Element SP1C3

November 12th 1950, somewhere in Ontario, Canada.
The living room hummed with the warm glow of the television set, its curved screen flickering in black and white. The Andrews family—mom, dad, and two wide-eyed kids in matching striped pajamas—sat cross-legged with metal trays on their laps, the scent of Salisbury steak, mashed potatoes, and steamed peas rising like TV Dinner dreams. Outside, a snowstorm whispered against the windowpanes, but inside, everything was cozy and still.
  Suddenly, the screen cut to static—and then, fwoosh!—a swirling graphic of a cartoon maple leaf gave way to a dramatic silhouette. A bold, heroic voice boomed:
  “Citizens! Are your taste buds in peril? Is your meatloaf losing its mighty punch?”
  The children gasped as a familiar figure soared onto the screen—cape fluttering, boots shining, a massive ‘U’ emblazoned on his chest.
  “Fear not! The Ultra-Defender is here—with my secret weapon in the war on blandness… ELEMENT SP1C3!”
  He landed heroically in a modest Canadian kitchen, flexing as he held up a gleaming tin of the spice mix. A mother in pearls and an apron looked up in awe, holding a half-seasoned roast.
  “Just one shake of Element SP1C3 and your meals go from sidekick to superheroic! It’s the same bold blend I use at Ultra-Burger, and now you can bring that flavor home!”
  Cut to a montage of smiling families, sizzling pans, and a hamburger so juicy it practically flew off the plate.   “Smoked paprika! Garlic and onion! Even a pinch of mystery!” The Ultra-Defender declared, winking at the camera. “It’s everything a hero—like a hard working mom—needs to save dinner!”
  The commercial ended with the Ultra-Defender standing atop a stylized Canadian skyline, the tin raised triumphantly in one hand.
  “Element SP1C3—available at a fine grocery store near you. Best get a tin before it flies off the walls!”
  As the jingle faded, little Tommy Andrews looked up from his tray and whispered, “Mom… can we get some?”
  She smiled, already making a note on the next day’s shopping list.

Manufacturing process

There’s no secret reactor, no molecular gastronomy, no dimension-bending spice vortex involved here. The truth is refreshingly simple: Element SP1C3 is just a spice mix.
  The ingredients are sourced from trusted farms and spice suppliers, ground to precise texture standards, and blended in carefully controlled batches to ensure consistency. Each tin, bottle, or packet is filled, sealed, and labeled with the same care Ultra-Burger applies to everything it does—no frills, no fuss, just flavor.
  While Ultra-Burger’s super-science division might get the spotlight, SP1C3’s production is proudly low-tech, rooted in tradition and taste. The factories that produce it are clean, efficient, and staffed by real people—not robots in capes.
  It’s proof that you don’t need powers to make something powerful.

History

The spice now known across the globe as Element SP1C3 began its life without a name, tucked away in the bustling kitchen of the original Ultra-Burger. Back then, it was simply a reliable, multipurpose blend of seasonings hand-selected by Dexter Donaldson—The Ultra-Defender himself. With his wartime experience as both a soldier and an amateur cook, Dexter crafted the mix to streamline prep work in his fledgling burger joint. It flavored everything from hamburger patties to the savory broth used to simmer the beloved Hero Dogs, offering consistent taste and quick application across the menu.
  Legend has it that the seasoning's rise to stardom began with a small mistake. One afternoon, a customer received fries that hadn’t been salted. When offered a refund, he waved it off, simply asking for some salt instead. By accident—or perhaps fate—the cashier handed him the prep station’s unlabeled spice bottle. The man sprinkled it on his fries, took one bite, and his eyes lit up. “I’ll give you a dollar to take a bottle of that home!” he reportedly exclaimed.
  A year later, Element SP1C3 was officially packaged and sold to the public. With it came a wave of marketing charm: recipes for New York Dirty Vigilante Dogs, Atomic Onion Smashburgers, and—for a mere 25 cents extra (proceeds going to charity)—the now-legendary Ultra-Burger Heroic Homecook’s Handbook, filled with “heroic helpings and sidekick side dishes.”
  The name itself was coined by the Ultra-Defender, who thought it sounded “neat and keener than just calling it ‘Ultra-Burger spice blend.’” In the postwar superhero boom, Element SP1C3 flew off the shelves, joining capes, comics, and costume kits as a staple of heroic households.
  Today, decades later, Ultra-Burger is a global powerhouse, and Element SP1C3 is a pantry essential. It’s still used in Ultra-Burger’s kitchens worldwide and sold in stores in its iconic tin. The beloved Homecook’s Handbook is now digital—and free with proof of purchase. But the taste? Still as bold, comforting, and hero-worthy as ever.

