8/31 Session

The monster starts to flee. Jeb attempts to take an opportunity attack but fails. The creature has fled far enough into the cave that Tank, Corrin, and Kali are unable to see it and give chase. Jeb shrinks back down to regular size. Jeb manages to track it down, but his attempt to attack misses, as the creature blends into the shadows. Tank, as the Mummy Lord, sits next to the altar to the Old Gods and asks, "Where can we find the Wind Stone?" Currently, Infinity is the only one able to see the creature, so it attacks. Infinity then floats above it so that other people are able to see it. Kali casts Eldritch Blast. Jeb attacks and kills the creature.
 
???: Who's asking?
Tank: My name is Tank [last name] of the Old World.
???: Old world... interesting. What are you doing here in this world?
Tank: Trying to save it.
???: You will need to prove that you are worthy of the stone. If you deem yourself worthy and want to know its true location, head over to Storm Valley.
Tank: Thank you kindly, old one
 
The connection is lost.
 
Tank: I have gathered. information. We must go to Storm Valley.
callow, down the cavern: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!
Tank: You know, a place like Storm Valley seems pretty obvious.
Jeb: It IS called Storm Valley.
Tank: I'm surprised they haven't tried it before.
Jeb: They have maps, don't they?
Corrin: The last time we went to Storm Valley, we died. Several times. Olier died, the ship blew up--
Callow: --all my skin melted off.
Jeb: Oh...
 
The party leaves the cave. Corrin teleports the party to the ship. They travel to Storm Valley, which will take 23 days.
Corrin travels to a demi-plane to try and recreate the enchantment on the Lantern.
The compass in the baggage directs the ship away from a bad storm. The ship flies over a crashed, abandoned ship. Corrin finds a True Ressurrection diamond in the wreckage. Corrin gives Tank a Ring of Grammarian, so that Tank can cast the cantrip "Message" as "Massage". She gives Corrin a mildly uncomfortable massage. The storm they had dodged the first time comes back and they lose 5 days' of travel time and 50% of their rations.
Tank and Jeb leap out of the ship to go fishing. Time stops, and Laurel appears.
 
Laurel: I've upheled my end of the bargain... You'll have to deal with at least 4,000 less Neox troops.
Corrin: That is extremely useful, thank you.
Laurel: Didn't you have two other idiots here?
 
Tank and Jeb are outside of the time pocket, and are frozen falling mid-air.
 
Corrin: Oh, yeah, they're here.
 
Laurel leaves.
The party goes fishing. Corrin catches a fish and Tank slices it up into some sushi, which aids in their travel rolls. During their travel, they run into the Exchanger. Callow gives the Exchanger her rotten Zephyr darter, and gets a plate of sushi in return. The sign on the Exchanger's cart says "You are going to your doom".
The party arrives at Storm Valley before the full moon, so they land the ship to wait. Tank can sense that the old god she had spoken to in the cave is in Storm Valley. Corrin and Kali see Orcus.