Session 30. - Why Did It Have To Be Snakes?
General Summary
32nd of Frost's End, 1440 A.P.
The party awoke after a very restless night. The fight with the bullywugs and the shambling mound had been exhausting and to top it all off, they still hadn't found the professor or his ward. It was more than a little disheartening. They gathered around Umami's cooking stone, eating quietly and not really talking much. Sadly Umami's cooking was not up to its usual standard. Today's fare was just warm oatmeal with only a few spicy Mara berries as seasoning. Despite running out of several of his key seasonings, including his perennial favourite, moru root, Umami's "just warm oatmeal" was still leagues beyond anything served in any roadside inn. While the food settled, warmly nourishing and revitalising them, the party took the opportunity to marvel at all the work Bolt-1 and Axon had put into repairing the airship. They had been too tired to notice last night but the warlock and forgeborn had managed to pull the ship out of the muck and somehow get it level, even without the balloon filled with aetheric gas. Sadly the balloon still lay deflated, draped over the far side of the hull, the huge tears still a visible eyesore. Thankfully fixing the balloon was the last step to getting back in the air. All they needed was frog spittle and the bark from a witchwillow tree. Axon was pretty pensive and seemed preoccupied as they prepared for the day. In an effort to get him to open up, Angrar tried pressing him for details about how they'd got the airship unstuck from the mud but Axon just grumbled a non-answer and said that it took a lot of work, effectively shutting down the conversation. Angrar sighed and gave up questioning him for now. He decided he'd dig deeper later, but for now they needed to focus on the current goal: Rescuing Alvarine and the Professor. They left Bolt-1 with the ship and headed back to the bullywug camp. When Axon didn't enquire at all about the previous day's events, even Deadeye realised that something wasn't right with their warlock compatriot. Despite his best efforts to start a conversation, Deadeye couldn't get any traction with Axon and eventually drifted into awkward silence as they neared the camp. Despite the moodiness of their companion, they made good time back to the camp. As a precaution, Oorr made them hang back while he scouted ahead, expecting a trap of some sort but he didn't see anything. He needn't have bothered. The camp gate was wide open and leaning against one of the pillars, waiting for them, was the brightly coloured (and dressed) bullywug that Oorr had started referring to as "D'Artagnan" (D'Art for short). He waved hesitantly when he spotted the group approaching and bowed formally once they got close. Torak was very wary as they entered the camp. Despite the frogmen's subservience and outward friendliness, something about the camp didn't feel right and his hackles prickled. He couldn't put his finger on it as he looked around, searching for the unseen threat. The conversation stopped (not that he'd been able to follow much of it anyway) and after a moment he noticed that everyone was looking at him strangely. It took a second for him to realise that he'd been unconsciously growling low in his throat since they stepped into the camp. He stopped with a cough and managed to look abashed before going back to scanning the camp for threats. He noticed that there were fewer archers and lookouts in the towers this morning, and fewer bullywugs in general wandering around the camp but still enough to likely overwhelm them if push came to shove. He didn't see that shaman around anywhere but there was something going on behind the large central hut. He nudged Angrar to try and get his attention but the half-ghrym was giving Oorr some last minute reminders on what to say. Oorr shooed Angrar away dismissively and returned D'Art's bow with an equally elaborate one, enjoying the attention the fawning bullywug provided. He addressed his new friend and started enquiring about the whereabouts of Alvarine. They had been taken to the temple of the Snake God, a reddish stone pyramid located further in the forest. D'Art said that they take prisoners there to be sacrificed to the Snake God and they were likely already dead. It soon became apparent that the bullywugs weren't followers of this Snake God like they had initially assumed, but instead lived in fear of it. Oorr then tried to get a description of the Snake God, but was simply told it was a BIG snake. As they learned more, the party realised that the bullywugs were actually afraid of this Snake God and if they played their cards right, they might be able to convince them to help. The group (other than Oorr) collectively looked to Axon, expecting him to speak on behalf of the party and negotiate some crazy deal, but he was still pretty withdrawn and didn't speak up when Oorr continued to do the talking. Angrar inwardly cringed, but also didn't say anything and let Oorr launch into his "best" sales pitch. Oorr took the direct approach. He demanded that D'Art lead them to where they dropped Alvarine (once again completely leaving out the professor). D'Art seemed nervous and was hesitant to say he'd take them. He was willing to point them in the right direction, but no matter how much Oorr pressed, the bullywug just didn't want to go. Oorr was getting a little frustrated with the bullywug's stubbornness and it showed. He was getting closer and closer to doing something that they'd regret and the others could sense it too. Axon reluctantly stepped in and tried to play the voice of reason to