of a bottle. Like a lion cub. You also see that there's a little sigil on its forehead. You're noticing that the sigil. It's a little very slowly animated, but there's like a, |
| It's like, almost like an infinity sign, I guess you can say, as it comes down, but there's like a little movement that kind of goes from the top part down to the bottom part. |
| So I think of it like a infinity Symbol, almost looking like an eight, though. So it's standing up on it's standing up that way. And you see kind of like, a Weird little blue mist on the top part of the eight. And then it kind of comes down to the bottom part of the eight, and it's like a slowly repeating kind of, animation that's kind of happening there. |
| That's a really cool tattoo. You got. So, this isn't tattoo. This is, oh, this is how I was formed. And, |
| The markings. It's kind of helps me with my understanding of things. |
| Of what things? All things. Everything. Anything. The the studies that have pretty much helped me become an existence, if you will. |
| But you guys said that there's a way out of here, and I think we need to do that before anybody else comes to check in. In this room. I know that in the lower I dungeon, there's, many, many more of these creatures. |
| I think that's a good idea. Oh, can we take that? The other blue stone that was in his head. The anathema head? Yeah. I'm not even going to make you have to really do any checks on that. So, yeah, you're able to kind of carve that thing out. So we have two of them that you've got from here. |
| Yeah. |
| So somebody who's going to use the members of the blue Stone, the business stone. Bastion has it right. And who's got it? Do I have it? Sure I have it. I don't remember, I left it on the table. Been about like I used to think since we, I use it. Don't worry about it, I have it. |
| Yeah. Like, click your heels three times. There's no place like, There's no place like, there's no place. We're there. We'll say as you do, whatever it was he had told you to do the portal, it kind of does open up. And so you guys are able to go through it. I'm taking you guys back to, |
| Papa, Papa. Papa! Papa! Papa! Papa! You guys, we're in. Thorn wins. So back to your ship. That's, in the harbor. |
| We to that, You see, was. I think you guys were. We'll see. You guys are on deck. On deck. You see, actually, no, we'll just do it. Actually, in this room, that would make more sense in the captain's quarters. You guys up here in the captain's quarters? Where? Oh. Sorry. |
| Morning, cannons. Some locker room is, he's got some notes around him, and he's got, like, a little book, and he's kind of perusing things, and he sees you, he kind of gets up and says, oh, you guys are back. |
| Yes. You have the leaves. Awesome. Yeah. So you guys can use that to, to find out. And as you guys are saying, as he's saying this, he's kind of looking over at the, at Schrodinger, who is, on the ground kind of kind of hiding behind, like, you guys his feet and kind of looking around as well. |
| He's trying to figure out where he is. In case I didn't say it, I went to go back, grabbed Artie. Oh, yeah. Well, everybody's looking at stuff. I went to go get him as a. Hey, buddy. Come on, physical boy. Yeah, he is a good boy. I'll let that slide. |
| I would never leave him behind. Jamie might forget. Gatto would not. So, But you. Morning. Conan is, When I see you. Found a friend. |
| Rescue with, not sure what he was doing in there. Oh, well, he looks like. I'm sure, sir. Schrodinger, as you said, is his name. Can you have Schrodinger? And Schrodinger kind of comes up and kind of jumps on to the table, leaps onto the table, and morning cannons I have I've heard of your kind. |
| I've never seen one before, though. That's interesting. I've seen a lot of things. Well, the real me is, you know, a lot of things, I guess. Sure. He's probably bumped into some of you guys by now. So would you guys found us? It looks like you guys found a, what's called a sphinx of wonder. And I'm curious on. |
| What you were doing there. |
| And challengers. I think they wanted to, study me and try to use me in some way. |
| More than cannon says. What use you? What? Yeah. I mean, what kind of information would you have that they would need from you? Well, I don't even know if it's so much information of from me or my place in things. |
| So what's your place in things at this, morning cannon kind of steps in a little bit. Well, well, as a sphinx of wonder is, they kind of appear based on thoughts sometimes Dreams, imaginations. Sometimes a lot of times are tied to the wonderful thoughts that kind of brought them into being, if you will. And very interesting creatures. |
| As I understand it, |
| Because. Because he's related to other Sphinx. That's a, they tend to protect, whether it's secrets of, like the multiverse. But these ones here, like, these are formed from, |
| A unique idea, if you will. So whenever there's a very unique idea that's conceived on the Material Plane, a sphinx of wonder will appear somewhere. And it's very fascinating that this is that you found one at the, one t dungeon that the, prophecies Lead me to take you to. |
| At that, the Schrodinger says he looks actually first at, bastion, and then it looks at, Barlow. |
| And, he says, I think I was there. I think that you were led to that place to help me because of the, |
| I guess the being, if you will, that had the unique thought that created me. |
| And I think that somehow that's the tie that brought you guys to find me. |
