Regalia of Osteama

The Taishando Lizardfolk of the eastern continent are a contentious people, believing in the right to rule through strength and intimidation as much as through wit and trickery. They are tribal, and vary in appearance as much as ideology. Yet, all of them share the myth of Osteama's Regalia.


Osteama, or "the bone waters", is an ancient necropolis of Lizardfolk deep in the Taishando swamps. Expanding in concentric circles around a central ziggurat, the city was replete with gardens, guardians, and temple priests until it was suddenly abandoned after a devastating earthquake that left much of the undead restless and disturbed. During this time, a King arose from the undead horde to lead the Lizardfolk back to prosperity.

But that King was not satisfied with the Taishando Lizardfolk. He desired to rule all of the lands between the seas, and came himself upon the might of LechTaisha, who tore the king's crown from his skull and left him, utterly destroyed, in the tar pits of Luthya. The crown, and the single piece of bone that remained uninterred in the tar (one of his left arm bones), were laid to rest forever in the necropolis at Osteama. Not out of any sense of respect; not by a long shot. They did it out of rank, primal, fear.

Referred to only as 'The Dead King', this lizardfolk monarch's true name has been lost in the depths of time.

On the flip side of the Dead King was The Living King who followed him. The Living King brought back Lizardfolk values and social norms, reverting his people to seclusionists with very few population centers. He it was that laid to rest the wandering undead of Osteama, and legend has it that he defeated LechTaisha in single combat, although that legend has never been vetted.

Each of these kings had their own accoutrements and set of crown jewels, and they each were laid to rest next to the other, so that the Living King might always keep the Dead King in check.

Interestingly, the circlets fit together perfectly into one crown, denoting the Lizardfolks' belief that the two kings had been meant to be one, but that the Universe had been split for a short time. This is far more accurate than anyone but the gods realize.

When the two circlets are joined into the crown, a set of cascading effects culminates in a supremely powerful artifact. When that crown is worn, the Reincarnation of the Lizard King is born. This being is prophesied to unite the Lizardfolk for once and for all.

Having no written language of their own, the Taishando Lizardfolk use oral tradition to pass down their history and lore. A scholar from Tulara University once recorded two of these chants before being ritually cooked and eaten by the Szillssikk Lizardfolk tribe. His traumatized assistant was set free, and eventually found her way back to Tulara on her own, saying she had received help from another legend; Kal'Ichik, in the Seraph mountains.

Chant of the Two Crowns


Leader: One crown for the living king!
Chorus: One crown for the dead!


Leader: Jade and bone, the people bow. Obey the voice, obey the vow.

Chorus: One crown for the living king! One crown for the dead!

 

Leader: Bronze and bone, the graves obey, The dead shall rise, the dead shall stay.

Chorus: One crown for the living king! One crown for the dead!

 

Leader: Two crowns together, one spirit whole, Living flesh and death’s dark soul.

Chorus: One crown for the living king! One crown for the dead!

  Leader: Blood and swamp, we make the claim, The king returns, the king the same.

Chorus, repeated, rising: One crown for the living king! One crown for the dead!

Chant of the Regalia


Leader: Two crowns apart, the people break.
Chorus: Two crowns apart, the people starve.

 

Leader: One crown of jade, the living bow.
Chorus: One crown of bronze, the dead obey.

 

Leader: Together bound, the king returns.
Chorus: Together bound, the king is whole.

 

Leader: Scale to scale, the people rise.
Chorus: Scale to scale, the tribes unite.

 

Leader: Through swamp and bone, the king shall walk.
Chorus: Through swamp and bone, the king shall rule.

 

Leader: The Regalia shines, the river swells.
Chorus: The Regalia shines, the land is fed.

 

Leader: When crowns are one, the king is reborn.

Chorus (rising): When crowns are one, the people thrive!

(repeated until the drums fall silent)

Regalia of Osteama

WONDROUS ITEM ARTIFACT MAGICAL CURSED Requires Attunement

When Circlet of the Dead King and Circlet of the Living King are worn together, a wondrous cascade of events occurs, forming the Combined Regalia of Osteama.


Combined Regalia of Osteama

If one creature wears both circlets simultaneously:
 
  • The wearer is treated as the reincarnated king of the Taishando Lizardfolk, gaining absolute legitimacy among the population. All lizardfolk automatically treat them as their rightful ruler, and undead less than CR10 cannot resist their command unless magically compelled.
  • Once per long rest, as an action, you may unleash the Oath of Osteama: every undead within 1 mile must make a Wisdom saving throw (DC = your spell save DC) or fall under your control for 24 hours.
  • However, the curse of the Dead King grows stronger. Each day, at midnight, the attuned must roll 1d20 . On a roll of 1, the king’s soul fully possesses them until the next dawn.
    Cost: Priceless

    Weight: 4 lbs.

    Summary

    Two crowns of ancient Lizardfolk Kings can be combined into a grand piece of regalia.

    Historical Basis

    This myth is, improbably, almost entirely true.

    Spread

    It is ubiquitous in Taishando Lizardfolk circles of all social castes.

    Variations & Mutation

    There are surprisingly few variations; the story, being mostly true, stays mostly the same even across varying tribal ideologies.

    Cultural Reception

    Taishando Lizardfolk take it as wrote.

    In Literature

    Taishando Lizardfolk do not have their own writing system, instead using a bastardized form of elvish. They mostly pass on knowledge through chanted or prose storytelling.

    In Art

    Taishando Lizardfolk have a surprisingly sophisticated art palate, blending realism with naturism and impressionism.

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