Matches

Archivist's Excerpt from: Trinkets, Tech, & Tinkery: A Comprehensive Inventory of All Possible Equipment One Might Need When Circumnavigating the World, Inside & Out, Tabletop Edition, CVI 42.5

Little sticks of wood one can use to begin a fire on other pieces of wood, if so desired. They are said to come in a book, but generally make for uninteresting reading.

"Gladys? Where'd you put the matches? Can't start a fire without no blazing matches, can we? Ha! 'blazing matches.' I crack meself up, I do! And you missed it! Gladys!"
— Bernard Herschel of Harchester

What a book of matches isn't


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