The Language of Chocolate

The creation of fine chocolate candies is a staple of artisan culture among the Wood Sprites. Through the generations, they have developed hundreds of different presentations for scores of different flavors and recipes.

Rooted in this artesian tradition, the language of chocolates began as a fun and flirty way to send messages between intimate companions. With time and popularity, the meanings expanded until chocolate exchange became the preferred method of inter-strata communication.

It remains so to this day, and many idioms, metaphors, and clichés have arisen based on the common understanding of this language.

Everything, from the chocolate's type (dark vs. milk vs. white), decoration, shape, placement in the box, flavor, filling, to the order in which they were eaten and how the recipient interacts with it before eating; all of it has meaning amongst the strata of Sprites.

A Few Common Idioms

Bite the top off

To try something without finishing; to explore a new person, place, thing, or idea and discover a disliking.

"How is Estella enjoying the new book?"
"Eh, she bit the top off. Said it wasn't scary enough."

Eat the center

To accept a proposal; to seal a deal; to sign a contract.

"Lyland said he was ready to propose to Estella..."
"Aye! And she ate the center!"

Reading the lid

To be indecisive; to have an abundance of choices; to think carefully about a complex matter.

"Have ye thought about what ye'll do after yer done with school?"
"I'm still reading the lid."

Pinch the sides

To deeply investigate before making a choice. One will often 'read the lid' before 'pinching the sides'.

"Why did Beanya not accept the job?"
"She pinched the sides and didn't find enough money."


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Jul 11, 2025 22:51 by J. Variable X/0

Brilliant! Reminds me of the Language of Flowers.

Jul 11, 2025 23:12 by Haly the Moonlight Bard

YES! Exactly my inspiration! Thank you!!

Haly, the Moonlight Bard

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Jul 12, 2025 10:48 by Keon Croucher

I adore this, its scrumptious, a wonderful answer to this prompt Haly, certainly I must tuck this one away in my collection for further 'study' (No I am not intending to buy a bunch of chocolate and make silly treats with the idea that they are meant to say things, as an excuse to buy a bunch of chocolate, why would you insinuate such a thing!)

Keon Croucher, Chronicler of the Age of Revitalization
Jul 13, 2025 18:23 by Haly the Moonlight Bard

At the risk of sounding old as f'ck.... Pics or it didn't happen?

Haly, the Moonlight Bard

Real Worldbuilding , a newsletter dedicated to finding inspiration without AI.
Chocolatte , spend Summer Camp in a magical world dedicated to chocolate and coffee!