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Thu 26th Nov 2020 02:53

11/25 TURKAGEDDON

by Maul

Base Reward: 300 gp for fighting
 
1. A book containing every conceivable method in which to cook a turkey. The book is called “777 Ways to Cook A Turkey,” and is decorated with a rather abstract rendition of Turkestrus on the cover. The title is etched in gold lettering, and the book smells faintly of a turkey-based feast. This item has no mechanical effect, but looks (and smells!) really cool on a shelf.
 
2. A stuffed turkey, sent directly to the home of any consenting player/business/tier zero (within reason), and a stuffed stuffed turkey. The first is a delicious food, and the second is a small plush that goes great on a bed, or would make any child very happy. Neither item has any mechanical benefit.
 
3. An exclusive set of turkey-bone dice. Revel in your gambling addiction by rolling turkey eyes instead of snake eyes. This has no mechanical effect.
 
4. A turkey mask, endorned with the real feathers of Turkestrus. While wearing it, you are serenaded by the sweet dulcet tones of one of his heads being violently removed. This has no mechanical effect.
 

  • These rewards are only available because Turkestrus was slain: -----

  • 5. 5 mundane sets of Cook’s Utensils. This set is unique, decorated with turkeys and other excellent meal-time foods. These will be distributed on a raffle-based system, and do not work any differently from other sets of Cook’s Utensils.
     
    6. A tier 2 food token. It is a plate of turkey with gravy and mashed potatoes.
     
    7. An additional 700 GP for all participants, as thanks for slaying the great beast.
     
    (1000GP total)