Blue Bari
Halfling Barbarian. Former member of the Troublemakers. Dinosaur Cavalry general in the armies of Droaam. Mostly illiterate.
The Korth City Planning Commission sent a request to Droaam for a short bio of Blue Bari in preparation for the upcoming Festival of the Redeemed. This is a copy of the response:
Oftin kalled the Grate-ust uv the Trubbel Maykers, Bari wuzThe rest of the letter, which continues for two full pages, is completely illegible due to the presence of tear-stains and copious amounts of snot.enstroomentuskrushioldverie importinent in sayving the wurld frum kakapupu Deemuns or sumfing. He wuz reeley gud at smooshing teenkydookie Monstars and also at ryding teenkydookie Dyno-sarz. When he leeved too bekum a Generality in the fart-smel Armee uv Droaam, all the weewee likking frunt fannies that he sayved kryed and kryed lyke littel kakapupu baybees. Bari iz verie Stronk so he onlee kryed a little. Synceerley, Sumaynchintgrae-beerdreely teenkydookie old hysterian that u'v nevur hurd uv defiantlee NOT Blu Bari! PSst: Bari axed me to mayke shoor too tel Willo thatEyehe luvs the dookie out uv him and izxtreemamentullyso, so proud.
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