counterpoint Oorr's demands. Axon started off slowly, seeming somewhat hesitant to speak at first, but as he did so, he became more confident and the words started to flow more freely. As if he was remembering who he was. Umami would later describe it that watching Axon shed his hesitancy was like watching a dragonflit emerge from its first chrysalis. Axon started enquiring with D'Art as to why he didn't want to go and discovered that the bullywugs believed the area was haunted by the spirits of those the Snake God killed. That it was not a good place. Axon suggested that if they were to kill this Snake God, maybe it would put the spirits to rest and then the bullywugs wouldn't have to live in fear of it anymore. D'Art seemed hesitantly receptive to the idea but before Axon could elaborate further, there was a great commotion from the direction of the central hut. They all looked over and saw a massive bullywug emerging from behind the hut. He was being carried by four smaller bullywugs on a palanquin. The bullywug on the palanquin was huge. Twice as large as the one they'd fought the night before, but whereas that one had been all muscle, this one looked like it was mostly fat, with unsightly rolls of green flesh poking out from underneath a once regal (and ill-fitting) set of clothes. The smaller bullywugs shouldered the burden of their larger companion in silence and walked slowly towards where the party had gathered. Angrar winced in sympathy as he watched them slowly step closer and doubted he could have carried that weight, especially without any sign of strain. The obese bullywug shifted into a more regal pose as he approached. He held a golden sceptre in one hand and a small crown sat awkwardly on his head, shifting jauntily and threatening to fall off every time the palanquin moved, forcing him to adjust it. He hastily readjusted the crown once again as the palanquin came to a halt and the party immediately saw that it was too small for his head and had likely originally been made for a child. He turned to address them, clearing his throat with a rumbling croaky cough, took a deep breath in and spoke... ...in a high-pitched falsetto that had everyone stifling giggles almost immediately. "Greetings subjects." The bullywug king turned to D'Artagnan and asked in heavily accented sylvan "Are these the ones that killed my son? What do they want?" D'Art replied in the bullywug's native tongue and the king responded in kind -- a much deeper pitch than the one he'd assumed speaking with them. The conversation went on for some time and while they couldn't understand the words being said, some of the accompanying hand gestures turned out to be fairly universal. Eventually the King turned back to the party and spoke in his high falsetto again "This one says that you are not to be blamed for our royal spawn's death. That you fought the beast that did do it and saved us all in the process it seems. He says that you want to kill the Snake God for us, which is well and good, I says. But I also says that no one does this for free. What do you want?" They were slightly bemused by the Bullywug king's bluntness. Axon stepped up and said with more confidence than he really felt, "Frog spit." The king laughed. "You're telling me that you will kill our troublesome Snake God, and all you want it some of our spit? This one said you were brave. He didn't say you were kissed by Marah as well." The King continued to chuckle and he asked, "How much of our royal spittle dost thou need?" Axon looked inquiringly at Umami and translated. Umami waggled his hand in approximation and replied "two buckets." When the king heard, the amount he laughed again. "Thou truly art blessed by Marah, You would kill a god for two buckets of spittle. Gods be wary what you would do for gold! Very well. You will have your spit. Now go rid me of the God." Oorr stepped forward and said, "M'Lord. We need the services of your knight. He needs to lead us on our quest." The bullywug king thought for a moment and then replied. "Yes. You're right. This one and his squires shall accompany thou so thou dost not take all the glory for thyselves. Now go!". He dismissed them with a wave and signalled the palanquin to turn around. Axon and Oorr heard him saying something as he left about having to deal with his shaman. They didn't think that he meant it in a kind way. When he'd gone, D'Art looked miserably resigned to his task, but he went off to talk with several of the soldiers and archers from the night before and soon had a small group of them clustered off to the side of the party, checking their gear and preparing themselves for a fight. The party quickly did the same and then they set off as a group. D'Art led them through the swampy forest. At first they had no idea exactly where they were going but Torak briefly scampered up a tree and said he was pretty certain they were heading towards that building he'd spotted a few days back. After an hour or so they started to catch glimpses of a building made of red stone. As they got closer, the glimpses became full views and the views became more and more frequent as the forest thinned out. Eventually they came to a clearing where they had a full view of a step pyramid made of reddish stone looming out of the forest with a large pond surrounding it. A set of stairs led up out of the water to an open air altar at the very top. The other sides of the pyramids, from what they could see, were laid out in a similar fashion but with a smooth slope rather than a stair. Along the sides of the central stair and above the doorway at the top, were carved images of snakes.
