Florentin the Cat
A mummified cat, that seems indifferent to anything that happens around it. Does not need to sleep, eat or drink, even though it does all of that frequently. Also, it is an unlimited source of dusty toilet paper.
fucked up sense of humor
Bad news makes them laugh. ‘He was murdered in front of his children? BWahahaaahaaa, that’s grotesque! Hahaha. That poor child will be scarred for life.’
they're obsessed with knowing what time it is
thinks everyone turns into a mummy when they die
