Cuācuahueh (kwah-kwah-weh)
by hughpierre
Cuācuahueh (a.k.a. Mad Man)
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
- He contracted Nanáua from his mother while still in the womb
- He ate contaminated food, during his travels, and picked up Whisperer's Tell
- He was mysteriously exposed to Cloud of Ash that turned his skin to chalk
- He is recently diagnosed as being allergic to glass and suffers from a rare symptom that causes his blood to glow
Facial Features
Facial Hair
He styles a goatish beard under his firmly shaped nose, thick lips and long ears to partly cover his large-pored, shallow skin and chinlessness. However, dandruff-like flasks tend to get trapped in his beard; requiring him to dissappear at moments to wash it out.Identifying Characteristics
Glowing Blood
When is turned 12, Cuācuahueh's blood was discovered to give off a violet hue when exposed outside the skin. This is thought to be an extreme reaction to exposure to moon glass. If so, then it ought to have killed him a long time ago. But it didn't.Apparel & Accessories
Loose Clothes
Cuācuahueh's body is ravaged by a plethora of unfortunate diseases and whose symptoms get progressively worse the older he gets. He attempts to hide his malformations under baggy jackets, long pants and corduroy capes.Mental characteristics
Employment
Glass Worker
The mad man has an encyclopedic knowledge of all things glass. The types of glass art he creates is his greatest contribution to his family. Following in his family's traditions, he displayed an extraordinary talent in forging multicolour depictions of various idols.Accomplishments & Achievements
Political Movement
Somehow, Cuācuahueh - for all his faults - became the focal point of a different kind of social movement. Less about building a gentler government than about expressing discontentment by smashing property and harrassing important people. These acts of defiance turned Cuācuahueh into a folk hero among the common people. They saw in his outrageous acts, a voice for their frustrations and a symbol against the oppressive powers. Yet, his notoriety also made him a marked man, hunted by the state police he so vehemently opposes.Failures & Embarrassments
Scaled Legs
The characteristic deformity of this sexually transmitted disease is Cuācuahueh's greatest shame. Normally, the scales would appear just around the victim's inner thighs. But the madman tended to do things in the extreme. Both his legs appear to have been transplanted from a man-sized lizard. Rumoured to possibly have a scattering of blinking eyes over his hips.Mental Trauma
Voices
The man is an island onto himself. Appearing strangely diligent one moment and erratic, the next.
Bonus to initiative rolls equal to INT modifier
Taboos
Disturbances
Cuācuahueh has several peculiar ways of expressing disgust at businesses connected to the political machine. He once trespassed into a restaurant, dropped his pants and shat directly onto a corner to wish the cook a goodnight. In another, he smeared a concoction of rotten fruits and animal blood across the walls of a rich man's hall, muttering curses under his breath as the horrified man watched.Personality Characteristics
Likes & Dislikes
Dogs
Cuācuahueh always claimed that all dogs appeared to have an intense disliked of him. And he, of them. Not only would they bark incessantly when they caught a wiff of him, but they'd also charge him with a murderous intent in their growl.Hygiene
Body Odor
Targets within 5ft must succeed on a DC 10 CON saving throw or be sickened until the start of their next turn. On a success, they become immune to the stench for 24 hours.
Social
Family Ties
Mother
Cuācuahueh's mother is described as a dirty albino with a bulby nose and perpetually sleepy eyes.Grandfather
Cuācuahueh's grandfather is an aged but robustly build glass worker and amateur scholar.Social Aptitude
Weird Charisma
He possesses extraordinary wits that is well-nigh preternatural intelligence.
