Phonometric Orchestra
Archivist's Excerpt from: Heuridium’s Height: Secret Inventions & Industrial Developments of the Grand Academy of Science’s Hypothetical Division of Possibilities, Nonexistent Edition, CVI 42.4
The Phonometric Orchestra, invented by Orphan's own Cornelius Erasmus Hickter, is a wondrous piece of musical technology for the Orphan homeowner, capable of reproducing even the most obscure recording in incredible fidelity via the wondrous material known as "vinyl," a needle, some vibration almost as impressive as cymatic induction waves, and the appreciative ear of a discerning Orphanite in need of some music respite from the cares of the day.


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