Creative Practice Day 36
General Summary
I think I have been culinarily cursed
For I cannot cook a wurst
all my soup becomes gloop
and my gloop became soup
and my orzo could put someone in a hearse
I'm not sure whom I've offended but my skill in the kitchen they've apprehended I used to be fine now all my ramen tastes like brine and my food paradigm's been upended
I'd like to apologize maybe over a basket of fries to the poor witch I must have cooked for by accident
The one thing so far, that still tastes on par My cookies still bring smiles all around
I'm not sure whom I've offended but my skill in the kitchen they've apprehended I used to be fine now all my ramen tastes like brine and my food paradigm's been upended
I'd like to apologize maybe over a basket of fries to the poor witch I must have cooked for by accident
The one thing so far, that still tastes on par My cookies still bring smiles all around
Report Date
19 Dec 2025

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