Kelp assisted stomach ache

You get kelp assited stomach ache (K.A.S.A Makes it sound like a space agency) by eating a dish with depth kelp in it so no dont eat it even if your friends are all pressuring it you to do as such

for about 3 weeks it will feel as though your stomach has decided to wage war on you, you will most likely throw up and have a fever some have reported having a god-complex though that is most likely just their resting state

You can't just immediately cure yourself but you can mitigate the effects this like drinking large amounts of water to flush the system and little to no solid food works pretty well

it starts slow off as a small ache but quickly increases until it feels like your being stabbed this is the point where you will start throwing up and dry heaving neither is pleasant but you will ultimately survive

After having it once having it again is oftentimes worse than before lasting longer and more intense

Everyone the only people that are spared are the Nolinqua lucky buggas

Moral of the story don't eat depth kelp stew no matter how good she says it is, it is not that good

The only notable thing about this condition is that once a person had gotten it 20 Times! geez that's a lot

Those affected are often pitied by the general populace especially those whom have had it before