Hollow Men
Hey, you! Get your farter over here! Quickly, before they blow your brains out!
Right, now listen to me carefully, rookie.
Welcome to the world of the Hollow Men, where Gladiators fight each other for your entertainment! Viewers follow battle streams, spy on Mess Hall cams and gamble on the brittle lives of the Gladiators.
It's easy! They just surf to galacticgladiatorsrule.fx and pick whatever they want to see. Best of all? These Gladiators are made out of Hard Light, which means they are just copies of their former selves. When they die, they'll just respawn in no time, ready for another fight!
Hey, rookie. Listen to me. You're one of us now. You fight, you die, rinse & repeat. Welcome to the Dungeon!
Oh boy, you thought you'd be able to sit back & relax? So sad. You're a Gladiator now. Made out of nothing but Hard Light and your conscience, and living in the Dungeon. Your new home is a space station orbiting Earth, if you didn't know yet. So no way of escaping... Though I wonder...
Okay, shmuck, let's get you settled in. What do you want to know?
Here's some Rookie Lessons for you!