The Pink Vault

26/08/3022
 
We entered the vault after having the catsith provide us with a diversion, running to the vaults we got in and using the key I had made, which for but a moment I thought I had screwed up managed to unlock the its unique mechanism.
 
once we entered we were greeted with multiple corridors, this would be a consistent theme throughout the vault, it seems, or at least knowing now what I did not back then that I was not sure what to expect from a vault of that egotistical sex crazed pervert, what I didn't expect was a labyrinth esc zoo of ods and ends that I can only assume is still in the process of being built to allow for some sections to become abandoned from lack of interest and new sections that currently entertain the dragonlord.
 
It took use almost an hour to explore the whole structure in its current state, which must have been pure luck on our side, as that is how long the aid we were given by Sozu worked for, though I must say for a vault supposedly guarded by his children I only ever remember seeing 3 of those creatures.
 
With luck and the design of the vault being somewhat linear, we were able to crack the code on how to enter the vault proper or at least that is how I am viewing the experience, Though I am unsure if Cythisis himself goes through this process each time we were able to activate 3 doors of red blue and green, thus activating gems on a door with a relief of Cythisis posing somewhat sexually (I guess?)
 
We entered the vault after passing through the corridors of ego, and getting past that damnable mimic set up to trick people. The inside of which was a lot less impressive then I thought it would be a small room floor covered with a thick layer of gold and gems, we found the items we wanted and left promptly.
 
Items found and their descriptions when possible
Crown - I couldn't gain anything from this, but I think analysing this is not good for ones health.
Gem - although the same design as the others it seems to be of a differing colour to the rest a amber/golden colour.
A ring adorned with gems in the pattern of a star - this would allow someone so inclined to commune with their deity or patron.
Quiver - it glows on the inside, seemingly imbuing arrows placed withing with an elemental property as and when they are drawn from it.
Bottle that when shook glowed - a one use item which when emptied would blast the light of the sun in the poured location for a bit
A scroll with gems embedded into it - Some sort of map, which when held under the light of the moon should reveal "forgotten hordes" if they are nearby whatever that means.
Gold briefcase - and enchanted chess set, no real use but it does look nice, someone might end up wanting to buy it if we are ever in need of cash.
 
we also picked up some items around the labyrinth
Shiny gold pieces - Trick gold, when a phrase is said these will then melt
Eggshells - individually could make restoration potions, or combines to make a greater restoration
Amulet - ""
Aquamarine stone (2p size) - ""
Corked test tube (water?) - seems an endless supply of water, sadly is sparkling water
Shiny yeti gem - able to manifest the powers of the yeti one time, in a cone of cold like arangement
Ambrosia - seems to be some sort of aid or empowering agent for enchantment based crafting, not my main focus of research but I have dabbled.