Faceshowers
Do not fall for the government's lies. These masks do not help us. They merely are to keep us afraid.
Alright, let me tell you about dem Faceshowers. May have heard the name, may have ignored it, may have paid attention for once. But whatever you may have read, it won't prepare you for an actual encounter with them. So let me make this clear. Forget tolerance. Forget what nonsense people spout that try to represent both sides. Dem Faceshowers are trash, every single one of them. They deserve to be spit in the face, but that's assault, so can't do that. Dem Faceshowers are nothing but nutjobs. And I don't mean like aunt Marie who thinks strawberries go well with turkey, or that it's fine to hunt on open-toe slippers. I mean that you'd assume they're insane, except they're not. They just rotted their brains with conspiracy theories and now they see naught but ghosts. It all starts with that damned Black Lung. People were afraid, in denial, and so on. They couldn't live with the stress so they got sloppy and made up theories to justify themselves. And then the Military court didn't downgrade military law because of dem Pillagers and their terrorist attacks. Bam. Could have blamed the terrorists, but no. They blamed the government. And so their numbers grew. Now most folks don't even need to wear masks in the First City. But do they care? No. They keep claiming masks are just a symbol of the conspiracy, proudly showing their faces even in places where dem masks are mandatory. Get sent away, get fined, play martyr, don't care. And then when they see us walkin' about, dropping off crops and going shopping with our masks on, they pick a fight. Become aggressive, call us names, ask for a beating. Can't give them that though, that's what they want. If you're wondering why we're sending supervision with you, dem's why. They will treat you with aggression, so you need someone with you who knows how to deal with them. Hold them off, taunt them the right way, get the authorities involved while keeping you safe. So don't go sneakin' off, you hear me? And if dem faceshowers corner you, just shout for help. They want to play martyr, so play victim, not aggressor. Clear? Now git.
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