Weather

There was a terrific row at the GXU Department of Categorizations over whether this category should be called "Weather," or the more academic-sounding "Meteorology." (There was one vote for "Housewares," but the proponent left the meeting to use the restroom and the doors were quietly locked upon his departure.)   It was eventually decided that "Weather" would make more sense, since very few of the phenomena covered by this category have anything to do with meteors.   Or perhaps that makes less sense.   We're not entirely sure how (or if) the argument ever came to a definitive conclusion, as the meeting eventually unraveled when it was discovered that no one knew how to unlock the doors again and they all had to shout for a number of hours before the janitorial staff realized that anything was amiss.