The Multiverse

According to transfractal morpho-physical intragerbil dynamics theory, there are at least 767 individual universes, each with a complete set of physical and/or magical laws that operate in them. Of these, six of them are stable and will never collapse of their own volition. The remaining 761 not-so-stable ones, however, have something that will eventually bring that universe to an end, be it a selfish and angry god, a Higg's boson, dark energy, dragons, gravitational contraction, a swarm of translucent bliss-demons, or entropy.

Note to Most Readers:

Unfortunately, if you are reading this, you are very likely not in one of those stable universes. But don't despair. If you are in the same one that I am writing from, we probably have several billion years left in us. It could be worse. There are some universes that last just a bit over five seconds. That's hardly enough time to find a being there to begin to ask them, "So, what do you think about transfractal morpho-physical intragerbil—?" In universes such as these, it's difficult to even say the theory's name, let alone work out it's complex 21-dimensional matrices consisting of abstract geometric shapes, numbers, small mammals, that sensation you get right before the chair you are sitting in falls over, an angry face, and some guy named Xxylvrkz who still owes you two Canadian dollars.