Ilya Valentinov

Ilya Valentinov

Ilya Ilyich Valentinov (Diminutive Iliushka or Iliushen'ka)   His favorite Sergey Lazarev song would be Freaky Tonight (if only he could listen to Sergey Lazarev).   I would use the Freaky text but it breaks WorldAnvil.

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

6'04" strong man with broad shoulders and flawless features. He takes pride in his appearance, and he is very well-manicured.

Body Features

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Facial Features

Heterochromia! His left eye is blue and his right eye is green. Very high, attractive cheekbones.

Identifying Characteristics

His eyes tend to be a dead giveaway, not to mention the blinding white armor he wears.

Physical quirks

Heterochromia again??????

Special abilities

Paladin powers!!!!!!!!! Also he's probably like The Rizzler or something idk

Apparel & Accessories

Armor of Freya. Her colors are white, so that's what he wears. He has a nice silver-and-gold circlet on his head, very very gay.

Specialized Equipment

He always carries the "Sacred Texts" of his Goddess. Yes, he does make the air quotes.

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Mental characteristics

Personal history

Ilya Ilyich Valentinov was born to his mother, Natalia, and his father, who was also named Ilya, on a sacred day of Freya. As his parents were extremely religious, they believed him blessed and brought him to Freya's temple to be consecrated. He spent his early years nearby the temple, and once he turned twelve he basically began living there full-time.

He was initially resentful of having to work for a "Goddess that isn't for boys", but he warmed up to it by the time he turned eighteen.

At some point, he was given a large, heavy, metal-bound book that supposedly contained the "sacred texts" of Freya. The way he acquired it is unknown. He is likely the only one who has read the whole thing, and he has read it multiple times. He still reads it today as a form of meditation, reading calmly, with a straight face and no emotion. Anyone else who reads it, however, seems to become very disgusted and upset by it. It also doubles as a weapon!

Ilya is now a traveling Paladin of Freya, going around the lands following Freya's code as well as doing things such as blessings and officiating weddings.

As a Paladin of Freya, his code is simple: Procreate. He utilizes his looks and charm to fulfill his duties. Ilya has no qualms as to who he beds down with, man or woman, human or nonhuman. It is likely that he has countless children, but he hasn't met most of, if not all of them.

Gender Identity

He's a man, what's the problem with that?

Sexuality

Pansexual. He doesn't care who you are. As long as you're consenting, around his size (think small/medium/large sizes in DnD), and probably won't kill him, he's game and loves to suit people's needs.

Education

Ilya was educated in the temple of Freya. He is considered fairly smart by most commoners.

Employment

He has been a Paladin of Freya his whole adult life, even if he was resentful of it the first couple years (sixteen-eighteen). Before that, he just helped out in the temple.

Accomplishments & Achievements

He is one of the few male clergy/devotees of Freya. He is proud of this fact. Also he probably seduced an angry orc or something, but that might've not happened.

Failures & Embarrassments

When he was younger, he'd flirt with anyone. Including married men and women. Yikes.

He'd rather not talk about that time of his life.

Mental Trauma

Something probably happened to him when he was younger, which is why he's chill about bashing people's heads in (he's a little bit deranged, but it's barely noticeable).

Intellectual Characteristics

No idea what this means so here's a Sergey Lazarev song that represents him well:

Morality & Philosophy

The two key pillars of his moral code and philosophy are Procreation and Consent. These two things are very important to him. He also finds family important and believes that they should be treasured. He believes that children are one of the greatest gifts that can be bestowed upon someone. He sees beauty in everything.

Taboos

CONSENT IS IMPORTANT. Doing anything that violates consent is a MASSIVE no-no for Ilya. This counts even in non-sexual circumstances. He might be flirty, he might be touchy, but he will respect your boundaries. He also won't allow himself to become an accessory to adultery (as in, he won't be a married person's fling).

Also, just breaking his paladin code in general is bad news. He also won't harm children.

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

Ilya is motivated by the prospects of pleasing Freya, but should he find people he becomes close to, he will do things for them.

Savvies & Ineptitudes

He likes sitting in deep thought, but his leg won't stop bouncing. Don't ask him to do math.

Likes & Dislikes

Likes: Doing his job (iykyk), the color white, being clean, exploring, desserts, nice cheeses, reading, stargazing, happy families.

Dislikes: General messiness, people who are overly judgy, plaid patterns, dirtiness/lack of hygiene, anything nonconsensual.

Virtues & Personality perks

He's very selfless, and will throw himself into harm's way for his friends. Loyal and devoted to his profession. Huge bookworm and will read anything you give him (not just the "Sacred Texts"!)

Vices & Personality flaws

He can't resist if he sees someone and wants to get a little, uh, freaky? It's totally for his job, but maybe he's a little too into it sometimes. He has to actively stop himself from just flirting with random people, lest he flirt with a married person.

Personality Quirks

He has restless leg, whenever he's deep in thought his leg starts bouncing uncontrollably. When he's reading, however, he's perfectly still.

Hygiene

Extremely clean and pristine. Keeps his armor spick and span. Doesn't like being dirty at all, will shower/bathe whenever he gets the chance.

Social

Contacts & Relations

His parents, Natalia and Ilya (positive relationship)

His home temple (extremely positive relationship)

His younger siblings: Sergei, Alexander, and Eva (Positive, but he hasn't really seen them much. He's much older than them. Ilya is 30. Sergei is 18, Alexander is 16, and Eva is 12)

Family Ties

His family is normal, I fear

Religious Views

Proud Paladin of Freya <3

Social Aptitude

Charismatic, loves to talk and befriend people, just not as much as he likes to bed them.

Mannerisms

Very proper and polite, but if his current partner for the night desires it, he doesn't have to be.

Hobbies & Pets

Ilya can finger-knit. He doesn't do it often, but he can do it. He much prefers to read.

Speech

Very carefully practiced and well-spoken.

Wealth & Financial state

????

He's got a book. And it might be gay. Actually, he's kinda gay. The book probably isn't. We are ignoring the fact that the patronym potentially conflicts with his last name. YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

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Alignment
Lawful Good
Honorary & Occupational Titles

Paladin of Freya

Age
30
Date of Birth
September 15th (on a Friday)
Birthplace
Kaliningard
Children
Current Residence
Varies
Gender
Male
Eyes
Left blue, right green
Hair
Light brown
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Pale-ass Russian man skin???
Height
6'04"
Weight
200 lb (probably? he buff)
Quotes & Catchphrases

"Don't. Open. The Book. Unless you really want to, of course."

"You have my consent."

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Known Languages

Common only, sadly. Maybe more in the future.

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