The pool before the stair was surrounded with reeds and long grasses and seemed fairly shallow, barely going past Angrar's knees (though that meant it was just past Torak's waist). Several large rock outcroppings covered in lichen and greenery were located in the pool. The largest rock near the center of the pool had several dark stains visible under the greenery. They also counted at least three sets of rusted metal chains ending in heavy manacles laying across the top of the rock, all currently empty. From their vantage point, Umami was fairly certain that the dark stains on the rock were blood but couldn't tell if any of it was fresh. D'Art and the other bullywugs were nervously clustered at the edge of the pool. They pointed at the large rock and said that's where they'd left their friends. When Oorr and Axon spoke to them, they remained very nervous and kept eyeing the pool, while also trying to keep the temple and the forest around them in view at the same time. D'Art said that they had done their part and were heading home now. They wished the party luck and started to head out. Oorr and Axon stopped them and tried to convince them to stay. Oorr finally convinced them by suggesting they would be heroes if they were the ones to slay this Snake God. There was a palpable tension in the air as the party slipped into the pool. Almost as if something had been waiting for them. D'Art and the bullywugs nervously joined them, heads paranoidly swivelling as they moved forward. Deadeye moved to the central rock to investigate it while the others continued to wade through the pond towards the temple steps. Torak said something in goblinese and Axon looked over at him quizzically, "Why would we need to worry about beaches?" Torak shook his head. He repeated himself and pointed at the water while moving his arms in a wriggling motion. Axon looked confused for a second before his face lit up in understanding. "Ah. You mean leeches." He started to teach Torak the word in goblinese and then paused again " ..... Wait?! What?" and started to scan the water in a panic. As if on cue, there was a great splash from the pool on the opposite bank from where they were. Everyone immediately turned towards the noise but saw nothing other than a surface ripple on the pond that spread slowly outwards. The party was about to carry on when D'Art shouted that he saw something. They watched as a wooden spear floated to the surface. Angrar did a quick count and came up short for one of their bullywug compatriots. A feeling of dread suddenly washed over the pond, agitating the bullywugs into a near panic. Only D'Art seemed to be made of sterner stuff but even he was a little wild around the eyes. The party weren't much better off and even Oorr, who was traditionallyRewards Granted
- 933 xp
- Roughly 10000 loose coins worth approx 2500gp value in various denominations (mostly silver and copper).
- A Magical Greatsword (serpent hilt motif, flickering flame effect on blade)
- A piece of Amber that radiates a Transmutation aura
- A magical steel ring shaped like the visor of a knight's helm.
- A set of magical Studded Leather Armour with patterns of serpents tooled into the leather
- 3 Potions of Greater Healing
- An unidentified Glowing Blue Potion
- An unidentified jar with a milky white, viscous liquid
- A spell scroll emanating a Conjuration aura
- A pair of black stones with a matching engraved pattern
- An unidentified dark wooden staff carved with the head of a snake
- An unidentified slingshot
- Five small gemstones of various size, shape and composition.
Missions/Quests Completed
- Rescued Alvarine and The Professor from the Snake God
Character(s) interacted with
- Bolt-1
- D'Art - aka D'Artagnan, a Bullywug captain emulating Oorr's style
- Bullwogis I - Self proclaimed King of the Bullywugs
- Professor Reginald Crankshaft XXXIII
- Alvarine
Notes
Contact the GM privately and mention Soapstone prior to next game for an xp reward.
This offer has now expired
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32nd of Frost's End, 1440 A.P.
Axon Bror
Deadeye Cliffhanger
Oorr Rosetta del Hilltopple
Rogue 5
Sorcerer 1
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Torak Goblin-Chaser
Umami of the Iche


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