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Tue 20th Apr 2021 03:07

Day 2

by Roscoe

So today me and Duraz were on watch, no mud wrestling pixies this time....so it sucked. Not only that but the lean to started flooding with water from a spring or something we happened to camp on top of....new money making idea sparkling spring water from the magical crystal forest......I'll talk to Zin about it we might be able to make some money off of it. Anyway I tried to make Duraz happy so I was like oh man you know what would really help out the team? Maybe we could dig a trench.....by the way I/him were hearing voices in our brain holes at this point but that's not important...anyway I was like let's dig a trench to keep dry cause I know he likes digging and playing with rocks and whatever. So with a smile he is like yeah let's do that buddy, Roscoe I respect you and your good plans....
But then he summoned an elemental to do it for him and it wouldn't listen and he argued with it for like 20 min so that didn't work. Then the mean voice in my brain hole got way louder and my head got all weird so I tried to run off with some crystals, but I used my big brain to eventually come back to my senses. Just in time for magical duplicates of each of us showed up and attacked us......And by attack I mean I insta dunked Sexgars duplicate and the rest just sorta stood there not doing anything.....turns out they are memories and I may have permanently fucked up Sexgars brain.....soooo not a great day....I am super hoping Ferns mom can fix him..... I'm super hoping she won't charge me if she can cause like on a 0 to 9 scale like greater restoration is like a 5 hardness level so it might be a lot of cash.......fuck I gotta butter up Fern "WHILE WERE STUCK IN THIS STUPID CAVE!!!!" That part I said out loud that's why it's in quotes. But yeah haven't gotten to the cave so anyway we're doing our thing with the traveling and our ghost doppelgangers are behind us being creepy cause at this point we don't know they are memories. And I came across a lady in the woods and I was all milady stand back there is a foul aberation that might attack (that's cause my ghost thing was following me) and she told me about it being a memory so I was all oh that's awesome do you wanna be friends and she was all like yep I'm Tara let's be friends and I'm like cool Tara what do you like to do for fun and she's like I like hiding in this cave while the outside world becomes a firey hell scape from which there is no return and I'm like cool let's check out your cave (Miri if your reading this it's not a sex joke it's an actual cave) and now we're here till the world stops being on fire AND IM BOOOOOORRRRRREEEEDDDD. Im going to see if there's any little stuff to bring back...tiny pebbles don't make good gifts right....probably should ask Duraz he is weird about rocks......maybe Zin can help me come up with something.......GOD THIS CAVE SUCCKKKSSS