Brodonna

Lady Brodonna (a.k.a. The Dark Weaver)

Born of Chaos

  In the dark, forgotten recesses of the cosmos, where even the light of creation feared to tread, Brodonna was born. Unlike the other deities who emerged from the primordial forces of order and creation, Brodonna was a being of pure chaos, spawned from the void where nightmares festered and despair took root. Her essence was a twisted amalgamation of darkness, suffering, and malice. From the moment of her inception, she embodied the capricious and cruel nature of misfortune, thriving on the pain and chaos that she could unleash upon the world.   Brodonna did not emerge with a purpose or role like the other gods; instead, she was driven by a deep-seated hunger for chaos. Her very existence was a blight upon the carefully woven tapestry of fate, and her power lay in unraveling the threads of destiny. She did not merely disrupt order—she delighted in it, savoring the suffering and destruction left in her wake. The gods quickly realized that she was not just a force of nature but a malevolent presence, one that sought to tear down what they had worked so hard to create.  

The Corruption of Fortune

  As the gods set about creating the world, weaving together the destinies of mortals and shaping the future, Brodonna lurked in the shadows, biding her time. Where others saw beauty and order, she saw opportunities for ruin. She corrupted the blessings of fortune, twisting them into curses that brought despair and misery. A bountiful harvest would rot before it could be reaped, a mighty warrior would fall victim to a simple illness, and a lover’s promise would turn to betrayal.   Brodonna’s influence grew like a cancer, spreading across the world and touching the lives of mortals and gods alike. Her touch was subtle but devastating, often going unnoticed until it was too late. No one was safe from her reach; kings and peasants alike found their lives torn apart by her cruel whims. Brodonna did not act out of necessity or balance but out of sheer delight in causing pain. For her, the suffering of others was a symphony, and she reveled in every discordant note.  

The Dreaded Scourge

  As her power and malevolence grew, so did the fear and hatred the other gods held for her. They sought to banish Brodonna to the darkest corners of existence, but she was too deeply entwined with the fabric of reality. Misfortune, after all, was an unavoidable part of life, and in this truth, Brodonna found her strength. She became the embodiment of unavoidable tragedy, the goddess to whom those with blackened hearts and twisted minds would pray.   Brodonna’s followers were a reflection of her own chaotic evil nature. They called themselves the "Harbingers of Despair," reveling in the misery they could bring to others in their goddess's name. They sowed discord and ruin wherever they went, turning families against one another, inciting wars, and leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. In return for their loyalty, Brodonna granted them twisted boons—luck that brought harm to others, curses that could ruin lives with a single word, and an uncanny ability to escape the consequences of their own malevolence.  

The Wretched Domain

  Brodonna’s domain in the divine realms was a twisted mirror of the world she sought to corrupt. A desolate wasteland shrouded in perpetual darkness, her realm was filled with the echoes of suffering and despair. Rivers of blackened water flowed through barren lands, carrying the tears of those who had fallen victim to her machinations. Her palace, known as the Cradle of Woe, was a towering structure of jagged obsidian, its halls filled with the screams of the damned.   Those who entered her domain willingly were often those who sought to make a pact with her, trading their souls for a chance to inflict suffering on their enemies. But Brodonna was as treacherous with her followers as she was with her victims. The gifts she granted were always double-edged, bringing as much harm to the bearer as they did to their foes. In the end, all who served Brodonna found themselves ensnared in her web of misfortune, doomed to an eternity of torment.  

The Goddess of Misfortune

  Brodonna stands as a reminder that misfortune is not just a part of life, but a weapon wielded by a cruel and capricious deity. She is the dark shadow that looms over every moment of joy, the creeping dread that turns hope into despair. In her twisted mind, suffering is the only truth, and she delights in bringing it to the world in the most painful and unexpected ways.   Even the other gods speak her name in hushed tones, wary of drawing her attention. For Brodonna, the Goddess of Misfortune, is not just a bringer of bad luck—she is the embodiment of chaotic evil, a force that revels in the ruin and despair of all who cross her path.
Divine Classification
Goddess of Misfortune
Alignment
Chaotic Evil
Church/Cult
Children
Sex
Female
Eyes
One red one black
Hair
greying and thin like the threads of fate
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
porcelain white though cracked like a china doll
Height
5'9"