| You created your. Well, it's not like the person creates us, but their thought, they're one unique idea. And, Well, I'm the unique idea created from, a friend of to you to looking at both, bastion and then Barlow. You have a, a shared kinship with someone. And at some point in their travels, there was a unique thought that created me. |
| And I think that because of the unique thought having to do with how they've kind of, changed over time, if you will. |
| I think that's, we'll look at that. I guess. Or that. He. I'm, I mean, as had as paradox, if you will, on the verge of being a paradox. |
| But I think we're talking about the same entity. |
| So what can you I mean, art, you mean. Yeah. What can you tell us about the paradox or McLynn? |
| Well, I guess what I can tell you is. |
| He. Is many things now, but I has, I guess what creates, the being that he is, is kind of was a, to be kind of standing there, to pretty much the, I guess the God of time, if you will, which is kind of why he is a bit of a paradox. He is able to exist in many times, in many forms. |
| Now, of course, the problem is the fact that he's not from he's kind of from, split in time. That's why he is, both your father or grandfather, actually, and technically your son at the same time. Looking at you, Bastian is. What? He's my grandfather and my son. Well, a version of you would be his father. |
| And a as time kind of split at some point. You. I saw you fighting in there. And your fighting style is, with a sword. And I'm going to guess that paradox never really appreciated you using the sword. And part of that is because. Right, as he kind of went back and forth through various parts of time, he there was times that he was afraid that he wouldn't exist because the you that would be his father. |
| That was a very great Wizard without the use of swords. |
| Wait. Hold on. Barlow, you sent my son into that damn pit. |
| What? Well, that's. It's a version of your son. But you fucked your old grandma. |
| Another. Another dimension or other. That's what you took out of this. The reason why it's called a paradox is part of it. Also because he's technically what we call the grandfather paradox. He only exists because the fact of how he has been able to travel through time, and that's why there is a where paradox of his Creation. |
| But as of that, because he became one of, mysteries chosen, he was able to gain more powers. And he's technically a God of time now, of sorts. But my understanding, too, is that there is, forces that have been trying to kind of mess with that. And it seems it doesn't help that as that paradox comes into this dimension, it also played into a split of some alien, which I don't fully understand myself. |
| But I do know that those, want to look for different ways to pretty much take over, and I was probably just one way that they want to take over things. |
| As I understand it. |
| Barlow or not as head like. Please understand. So shadow and so will Bastian. I think. When he's Sending the cat. He is the cat. Oh. Just kidding. It's putting his his paw. |
| I should say to. It's probably close to nightfall. And you guys, it's spent most of the day going through that dungeon as well. I'm beat. Yeah. So that is on a agreed. |
| But we can just go ahead and leave it there. We say, yawning. Or is Veronica yawning? Because those are two very different people. Yeah, all of the above. I, what I intended was that. |
| I ate a cookie and my stomach is angry. Yeah. All right. I'm still angry at our week. Next time, leave it there. Just. I really don't know what to do next. Actually. Well, not good timing, too. It's almost midnight. Yeah. But at this point, you guys, when you guys come back, you guys can try to make the potions and figure out what you guys want to do next. |
| I think there's maybe a couple more days. I have to double check the Calendar. Before, if you were giving your crew the whole week. So that way they would get their, morale back before you guys head up to the next part of the journey. So unless you guys want to do something else with it. |
| Well, in two weeks, Sam will not be able to be on. Okay. Oh, yeah. One is two weeks. Oh, yeah. I won't be able to be on the 15th. Yeah. Okie dokie. I'm taking my Valorant kids to. Vegas for a tournament this. Oh, that's so spring break, It's the start of our spring break. Your your spring break is really early. |
| It's on the 17th of March. Yeah. Oh, wow. Do you get another spring break at it, April? No, sir. It's the long stretch from March to May, but we're done before Memorial Day. Normally. Give the time off for Easter. No, I'm just Weird. You don't get any time off, and you seem. Yeah. Ours is Register. Nope. Ours is in March. |
| And then we go all the way through. No more days off until we're done on the 29th of May. I think. Oh, something like that. Well. You're welcome. Coming in, interrupting the pumped up. Yeah, yeah. What tournament you guys, Spike, drop! What are you doing? |
| So, I. Yeah, e-sports, Valorant. It's like CSGo. I love you guys, but my guts are screaming, so I'm going to go, okay, go poop. Good night. And no, I haven't eaten food in a week. It's. There's it's something. |
Table of Contents
Campaign
The Wild Cards
Protagonists
Session 082: Yuan-ti Interrogations
Table of Contents
Bastion Bladesinger
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Sas W.T. Rayce
Calliope Galanodel
Barlo
Chaotic Neutral Tabaxi (Smuggler)
Barbarian 8
Barbarian 8
85 / 85 HP
STR
18
18
DEX
16
16
CON
16
16
INT
10
10
WIS
11
11
CHA
14
14
Shadow in the Snow
Report Date
11 Apr 2025