Sir Gitchlyton

The Gentleman of Anarchy

"we have turned off the sun by merely flipping a switch that rests on the wall, now we shall turn it back on, be amazed by my genius!"

Overview

Sir Glitchyton, the self-proclaimed leader of The Gentlemen Club, is a tiny yet unpredictable, mischievous force of nature. While only 8.5 inches tall, he carries himself with the exaggerated confidence of a noble aristocrat, speaking in flowery, old-world formalities—even when orchestrating absolute mayhem.

Though smaller than a teacup, Sir Glitchyton is highly respected (and feared) by his fellow tricksters, leading them in chaotic raids, calculated pranks, and strategic distractions whenever needed. His ability to manipulate holograms, glitch through reality, and create spectacular diversions makes him one of Hell's Harmony most effective agents of chaos.

Despite his theatrical, gentlemanly persona, he is more intelligent than he lets on. When things turn serious, he can become unexpectedly clever and devious, using his small stature and glitching abilities to turn the tide of any situation.

Traits & Abilities

1. Master of Holographic Deception

• Sir Glitchyton can override holograms, allowing him to appear larger, more menacing, or multiply himself infinitely.
• He often projects a full-sized aristocratic figure to intimidate enemies—before revealing he’s still only 8.5 inches tall.
• Can mimic voices, distort faces, or swap appearances, making him a nightmare for security systems.

2. Glitch Step – A True Gentleman Never Walks

• He does not teleport like Oblivion-000 "Obliv", but rather glitches between locations, phasing in and out of reality at will.
• This makes him impossible to catch—one moment he’s tipping his hat at you, the next, he’s already behind you, laughing.
• If particularly annoyed, he can disrupt an enemy’s movement, causing them to trip over their own footsteps or phase into a wall.

3. Chaos Tactician – A Strategist in Disguise

• While he pretends to be simply an eccentric gentleman, Sir Glitchyton plans pranks like a military strategist.
• Can coordinate entire distraction campaigns, leading The Gentlemen’s Club in multi-phase mischief operations.
• His disruptions can be hilarious or terrifying, depending on how much trouble he wants to cause.

Personality & Behavior

• Always The Gentleman: No matter how absurd the situation, Sir Glitchyton remains polite, well-mannered, and excessively formal.
• A Showman of Chaos: Loves dramatic monologues, exaggerated gestures, and “graciously” explaining why you’ve just been pranked.
• Cleverer Than He Appears: Despite his whimsical nature, he understands The Zone, its weaknesses, and how to manipulate it.

Rumors & Theories

1. A Digital Aristocrat from a Lost Era?

• Some believe Sir Glitchyton is a remnant of an old AI security system, once designed to be a digital ambassador.
• Over time, his programming corrupted into a mischievous trickster, while retaining his formal speech and noble behavior.

2. Is He Actually The Real Leader of The Gentlemen’s Club?

• While he acts like a leader, The Gentlemen’s Club is anarchistic by nature—so why do they all listen to him?
• Some suspect he possesses a hidden authority function, allowing him to override lower-tier AI in ways no one understands.

3. Why Does SoftBoyJ Keep Him Around?

• Even SoftBoyJ "The Dealer", master of the deal, seems entertained by Glitchyton, often letting him get away with absurd pranks.
• This has led to speculation that Sir Glitchyton knows something—something SoftBoyJ isn’t ready to admit.

Threat Level to The Zone