Current Location
Conditions
Ethnicity
Other Ethnicities/Cultures
Age
15
Birthplace
Children
Current Residence
Sex
Heterosexual
Gender
Male
Presentation
Masculine
Eyes
Large and Dark
Hair
Coarse and Crinkly Black
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Albino
Height
9'
Belief/Deity
Heretic
Other Affiliations
Character Prototype
STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
13 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 26 (+8) | 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) |
HP: 19 ( 3d8+6 )
Speed: 30ft
Saving Throw:CON +4, WIS +4
Skills: Deception +3, Intimidation +5, Nature +5, Perception +6 Religion +2, Persuasion +6, Survival +6
Abilities:
Quotes about Cuācuahueh
What'd you expect of a babe whose sire is so infirm.
Comments
Author's Notes
Challenge
Wordigirl
Wed, May 8th 2024 11:02
Edited on Mon, Jun 17th 2024 01:55

First, Second, Third, Fourth
Firstly, you must have at least one character; any human, alien, monster, robot, animal, or other being for that matter who can at least move, communicate, and have somewhat of a personality. They can be a hero, a villain, or a neutral character. Any age. Genre doesn’t matter. Your character can come from any setting; sci-fi, fantasy, realistic, historical, horror, children’s, YA, action, drama, educational, romance, none or all of the above! The story form doesn’t matter either. Whether your character is from a comic, a picture book, a novel, a verbal folktale, a movie, a show, a game, or even a stage play it can be counted (so long as the entrant is your own truthful and original creation).
Secondly, it would help if you had a profile picture for your character. Either you can draw/model them, or you can have somebody else do it (I am going to see if I can do it some and also try to draft some other artists to volunteer because I’m really busy lol) You can also use google images or clipart, or avatar creator sites too (I’ve posted a few below)
www.thispersondoesnotexist.com is a strange (and a tad bit creepy) site that auto-generates a new image every time you reload the page. These images look like real people, but, as the site mentions, none of these persons exist in real life! It splices pics of real humans together with various randomized elements. AI is super crazy!
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Dress up games, doll makers and character creators with the avatar-maker tag. meiker.io has a whole lot of different kind of makers from elves, to kids, to adults, to humans and animals. Even anime and all kinds of different styles. It appears that users are able to design and publish their own creator tools on here, so I’m sure you should be able to find a good maker to customize your character with!
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What Kinds of Challenges Will Arise?
Your character(s) will go through everything from party games (think Two Truths and a Lie, Never Have I Ever, Truth or Dare) to school days (think short essays, field day, pop quiz) to daunting scenarios and Battle Arenas to test their true strengths. Throw some Mystery Mayhem into the mix along with several other PLOT TWISTs along the way, and we’ll be learning about each character’s personality in no time! (don’t worry folks. we’re keeping it pg-13! so if some of your characters are children, they won’t be left out.)
What Will This Gameshow Accomplish?
After this Novel Competition, no matter where you rank, everyone should be able to walk away thinking in their everyday life “that’s something so-and-so would do!” or, “wow, that’s whateverhisnameis’s favorite food!” or, “if whatsherface was here, she would never tolerate such nonsense.”
Character? I Need Inspiration!
Want some examples? Here are a few characters of various species and ages with well-known personalities spanning across all genres and story forms:
Sonic The Hedgehog
Belle (from Beauty and the Beast)
Gaston (from Beauty and the Beast)
Alice (in Wonderland)
The Mad Hatter
Willy Wonka
Arthur (from the books and television series by Marc Brown)
Loki
Thor
Peter Pan
Tinker Bell
Tigger the Tiger (from Winnie the Pooh)
Eeyore (from Winnie the Pooh)
The Seven Dwarves (each of their names are self-explanatory :laughing: )
When you think of these guys, certain words come to mind. Some are tricky and cunning, some are curious and sweet, some are arrogant and boastful, some are shy, some are sassy, and some are just flat out crazy. Some are energetic while others are sluggish. Some have a smart brain while others have a smart mouth. Usually, across the movies, books, shows etc. in which they appear, no matter which writer, animation style, or actors portray them, their personality is typically consistent. No matter what, remember this: characters aren’t characters unless they have some character!
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