In over my noble head

Dear Heaven! Fuck. Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck! This is not what I signed up for. Sure I wanted adventure after the dullness of the capital. But this. I was told to go out into the world and establish contacts, find allies and generally scout the land. I was told about fighting the unliving or having stones talk to me.
 
These sort of things are for the people with the a sufficient lack of brains to join the Spears. Consequently it is also the exact reason why I did not join them. Ohh Ki'Tor what have you gotten yourself into. I expected meetings with high ranking officials, galas and fine dining, not fighting a creature with more teeth than common sense. And do not get me started on the man who melted. Yes melted!
 
I want back to my sleepy existence i Riwenjing. Yet I suspect that I would not be welcomed back with so little accomplished. And I have yet to locate BR...
 
I am however proud of the others not realising how mind shatteringly, back chillingly, shitlessly terrified I am concerning our circumstances. At least the court intrigues taught me something except staying out of them.
 
Also a beautiful woman joined us today. As anyone knows I am a fool for anything female two large sets of personalities on her chest and a firm bu... But that is not the point. Despite my feined inebriation she was continunally polite and endearing. I am of course a man of deapthless charm, yet something with her seems off. She looked and behaved like the queen of all the sheep, but her eyes were those of a wolf.
 
Hopefully I live long enough to give you a better accounting of events in person.
 
Ki'Tor