9/21 Session

Jeb and Callow were able to teach each other Kaiju Force and Rage Beyond Death, respectively. Jeb taught Tank how to rage.
 
Corrin: Can we just pretend neither of us were here?
Algard: I'll make you a deal. You leave, but you leave any Neox stuff with me.
Callow: Why?
Algard: I don't need to explain myself to either of you
Jen: What about to me?
Algard: I don't need to explain to myself to you.
Tank: Aint no way I'm getting shaken down by a guy in a trenchcoat!
Jeb: Do you own any Neox stuff?
Tank: Well, no, but it's about my pride!
Algard: Well, if you can't leave the Neox stuff, then I'll take that pretty little lantern.
Corrin: I know you know we can't do that.
Algard, frustrated: Well, I'll just take the little cleric girl then.
Corrin: fuck this
 
Algard disintegrates the ship. Corrin casts feeble mind. Losing control over his power, Algard lets out a massive wave of the disease, before his body warps and
 
Algard: Thank you for letting me out of my prison.
Corrin: Oh no.
Algard: You can call me Orcus.
Corrin: We've been calling you that
. Orcus: That's what you were calling the doctor.
Corrin: So what's the plan now?
Orcus: Same plan I've been telling him this whole time.
Corrin: he hasn't been exactly forthcoming about that
. Orcus: Why would I tell you? The more you know, the harder it'll be for me.
Corrin: Is it though?
Orcus: Look. I don't really care to answer any questions.
 
Orcus casts disintegrate on the ship. Corrin casts counterspell. Orcus forwns.
 
Corrin: I'm not going to let you destroy our only mode of transportation.
Jeb: You guys are saying a lot of things, and not a lot is happening, so I'm going to assume there's a wizard battle happening right now.
Callow: Look, I know you just said you don't want to answer any questions, but I have two. One, is Orcus your real name or an alias, and number two, is Neox part of your plan or just not relevant at all?
Corrin: And number three, what are your pronouns?
Tank: And number four, are you ready for a KNUCKLE SANDWICH???
 
CAllow attacks Orcus. Orcus casts tether on Callow and Corrin. Orcus tries to attack Jeb but fails. Kali casts Eldritch Blast and Shroud(?). Corrin uses a void shard to restrict Algard's tie to the void, but it doesn't seem to do anything. Corrin and her familiar cast Eldritch Blast. Tank jumps onto Jeb's back. Tank crushes Orcus's jaw with her cowbell, breaking it and disabling his ability to cast verbal spells. Tank also smashes his right wrist. Jeb grapples him and dunks his head into the river. Jeb then punches off Orcus's arm and then rips him in half. Tank then explodes his dick. Callow takes a tactical retreat. Orcus holds his turn. Kali casts Eldritch Blast. Melody gets his body parts out of the river and casts Eldritch Blast.
 
Callow, turning to Corrin: Are we sure we want to be doing this?
Corrin: I don't know.
 
While the party is deliberating what to do with Orcus, he rips his own arm off to float down the river. Corrin fishes him out of the river.
 
Corrin: Where the fuck do you think you're going?!
 
But Orcus is now a dead body. Jeb and Tank summon Gyubi and dig a grave for Orcus. They throw his body parts into the pit.
Tank csats heal metal on the ship to repair it and board the ship.
Corrin casts Legend Lore on the Wind Stone, but only gets information we already have.
As the party is flying out of Storm Valley, a Neox ship flies in.