Like most things in existence, the Gri'x began as an indeterminate mass of energy–it was all one place in one time, one point with one frequency. As the tones separated and settled, the differences became apparent, and of course, no one wanted to stay put for long.
Anything that connects one place to another place (or one idea to another idea), and any way you can think of to use those connections are part of Line One's domain: roads, airways, train tracks, alleys, weird little paths through the woods, and doorways (which may or may not look like doorways).
ALLL ABOOOOOAAAARRRRD!
This is your Conductor speaking. On behalf of the Interdimensional Go-Club and our captain, I would like to thank you for choosing this fine mode of transportation. In order to ensure a safe and pleasant journey, please keep any and all appendages and other dangly bits inside the conveyance at all times. There are a number of safety features provided for your entertainment, so be sure to familiarize yourself with the instructions on the back of the card. The front of the card has jokes. If you will direct your attention to the attendants at the front, back, and sides of the craft, you will be treated to an interpretive dance demonstrating the utter uselessness of most safety features in an actual emergency. In the event of an actual emergency, the Interdimensional Go-Club will, at our earliest convenience, send representatives to render assistance to surviving members-in-good-standing.
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