Henri Crendon

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Henri Hujhes Crendon (a.k.a. Slick)

You look like a woman who knows what she wants. I don't usually deal with Vivies, but, for you, I'll make an exception, what do you say? Looking to buy some top of the line cappachino machines? Fresh off the assembler from Heliocorp. Real cheep, don't ask me how I can sell them so cheep, you don't really want to know. What do you say? Hey slow down.

Gibface Hedge-creeper..
'Slick', failing to sell his wears.
  Henri is a a pop up salesman that hangs around the port in Vullavual Laud. He tries to hawk his cheep, usually broken or dysfunctional, wares at the port to visitors as they try to make their way into the town proper.
He isn't the best at picking easy marks and has a bad habit of badmouthing people who don't buy from him under his breath, something that gets him into trouble with those who have good hearing.
His nickname, Slick, is used by those who know him, more to poke fun at him than to complement him though. But he isn't really smart enough to pick up on this and thinks he's awesome.   Henri hopes to one day make it rich and live a life of luxury. Though he tries hard to achieve this, he isn't particularly clever or good at planing.

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Avrage, good at running not so great in a scuffle unless he's sneakattacking an unarmed foe and has a weapon.

Identifying Characteristics

Henri Crendon, Adult by Lengna

Special abilities

He has the uncanny ability to anger most people he speaks with... once the conversation is over.

Apparel & Accessories

Henri attempts to dress as an upper class person from Lord Ciwn, though his lack of knowledge of actual upper class attire is apparent.
His 'Fancy Coat' is oversized and full of pockets for all sorts of bittalyhoos to sell.
Henri, Daily dress by Lengna

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Henri was born to Maz Crendon and Jazdon Hujhes, in Vullavual Laud.

Childhood

His family owned and ran a bar in The Pile called The Glowing Agada.   Though he was always super friendly to people's faces, he often offended people who didn't leave tips by insulting them under his breath, or by doing unsavory things to their food.   When Henri was 15 he lost his eye due to showing off with a dagger to his cousin and hie cousin's friends. His aunt, who was in charge at the time, bought him a glass eye as a gift.

Early Adulthood

When he was 20 he got into a fight with a patron who overheard his comments, leaving his face scarred and his glass eye chipped. His cousin, who was in charge now, refused to replace the eye, and threatened to kick him out if he didn't work towards repairing the damages to the bar. Henri made the mistake of getting upset over it and stormed out on his own accord. When he tried to return he found he'd been evicted.

Now

He now lives on his own at the edge of the pile, trying to make enough money to buy his own shop and show his cousin that he doesn't need him. He often goes there for lunches though, if he's low on money, and still shows off for his cousin's friends, believing that they think he's cool.   He's gotten into a fair bit of trouble with important people around Vullavual Laud in the last 8 years and has gotten into a lot of debt as well.

Gender Identity

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Gender, as we know it, doesn't exist in JauVon.
Despite that, Slick is referred to with he/him pronouns when we write about them.

Education

Being raised in The Pile, Henri grew up learning how to locate and dig up lost technology. He was also taught a thing or two about running a bar, but none of it really stuck.

Employment

Self employed salesman of interesting thingamabits.

Morality & Philosophy

Henri seems to have trouble knowing when he's at fault for things and takes people's kindness for granted.
He thinks much to highly of himself and is quick to betray people when things look bad for him.

Personality Characteristics

Likes & Dislikes

Likes

  • Henri likes putting things in his pockets. Trinkets, bittalybobs, digalyhoos, and random junk nuggets.
  • He also likes being praised, or he's sure he would. No idiots around here see him as praiseworthy. Well, he'll show them! Hope they die in a tire fire.
  • Dislikes

  • Can't say Henri's very fond of people with good hearing and bad tempers.
  • He hates Cybers! (okay not Wildfire, he's alight. But definitely Epic for sure.)
  • He's not a fan of getting called out for his shit or the consequences of his actions. I mean, being unfairt targeted by hateful people and it's totally not at all his fault.
  • Personality Quirks

    Has a bad habit of saying rude inner thoughts out loud.

    Representation & Legacy

    Called 'Slick' by the locals who think of him as anything but, he's regarded as a harmless but persistant failure and idiot.

    Social

    Family Ties

    Relationships

    Eujene Crendon

    Cousin

    Towards Henri Crendon

    0
    0

    Honest


    Henri Crendon

    Cousin

    Towards Eujene Crendon

    -2
    -2

    Dishonest


    Henri Crendon

    Acquaintance

    Towards Chervil Valerian

    1

    Chervil Valerian

    Acquaintance

    Towards Henri Crendon

    -2

    History

    For some reason Henry seems to targert Wildfire in the marketplace and attempt to sell him things.

    Henri Crendon

    Enemy

    Towards Eric Bronell

    -3

    Eric Bronell

    Enemy

    Towards Henri Crendon

    -2

    History

    Epic enjoys harassing Slick to 'protect' his 'friend' Wildfire from the pushy salesmen.

    Current Location
    Species
    Ethnicity
    Date of Birth
    Record 62, Jordi 30
    Year of Birth
    8 DarkWar 28 Years old
    Birthplace
    Spouses
    Siblings
    Children
    Current Residence
    Gender
    Male
    Eyes
    Yellow, one is made of glass
    Skin Tone/Pigmentation
    Blotchy browns and dark brown like greens, with a hint of yellow
    Other Affiliations
    Music
    Oliver Tree - JerkHow Slick feels about his cusion, Euji.
    Oliver Tree - HurtSlick's revenge.

     


    Cover image: Characters Cover by Lengna(Paper)
    Character Portrait image: Henri Crendon by Kiwi

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