Significance

For many, Element SP1C3 is more than just a spice—it’s a taste of the Golden Age.
  It’s the flavor of after-school burgers shared with wide-eyed friends, of family dinners around the TV watching the Steller Man Super Hour, of a time when heroes were symbols of hope rather than controversy. Before capes were trademarks and justice had PR handlers. Before cynicism crept into the streets. Before people began to wonder if heroes were still… heroic.
  SP1C3 captures something pure—a fleeting, powerful memory of when right felt right, and when a good meal could lift even the most battle-weary soul. For veteran heroes, retired crimefighters, and nostalgic civilians alike, that first bite of a Hero Dog seasoned with Element SP1C3 is like opening a time capsule sealed in mustard, smoke, and spice.
  In a world complicated by politics, profiteering, and the blurred lines between power and responsibility, SP1C3 remains a symbol of something simple and good. It reminds people that some things were made to help, not to sell. That even in a world changed by metahumans, magic, and megacorporations, the heart of a hero can still live in the flavor of a good meal.
Item type
Miscellaneous
Creation Date
Some time during WWII Dex can't recall exactly when he came up with it
Manufacturer
Owning Organization
Rarity
Common across North America and the United Kingdom, Element SP1C3 is a pantry staple in regions where Ultra-Burger enjoys deep cultural roots. It’s widely available in supermarkets, corner stores, Ultra-Burger locations, and even some gas stations—anywhere a heroic meal might be needed on the go.
  Availability becomes more sporadic the farther one gets from Ultra-Burger’s core territories. In parts of Europe, South America, and Southeast Asia, the spice mix can often be found in international sections or specialty food markets. In nations less aligned with Canadian-based corporations or skeptical of superhero-themed exports, SP1C3 may be uncommon or even restricted—either due to politics, trade disputes, or simply market disinterest.
  Still, even in the most remote corners of the world, diehard fans, nostalgic expats, and underground food enthusiasts have been known to smuggle tins of Element SP1C3 across borders. In some regions, it’s considered a “contraband condiment,” treasured more for the culture it represents than its flavor alone.
Weight
58.5 grams per standard Tin
Base Price
0.25 USD in 1950, 3.99 USD Current per standard Tin
Raw materials & Components
Ultra-Burger proudly claims that Element SP1C3 is crafted by top-tier food super-scientists using out-of-this-world ingredients, a claim often delivered with dramatic flair in vintage commercials featuring lab-coated heroes mixing glowing vials of spice while dramatic music swells in the background.
  In reality? That’s pure marketing bravado.
  Element SP1C3 is decidedly terrestrial—no antimatter, no comet pepper flakes, no flavor extracted from the Quantum Realm™. What it is, however, is a carefully balanced blend of honest, pantry-born ingredients chosen for their bold flavor, versatility, and comfort-food charm. Dexter Donaldson didn’t invent a super spice—he just had great taste.
    If one takes a moment to flip the bottle and actually read the label, they'll find that the legendary Element SP1C3 contains:
  Smoked Paprika
  Garlic Powder
  Onion Powder
  Mustard Powder
  Ground Coriander
  Black Pepper
  Celery Salt
  Chili Powder (or Cayenne in the “R3D SP1C3” variant)
  Brown Sugar
  Mushroom Powder
  Allspice
  No alien flora, no genetically modified gustatory enhancers—just good ingredients in perfect harmony.
  The magic, as always, isn’t in the mix.
It’s in the memories it brings back—and the meals it makes legendary

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