The View from Up Here is Terrifying
Last Online: 674 Days Ago
THE VIEW FROM UP HERE IS TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!
Glaos is a machine. It eats dreams and spits out grey smoke and 9-to-5s. We are the wrench in the gears. We are the glitch in the broadcast. We are the ringing in your ears that won't go away after the show ends.
We play loud because this city is too boring. We wear neon because the sky is too grey. If you want polite acoustic sets and folk songs about "the good old days," go to the mid-town district. If you want to feel something other than exhaustion?
Welcome to the terrifying height.
Current Mood: Deceased
Current Quest: Finding a drummer who doesn't eat the merch (NOET STOP)
Status: Jammin out!
Current Mood: Deceased
Current Quest: Finding a drummer who doesn't eat the merch (NOET STOP)
Status: Jammin out!
REGARDING THE "INCIDENT" AT TANKARD 4
Date: Yesterday. Author: Noah (Dictated to Nia)Look, let's set the record straight. We did not "attack" the venue. Noet just wanted to enhance the visual experience during the bridge of "My Heart Is A Factory (And They Are Closing It Down)."
Was lighting a flare indoors a "fire hazard"? According to the NCPD, yes. Was it "totally sick"? Also yes.
We are officially banned from Tankard 4, The rusted Gear, and that one coffee shop on 5th Street. Whatever. Their acoustics were trash anyway. We are moving the next gig to the abandoned warehouse near the docks. Bring your own earplugs.
Meet the Visionaries
FRONTMAN NOAH
Role: Vocals / Guitar / Emotional Damage
Current Mood: Misunderstood.
The Bio:
Glaos is a prison of grey conformity, and I am the riot. My lyrics are too deep for the mainstream radio stations. They wouldn't get it anyway. They're all sheep.
Likes: High contrast filters, writing poetry in the rain, eyeliner (it represents the darkness of my soul).
Dislikes: The System[tm] people who say "good morning," preps.
Current Mood: Misunderstood.
The Bio:
Glaos is a prison of grey conformity, and I am the riot. My lyrics are too deep for the mainstream radio stations. They wouldn't get it anyway. They're all sheep.
Likes: High contrast filters, writing poetry in the rain, eyeliner (it represents the darkness of my soul).
Dislikes: The System[tm] people who say "good morning," preps.
Noah Selfie by Lou
MOM FRIEND NIA
Role: Bass / Synth / Fixing Noah's Mistakes / Vocals when Noah can't hit that high note >.>"
Current Mood: (u_u) Tired.
The Bio:
Basically the only reason this band exists. I book the gigs, I fix the amps, and I make sure Noet doesn't eat things off the sidewalk.
Likes: Neon purple, Cats /ᐠ - ˕ -マ Ⳋ, KRAFT PUNKZ hair dye
Dislikes: Humidity, "Exposure" instead of a paycheck, Society V.V
Current Mood: (u_u) Tired.
The Bio:
Basically the only reason this band exists. I book the gigs, I fix the amps, and I make sure Noet doesn't eat things off the sidewalk.
Likes: Neon purple, Cats /ᐠ - ˕ -マ Ⳋ, KRAFT PUNKZ hair dye
Dislikes: Humidity, "Exposure" instead of a paycheck, Society V.V
Nia Selfie by Lou
RAWR XD NOETTTTTT ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!
Role: DRUMS!!! / Hitting Stuff / GLITTER
Current Mood: O_O HYPER!!!
The Bio:
HI IM NOET!!!! I play drums because they are loud and I like loud things!!! Being in a band is awesome because I get to hit stuff and people clap instead of calling the NCPD!!! I made my drumsticks out of scrap metal I found in the trash LOL so random!!!!
Don't judge my face BTW i hate taking selfies!!! cool? cool! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
Likes: SUGAR, loud noises, shiny gears, DOOM, tacos, inviting goblins to our shows.
Dislikes:Silence, rules, vegetables, staying still.
Current Mood: O_O HYPER!!!
The Bio:
HI IM NOET!!!! I play drums because they are loud and I like loud things!!! Being in a band is awesome because I get to hit stuff and people clap instead of calling the NCPD!!! I made my drumsticks out of scrap metal I found in the trash LOL so random!!!!
Don't judge my face BTW i hate taking selfies!!! cool? cool! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
Likes: SUGAR, loud noises, shiny gears, DOOM, tacos, inviting goblins to our shows.
Dislikes:Silence, rules, vegetables, staying still.
Noet Selfie by Lou
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HAND MADE WITH HATE IN GLAOS.
First Gig Polaroid by Lou
UPCOMING GIGS
- NOV 05: Noah's Garage
- NOV 19: Battle of the Bands @ City Square
- DEC 01: [REDACTED]
(Venue owner threatened to call the badges if we came back)
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This is so fun. I love the bios. "Last Online: 674 Days Ago" - this makes me extremely nervous for some reason, hahaa.
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Eee thank you so much! Makes my players nervous, too >:D they have NO idea whats coming for this goobers
If I’m not revising, I’m probably rewriting a town for the third time.