The day I found ab giving water

So today was weird we took a boat down an underground river to try to "sneak" into the back of a cultist strong hold......this plan involved sending Sexgar off on his own while everyone else was stuck on a boat And Blackthorne randomly throws a coin at the guys guarding the underground dock and ruining any chance we had to surprise them... I did not come up with this plan...also those guys on the docks were paladins that proceeded to kick our shit in while welding dark god energy at the end of their maces......also there were insane sharks in the water....also the water was mostly blood......again I had no input in this plan. We managed to get away by the skin of our teeth by litterally getting teleported into the realm of the gods....I think....not real religious so I kinda stopped paying attention to Zin and Blackthorne when they started explaining it. I'm a different dimensional dude who's profession is killing people I don't think any god interested in my immortal soul would be very nice. Oh and I'm pretty sure my new shadow friend helped protect me when we went through the god portal that dude's awesome. So we ended up in this weird god realm. That made Sexgar incredibly hot for some reason...I mean It would litterally tear me in half but for like 20 min or so not going to lie might have said yes if he asked.....what was I talking about? Oh yeah this water also may have done something to his brain he said relativistic temperature.....I was very confused....a bunch of us jumped in and got hotter (more on that later) I jumped in and I think it fused a bit of this worlds Roscoe with me? I saw him and we were hanging out in a weird dimensional space time was kinda all over the place not sure how long I was gone but when I came back out of the water I either got godly abs or other Roscoe's abs either way they brought a tear to Myri's eye when I showed her so winning! Then Tara went in....Pretty sure she can use her hotness to take over a country at this point so that's a thing I gotta deal with now. Oh yeah Duraz got in and now his beard is glowing? Is that the dwarf equivalent of getting hotter? When you have enough swagger as a dwarf do their beards just start emitting blue sex energy? Ill have to ask him about it next time we take a break. So yeah now we are running thru god land trying to make it back while avoiding some weird storm thing off in the distance everyone is hot and I got sweet ass abs all in all this is the first time magic hasn't completely docked me over and it's been awesome!