YOUR FUTURE IS CALLING
ARE YOU DROWNING IN DEBT? TIRED OF EATING NUTRI-PASTE?
DOES THE 9-TO-5 GRIND OF CORPORATE SERVITUDE CRUSH YOUR SPIRIT?
DO YOU WANT YOUR NAME TO BECOME A LEGEND?
Are you proficient with a blade, a firearm, or the volatile power of Myst?
Are you willing to face the darkness to seize a brighter future?
Are you ready to shatter your limits and be reforged in the fires of adventure?
If the answer is YES...
THEN WE WANT YOU!
ENLIST IN THE ADVENTURER'S GUILD. SECURE YOUR DESTINY.
AS A RECRUIT, YOU WILL:
- Execute Monster Culling Contracts
- Conduct Asset Protection & Recovery
- Engage in Urban Spelunking Operations
- Perform High-Risk Resource Acquisition
AS A VETERAN, YOU COULD:
- Neutralize Apex-Level Threats
- Liberate High-Value Political Targets
- Lead Xeno-Archaeological Expeditions
- Procure Reality-Bending Mythical Artifacts
Welcome, Candidate. You stand at the precipice of greatness. This database is your first step on the path to becoming a force of nature in a world that respects only one thing: POWER. The fame, the fortune, the glory—it is all here for the taking. All you have to do is reach out and claim it.
For the tools that turn recruits into legends, there is only Dryzor Inc.
Tomorrow Will Never Be The Same.
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//>_ Okay, cut the music. Greets, trog. Look at all this flashy dreck. 'Secure Your Destiny.' 'Become a Legend.' It's a load of slither-spined propaganda designed by Corp-Rats in clean suits to get you to sign your life away. They promise you a mountain of creds; reality is, you're more likely to end up as munch for some rotter in a dark alley.
//>_ The name's Karckess. This whole LSN site is the official recruitment spiel, and it's my job to jack-in and slice through the lies. Think of me as the fine print they're hoping you're too stupid to read. When you see my text—yeah, this right here—know you're getting the ground truth, the stuff that'll keep you from getting flatlined on your first job. I'm the soulless schmuck with the philosophy degree who's seen enough AdRecs cut to black to know what's real and what's just a sales pitch.
//>_ So, to give you a kick-start, I've tagged a few 'Need-to-Know' articles below. Read them. Learn them. Don't be another statistic. Karckess out.